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Oh no, my cousin is in a bad mood again.
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Scaratar, we must do something to soothe Attmoz's anger
Yeah sure Loodvigg. I got just a thing.
[Gives a snickers to Attmoz]
Nom nom nom nom nom
yeah they kinda look like a silly penguin when they're eating
Well, who doesn't? they sure got a short legs that they can hardly kick anything.
I still can hear you biotch ur not gorgeous with those light make up and simple hairdo
Oh yeah but my wing does sweetie
Scaratar opens their wings
... I'm still the better string strummer
I can make my instrument even more briliant you see this color?♪
I got the most beautiful style of all celestials, They always tell me I slay!
Hehe My eyes are prettier~
No mine is more charming with slaying make up
I'm wiser with the knowledge of the locations of monuments~
Stay away from my Loodvigg
Maybe YOU should find someone else other than my daring phantom, pussycat.
What did you say
You sure did understood what I meant Don't you~?
Why you little BIOTCH
WOAH woah woah calm down both, I think you guys are equally hot that make my heart's gonna melt! And It is not a metaphor!!
...What?
Is that true my love?
Which part have we made you think so my dear shadow?
I, uh...
[Loodvigg gave a passionate speech in a poetic way about how they are hot and attractive]
Oh dear I'm so moved I'm gonna play sitar while kissing you to not shedding tears
Come now daddy Let us make you feel high again
omg they now kiss me too much
[The three ended up going on a date, the other celestials witnessed the two cousins holding each of Loodvigg's arms and chat while riding on a charming boat, sometimes staring at each other as if they are the eternal rivals]