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(Post Sequence From The Reveal Trailer)
Boomerang: So! Figure out who we’re killin’ yet?
(The Squad Points To Superman)
Boomerang: Oh fu-
Superman: Last line of the Earth’s defense and they couldn’t even scrounge up the villains who pose a legitimate threat?
Harley: Hey, we’re plenty a threat!
Floyd: Why are you antagonizing him?
Superman: You know? Bruce and I have always debated how quickly I would clean up Gotham if I chose to come to town. I think I can settle that topic today.
Boomerang: Guess we’re screwed either way.
(Boomerang Readies One Of His, Well, Boomerangs To Throw)
Boomerang: Might as well go out-
(Superman Appears In Front Of Him, Before Anyone Could React, And Crushes His Arms At The Biceps)
Boomerang: Bloody hell! You crippled me for life!
Superman: I can fix that.
(Superman Follows It Up By Clapping His Hands Together With Boomerangs Head In Between Them)
Floyd: DAMN!
(Floyd Gets A Shot Off, Only For Superman To Catch The Bullet)
Superman: Faster than a speeding bullet. Must be that increased heart rate that’s making your memory foggy.
(Superman Flicks The Bullet Through Harley’s and King Sharks Kneecaps Before Turning His Attention To Floyd)
Superman: I’ll be sure to keep you alive, Layton. Just So Zoe can see her father, one last time.
(Superman’s Eyes Then Glow Red, With Floyds Armor Following)
Floyd: What’s-?
(Floyd Begins Screaming As He Writhes In Agony, His Armor Sizzling While Strapped All Around His Body)
Harley: Okay, the joke stopped being funny.
Superman: Oh but you’ll miss the punchline. Shark. Eat Quinn and I’ll kill Waller for you.
Harley: HA! Nice try Supes, but Squaddies are ride or-
(Harley Is Then Scooped Up By King Shark And Lifted Towards His Gaping Mouth)
Harley: What the- Hey! King what’s the big- NO!
(Superman Grins As The Sounds Of Flesh Tearing And Bone Grinding Sound Off Screen)