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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: Hello, Zhang Hao!
Jaehyun Fanart: It has been a little while since we talked, how are you doing?
zh: oh hii hanbin!
zh: im good :D
zh: just updating about jaehyun and stuff idk
zh: what have you been up to?
Jaehyun Fanart: Drawing!
zh: of course
zh: why did i even ask
zh: still jaehyun?
Jaehyun Fanart: Actually, I am expanding my horizons
zh: oh? maybe taeyong ?
Jaehyun Fanart: No!
Jaehyun Fanart: I will draw you next Zhang Hao
zh: why does that sound like a threat
Jaehyun Fanart: It’s not!
Jaehyun Fanart: You are my current muse
zh: I AM ?
zh: oh :((( cute ok
zh: wait but how are you going to draw me if you don’t know what i look like
Jaehyun Fanart: I already did it
zh: HUH?
zh: YOU DID?
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes!
Jaehyun Fanart: I posted it!
zh: oh this should be good
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TIMELINE:
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Fanart of @updatehyun!
zh
@updatehyun: IS THIS JUST A DRAWING OF MY TWITTER PROFILE?
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
zh: hanbin is this supposed to be me
Jaehyun Fanart: Yes!
zh: why am i just a profile
Jaehyun Fanart: Well, I don’t know what you look like
Jaehyun Fanart: So you’re the profile i’m talking to at the moment!
zh: …
zh: do you want to see a picture for inspo
Jaehyun Fanart: That would be great
zh: ok here
zh:
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh wow
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh wow
Jaehyun Fanart: Hanbin is feeling inspired
zh: WHO is feeling inspired ?
Jaehyun Fanart: Sorry
Jaehyun Fanart: Hanbin speaks in third person when he’s nervous
zh: ???
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TIMELINE:
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: I didn’t realize Zhang Hao was this cute!
zh
@updatehyun: u know i can see these tweets right
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: No you can’t
zh
@updatehyun: yes i can
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: No
zh
@updatehyun: but i just did ??😭
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: This is perfect Zhang Hao! Thank you for showing Hanbin what you look like
Jaehyun Fanart: Hanbin will go ahead and try to draw you!
zh: ok ok that sounds good
zh tell hanbin that im looking forward to it
Jaehyun Fanart: Will do
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ONE DAY LATER
TIMELINE:
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: I drew my mutual Zhang Hao! He is so cutie-ful!
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zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: oh my god
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: theres just no way
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: how is hanbin moving in reverse
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: omg
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: this drawing is not good
rick
@yonghyun127: u didn’t give him enough motivation
rick
@yonghyun127: you literally said he thrives off motivation
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: well yes
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Hi
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: fuck i forgot you could see this
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: sorry hanbin i’m removing you as a follower
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Ok
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: god i hope to god he didnt see us talking…
rick
@yonghyun127: ur fake
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: HOW
rick
@yonghyun127: for removing him as a follower??
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: LISTEN
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: i just want to dissect this drawing a little.
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: WHY is my hand its own entity??? its not even connected to my body??
rick
@yonghyun127: hao i had no idea your jawline was so sharp
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: STFU
rick
@yonghyun127: he should go back to that class on forming face shapes
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: i fear were moving in reverse
rick
@yonghyun127: just realized he gave u a mullet LOL
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: well
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: wait a second
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: WHY DOES HE THINK PICO DE GALLO IS A HOLIDAY?
rick
@yonghyun127: ive learned to just not question this man
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: hmm… do you think i should encourage him more :/
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: idk it seemed to work the last time after seeing Jaehyun-claus
rick
@yonghyun127: why are u even asking me that
rick
@yonghyun127: OBVIOUSLY!
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: ok i’ll give it a try
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: Hello, Hao!
Jaehyun Fanart: Did you see my new drawing?
zh: YES I DID OMFG HANBIN
zh: THIS IS AMAZING
zh: ITS SO GOOD
zh: OMFGGGF LIKE IT LOKKS JUSR LIKE ME
Jaehyun Fanart: Doesn’t it?
zh: yes!
zh: you can see my
zh: er
zh: i mean it has my
zh: like
zh: we can
zh: so
zh: it’s certainly a drawing
Jaehyun Fanart: It is!
Jaehyun Fanart: I wonder if the Zhang Hao fan accounts will retweet it
Jaehyun Fanart: I should ask them
zh: hanbin those do not exist
Jaehyun Fanart: Why
Jaehyun Fanart: They should!
zh: i’m not a public figure 😭😭
Jaehyun Fanart: To me you are ❤️
zh: am i ??
zh: well
zh: that’s cute
zh: but i’m just an update account
Jaehyun Fanart: And i’m just a drawing account
Jaehyun Fanart: We really are two peas in a pod, Zhang Hao <3
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TIMELINE:
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: what do i even do
rick
@yonghyun127: huh
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: i don’t
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: everything he says makes me blush
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: he drew me terribly and i’m not even offended
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: i’m more adored
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: GODD why is life so hard lol
rick
@yonghyun127: im sure it could be worse
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: I can try it again
Jaehyun Fanart: I have another idea for you
zh: ok!
zh: sounds good 🙂
zh: cant wait!!
