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Mori had informed everyone that the prodigy demon had returned, causing the oldest members to resign and flee to Antarctica.
The Mafia boss was having a meeting with his executives at the moment, a meeting consisting of him, Kouyou, Chuuya and Dazai.
"So Dazai" Mori said with a smile "I'm glad to see you back, tomorrow you will start your old duties."
"Yes, no, I'm not going to do it" Dazai said as he continued folding a sheet of paper to form a swan.
Mori smiled tightly. "Are we going to have to teach you manners again?" Mori said with a smile that said, I'm going to have to torture you again to get you to behave.
"Try to get close to my bitch and you'll be 6 meters underground" Dazai said with a shit-eating smile and giving Mori the middle finger.
Kouyou and Chuuya laughed openly at the look of disbelief that Mori gave
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Akutagawa was heading to a meeting when an arm pulled him into the shadows and prevented him from leaving.
"Dazai-san?" Akutagawa asked as he felt the figure of his mentor behind him.
Dazai made the gesture of silence and Akutagawa remained silent.
Five minutes later the room where the meeting was going to be exploded, leaving the door out of its place and both could see Mori hanging from Elise outside the building full of ashes and with some wounds.
Dazai smiled and then looked at his pupil "I'm sorry Akutagawa I didn't want you to find yourself in the crossfire" he said before leaving, but not before patting him apologetically on the head leaving the boy frozen in place.
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"Sir, you have to get rid of him" Said one
"He has scared away all the traffickers" Said another
"And that includes weapons, drugs, jewelry, people and animals," said another.
"Since when do we have human and animal trafficking?" Mori asked.
"For a month now," the guy said.
"Then close it," Mori said.
"Right away," said the man, bowing and leaving to do what he was told.
"You need to control it" said one
"I don't think that can be controlled," said the other.
"Who are you calling that?" Mori asked.
"To the boy who was a member of the Agency" The guy said
Mori sighed tiredly, he had already had to make modifications to pay for the damage Dazai caused three times this week and it was Tuesday.
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Dazai was in front watching a burning building from the roof of the next building
"What are you doing?" Chuuya asked, landing next to him.
"Watching Mori's medical office go up in flames" Dazai said looking at the building on fire.
"You are a danger to society" Chuuya said.
"Only if you get in my way" Dazai said with a smile
They both stood watching the building burn to the ground.
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"Chuuya, have you seen Dazai?" Mori asked the executive when he saw him in the hallway
"Oh I'm sorry sir, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him" Chuuya said
"And what was that?" Mori said with a raised eyebrow.
"The last time I saw him? That was the last time I saw him
"Argh you are of no use to me" Mori said and left
Chuuya laughed amused and winked at Dazai who was hanging from the ceiling.
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Dazai and chuuya smiled as they ran away from the police
"You know this reminds me of our younger days" Dazai said as he laughed.
Chuuya laughed
The two went into an alley and the police car stopped at the entrance because they couldn't get in.
Chuuya flew to the top of the wall with his ability and Dazai stretched out his hand to grab the one offered by his partner, with a pull from Chuuya and a support on the wall Dazai climbed up and they both landed on the other side.
They continued running, getting rid of the police for a while and entered the streets
They saw some police officers passing nearby
"Come here" Dazai said before lowering the other's hat so that his face couldn't be seen and then he kissed him.
The police walked by complaining about adults with hormones and left without giving them a second glance.
Dazai smiled and grabbed the other's hand and they ran out of the alley and onto the main street.
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Mori woke up in the middle of the night and saw a guy with a knife and a creepy smile looking at him next to his bed
Mori screamed in terror and his scream was heard even in Chile.
"Good morning boss" Dazai said moving to show his smiling face and a knife in his hand.
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"Fukuzawa please keep it, do you need money? I'll give you money, but take it back" Mori was on his knees begging.
Fukuzawa raised an eyebrow questioning everything and looked to Mori's side seeing a smiling Dazai happy to be back in the agency building.
"Wasn't the deal irreversible?" Fukuzawa questioned.
Mori stood up, grabbed Fukuzawa's shoulders and with a crazy look said "I will give you enough money so that you and your entire brood of orphans could live comfortably, just keep him away from me."
Dazai smiled and greeted Yosano who was bursting out laughing when he saw Mori in that state next to him, a kunikida with his mouth open without believing what was happening.
And that's how Dazai returned to his job at the Agency and Fukuzawa and his group of adults with abilities never had to worry about money again and lived happily.