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It was a relatively normal looking day in heaven. Charlie had just left. Thank fuck. She was annoying. She came to heaven and introduced her idea to rehab sinners to have them come here? Like hell nah. Hell is forever, and ever, and ever… yeah you get it. Luckily though Adam got to announce the fact that the next extermination is in just 6 months. Oh how fun this will be.
But for now he is taking his lieutenant, “Lute” out for some KFC because she killed 275 sinners this extermination. Damn if she told him earlier he would've taken her out earlier. Oh well, Her loss. She gets it now anyway so what's the big deal?
Adam was well, the leader of the exorcists and the tallest. The only man. A man leading a group of women…totally not weird to think about. Meh, he does a good job so who cares. Is he misogynistic? Yes. But he still believes women can do a damn good job. And that was proven true by Lute's grand performance. He was….proud of her.
Maybe proud was an understatement considering how damn good she did. She did phenomenal honestly. 275? That's so many of those little cunts. Fucking badass. She truly is dangertits. At least to Adam. Well, to KFC.
As they arrived, Adams' eyes widened as he smelt the good food. So many burgers being eaten, chicken burgers of course. KFC *does* Stand for Kentucky fried chicken Afterall. Not the joke kids fattening centre. Adam ain't a kid. Why's that matter? Who knows.
As they walked to the counter Adam wanted to make sure Lute was with him. He wrapped his arm around her. She was pretty small compared to him. Both body and height. He was at least twice her size. He was taller and definitely chunkier than her. But there's nothing wrong with that. At least not in Adams' eyes. Afterall he does whatever the fuck he wants. And right now, he wants some KFC.
And KFC they'll get. As he looked down at Lute he grinned. Grabbing a horn on her helmet. Since what else could be grabbed that wouldn't probably potentially maybe perhaps hurt her? He was probably stronger than her too. His grip was rather gentle.
"Whatcha want danger tits? I know it's rare I take ya to get the best fuckin food in heaven, But I felt *very* generous. Since ya know. Ya killed a lot of fucken bitches!... And maybe some bros!"
He asked. Slightly rambling. Lute wondered what she'd want. She'd probably just get a chicken burger like Adam. Chicken alone is kinda meh. And maybe some Coke. (Not to be confused with cocaine.) And it was her usual so, meh.
Although lute didn't particularly like ordering her own stuff, she supposed she had to. She put her arms behind her back to seem somewhat "professional", as if killing demons was some sort of profession, I mean, is it? It's just permission to murder lol.
"Well sir, I'll just have whatever I usually get."
She told him. Rather than the person at the counter. He found being called Sir outside of work sooooo boring. And he just wishes she'd cut being formal and call him his name. Or dickmaster. That works too. But he wasn't going to tell her because he just wanted his food. Even if he was just after some ribs. Meh, ribs aren't as good as KFC.
"Uh huh so just three chicken burgers, And 2 cokes alright? Thanks bitch."
He slammed 20 heaven bucks onto the counter and sat at a table, signalling for lute to follow. She was confused as to why he ordered...3 burgers. There's only 2 of them.
"Sir, there are only two of us. Why would you order 3 burgers?"
She asked. Adam rolled his eyes as he subtly facepalmed. He did find it a littleeee annoying when she questioned him. He also let out a huff.
"Baaabe listen, I'm allowed to treat myself to 2 burgers because I'm a man. We need lots o' shit. Also I'm literally the original fucken man, I'll do what I want.”
Lute nodded awkwardly as she took off her helmet. Whilst her boss might prefer to eat with his on, for whatever reason, Lute preferred to have it off. It was just a lot less messy. She wasn't fond of messes of course. Her white hair with that fuckass bob at the back flowed out and honestly, Adam liked what he saw. Her eyes were also hot. Oh lute was so dreamy..
Wait..he should stop thinking this way, she's his lieutenant. Not his girlfriend. Eh. He waited for his food as he leaned back. Hand on his stomach. He was hungry. Of course. He wouldn't be here if he wasn't.
Lute just watched him. She watched his hand, every movement he did..she wasn't sure why. Maybe her boss was just kinda neat. Or maybe there was more to it.
Adam noticed how her cheeks looked a little red. It was hard to miss the slightest change with how bright her skin was. He just sighed, a happy sigh rather than a sigh of annoyance.
"Ya blushing over me?"
He asked, which completely caught Lute off guard. She crossed her legs and shook her head. Unable to say a word without stuttering, honestly.