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ONE MORE DAY LATER
TIMELINE:
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Fries Zhang Hao! Sorry for the background color switch, I ran out of ink!
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zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: OK THIS ONE IS JUST ??/
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: WHY DOES JAEHYUN GET PRIDE MONTH AND I GET FUCKINF FRENCH FRIES
rick
@yonghyun127: you know
rick
@yonghyun127: im impressed by the writing at the top
rick
@yonghyun127: bro suddenly decided to become an advocate using your face
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: IS IT REALLY MY FACE THO?
rick
@yonghyun127: i mean it says your name….
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: im so rectangular omg literally built like a minecraft character
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: ricky what do i do???
rick
@yonghyun127: dont ask me this is your battle
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: UGHHHH
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: u are no help :(
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: How is it?
Jaehyun Fanart: The silence is deafening
zh: IM SORRRYRY hanbin im just
zh: im just confused
Jaehyun Fanart: By what?
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TIMELINE:
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: wtf do i do
rick
@yonghyun127: uninstall the app and live a life of peace
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: FUK YOU
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
zh: i just…
zh: i just didnt know that
zh: umm
zh: i didnt know that it could look so amazing!!
zh: wow!!
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, thank you!
Jaehyun Fanart: I put a lot of effort into this one.
zh: yeah haha its really showing haha
zh: can i ask why fries tho
Jaehyun Fanart: I love fries!
zh: i should just stop asking at this point
zh: welll at least you made me a safe driver
Jaehyun Fanart: You’re always safe on the road
zh: yeah…
zh: eremrme thank you for the drawing i will treasure it forever!!
Jaehyun Fanart: I’m so happy to hear that
Jaehyun Fanart: But, I have another idea
Jaehyun Fanart: I just keep getting inspired when talking to you, Zhang Hao
zh: thats so cute
zh: ok id love to see it hanbin
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TIMELINE:
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: i cant even stay mad i cant lie
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: he could draw me looking like a mess and id still think he was cute for it
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: this is so down bad of me
rick
@yonghyun127: indeed…
rick
@yonghyun127: youre kinda helpless but i enjoy watching this unfold
rick
@yonghyun127: he obv likes you too
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: does he??
rick
@yonghyun127: yes hao
rick
@yonghyun127: hes drawing you terrible because he likes you
rick
@yonghyun127: did you see those fucking jaehyun drawings???
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: youre asking ME if i saw the jaehyun drawings?
rick
@yonghyun127: well… hes obviously in love with that man
rick
@yonghyun127: this is his love language in some weird twisted way
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: hmm… you might have a point.
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: ill see what this next one looks like
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TWO DAYS LATER
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Zhang Hao at the dentist! He will keep your teeth clean!
zh
@updatehyun: oh ive never looked better!
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zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: JUST WHYYYYY IS THIS A THING!
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: i went straight from fries to DENTIST?
rick
@yonghyun127: you know this one is actually kinda cute.
rick
@yonghyun127: idk id invite him to the sleepover
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: hed probably pick out your teeth in your sleep
rick
@yonghyun127: true….
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: can i get the audiences opinion on this
macchu
@loserhyun: yes
gwook
@tyong27: yes
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Yes
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: HANBIN HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN HERE?
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Hi!
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: ????
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: having to remove you again sorry
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: no idea how that happened
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: I wanted to join
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: im sorry ):
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: That’s ok
rick
@yonghyun127: bye hanbin 🙁
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Bye Zhang Hao’s friend!
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Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: I hope Zhang Hao likes my drawings of him!
rick
@yonghyun127: hanbin can i say something that might hurt your feelings
zh
@updatehyun: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
zh: hanbin
zh: ok
zh: its time to be honest uhh
zh: i just
zh: i dont think these drawings are the best
zh: BUT im not saying theyre bad
zh: theyre cute!!
zh: i just…
zh: i dont know
zh: i thought my motivation was helping you to improve but
zh: idk 🙁
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, you don’t think I’ve improved?
zh: no thats not what im saying!!
zh: i just mean…
Jaehyun Fanart: Just mean what
zh: nevermind
zh: i dont know what im getting at ://
zh: sorry if i hurt your feelings
zh: ignore me hanbin
zh: im bein ungrateful
Jaehyun Fanart: I don’t think so!
Jaehyun Fanart: I am here to hear you out
zh: ugh yes i am being ungrateful hfmdhjfhdfdj
zh: im being mean and im insulting the drawings that you obviously put some work into
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, these?
Jaehyun Fanart: These are just sketches!
zh: yeah
zh: im sorry
Jaehyun Fanart: No, no. They don’t require much work
Jaehyun Fanart: I didn’t know you wanted me to actually draw you!
Jaehyun Fanart: Some might get uncomfortable if I drew them out of the blue
Jaehyun Fanart: I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable!
zh: 😢 youre not, hanbin
zh: not at all
zh: youre making me very comfortable <33
zh: i like talking to you
zh: keep up with your sketches, okay?
zh: ill support them whatever they look like
Jaehyun Fanart: Okay, Zhang Hao
Jaehyun Fanart: I’m glad!
Jaehyun Fanart: I’ll draw you for real this time <3
zh: okay
zh: that sounds good :)
zh: im looking forward to it!
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A WEEK LATER
TIMELINE:
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: My muse and favorite mutual. Zhang Hao <3
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
zh: HANBIN ???
zh: OH MYG DO JSD
zh: OH WOW…..
zh: i dont even know what to say????
zh: this is gorgeous holy shit
zh: this is beautiful this is wonderful
zh: its so sfucking good its sdufhthfghfdsdasAasdfg
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TIMELINE:
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: tweeting this through blurry eyes because im currently sobbing so hard
rick
@yonghyun127: did you get punched in the face again
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: NO
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: hanbin revealed that hes been working on this drawing the whole time
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: just look at it…
rick
@yonghyun127: wow
rick
@yonghyun127: fuck
rick
@yonghyun127: thats… so good wow
rick
@yonghyun127: he really did improve im so proud of him
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: ricky he called me his muse what am i supposed to do with this information
rick
@yonghyun127: umm give him a kiss on the lips?
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: GOD HOW I WISH
zh priv
@updatehyunpriv: nothing has changed i still want to fucking marry him
rick
@yonghyun127: down horrendous
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
Jaehyun Fanart: I’m glad you like it, Zhang Hao!
Jaehyun Fanart: I wanted to make it perfect for you!
Jaehyun Fanart: A perfect drawing for a perfect man
zh: hanbin sthawrp id fhdsui cna t\
zh: i cant believe youre so sweet and all ive been doing is talking about your drawing quality?
zh: god why
zh: why wasnt i just focusing on how cute you were
Jaehyun Fanart: That’s what I was doing!
zh: see… i wish i could be more like you
Jaehyun Fanart: I think you are just perfect to me
Jaehyun Fanart: It’s easy to draw you when you’re so cute!
zh: hanbin you graduated from the school of flattery i stg
Jaehyun Fanart: I actually went to Harvard
zh: you went to what
Jaehyun Fanart: Oh, I just remembered!
Jaehyun Fanart: I have one more drawing to show you
zh: oh another one?
zh: do show pls!!
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TIMELINE:
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Me with Zhang Hao <3
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PRIVATE MESSAGES:
zh: HANBIN?
zh: OH MYG DO
zh: OH MY GOD WHAT HTE FUCK ITS SO FUCKIGN G\
zh: ITS USSSS <333
Jaehyun Fanart: It’s us indeed!
zh: hanbin i
zh: omg
zh: its literally so good
Jaehyun Fanart: I’m glad you like it!
Jaehyun Fanart: I had such attractive faces to base it off of
zh: oh my god youre so right
zh: we are the cutest people ever
zh: we look like such a couple there
Jaehyun Fanart: We do!
Jaehyun Fanart: One day I’d like to recreate this drawing, Zhang Hao
zh: id literally do anything
Jaehyun Fanart: I would as well <3
zh: erm can we
zh: like… meet up someday?
Jaehyun Fanart: Of course, if that’s what you want
zh: id be honored 😀
Jaehyun Fanart: Then it sounds like a plan!
Jaehyun Fanart: In the mean time, I’ll draw you anytime you want
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TIMELINE:
zh
@updatehyun: my favorite mutual is officially @jaehyunart12 everyone go give him a follow for his amazing art and amazing personality <3
Jaehyun Fanart
@JaehyunArt12: Love you, Hao!
zh
@updatehyun: luv u more <3
beth
@windyong: cant you just give us jaehyun updates
zh
@updatehyun: no go somewhere else if you want that
beth
@windyong: YOU ARE LITERALLY A JAEHYUN UPDATE ACCOUNT?
mizy
@yongslovely: that hanbin guy looks awfully fucking familiar
rick
@yonghyun127: oh how the cookie crumbles…