Adam glared at how she crossed her legs. As if she was...feeling something. He smirked.
"We can deal with that later."
Is all he said. Adam was very dirty. He was pretty sure he knew wtf was going on. Which made him smirk.
He was snapped out of that though as the food arrived. Adam immediately licked his lips and rubbed his hands together. Getting ready to finally eat what he'd call proper food.
First, he handed Lute her burger and coke. Even sticking the straw into her cup for her. To which she of course blushed at. She found the gesture sweet. She then grabbed the burger and took a bite. Enjoying the taste of the chicken. KFC does have good burgers. Potentially better than burger king.
Adam also ate his own food. Both sloppily and elegantly. He was a mix of both when it came to food. He was messy- yet clean. Why am I describing how he's eating ugh idk this is my life.
He looked to lute and saw she was already done her burger. He wasn't even half way through his first.
"Someone musta been hungry. I mean I hardly fucking see you eat, and I'm always around ya. Like geez babe, look after yourself too."
He said. Then yapping on and on about why food is very important. Lute didn't entirely listen. She just enjoyed her coke and dreamily watched him as he rambled about food. Her head in her hands. Her expression was soft as she gazed at him. God he was so talkative. She loved it.
He continued to talk, whilst also stuffing his face with his chicken burger, yet making sure he'd finish his coke too. He was a multitasker, who would've guessed.
Once he finished, she got up and pushed her chair in. Then helping Adam up. He seemed satisfied after eating his burgers. Very satisfied. He had a :> expression. Although he is a vivziepop character and that's the basic expression in her style, so yeah.
"Soo danger tits, wanna like, crash at my place? C'mon I saw the way you were looking at me! You want this, huh?"
He asked as he put a hand on his hip. Lute reluctantly agreed. She supposed it wouldn't hurt to head to his place.
"Sounds good to me, sir."
She said, She wasn't sure why she kept calling him sir at the end of every sentence. Force of habit. Maybe from when they weren't as close. She'd always call him sir. Even tho now she could definitely call him Adam and he wouldn't mind.
"Why's everything so formal with you? Call me Adam."
He said with a chuckle. His wing wrapping around Lute slightly. She looked down and lightly flushed. Then grabbing her helmet and putting it back on, and quickly. So he wouldn't see the blush. This just made him grin even wider.
"Or you know...dick master works too."
He said as he chuckled. Lute sighed. He was so...silly sometimes. But in the best way possible. The good silly. She liked how silly he could be.
"Let's just go back to your place."
She said as her heart was racing quite a bit. Adam nodded and his wings returned to their resting position. Honestly, that alone made him look like a chicken. But it was cute. At least to lute. She just smiled.
"If you say so."
He then took flight as he went to his place. So did lute, following a bit behind. She went in first, and then took off her helmet and left it on the ground. She sighed. Catching her breath as it was quite a long flight, And watched Adam head into his room.
"Wait here babe. Just gotta get clothes that aren't as badass, yet they're better than walking around in some fucking robe at home."
He said as he proceeded to close his door. Which of course, had his name engraved in the door. Even a guitar symbol on it. Lute smiled. It was pretty cute how much he liked guitars.
Adam went to his closet and picked out just a white t-shirt with A in the middle, and some loose comfy pants. He then took off his big robe and got dressed with ease. Everything was easy for the first man.
He left his room and to lute, Lute was a bit shocked as she had rarely seen him without the robe.. he looked nice. Although the t-shirt looked a little snug, she still appreciated that he trusted her enough to not wear that robe...if that was even a part of trust.
Yet he wouldn't remove his helmet.....
"Ya gon get dressed? I have some clothes that might fit ya from some chicks I had a one night stand with."
He said as he pointed to some lost and found boxes. She nodded and got herself dressed. Pretty much the same as Adam really, except a plain white t-shirt rather than one with an A. Also some loose pants because tbh, loose pants are the best pants.
Adam admired her figure as she walked out. He even made a clicking noise with his mouth. Even whispering oooooh. Lute smiled at that.
Adam then went to sit on the sofa. And pat his lap for lute. Which shocked lute a bit. She didn't expect to be invited onto his lap.. there didn't look like there was too much space, but she'd fit on his lap. She reluctantly sat on his lap.
He then placed a hand on her thigh. But not in a seductive way, just a way of placing his hand there. He had a grin. But she wishes she could see his face. She loved his hair...even though she has rarely seen it.
Maybe he was insecure. But it was a bit odd to lute.
But regardless; Adams hand on her thigh was such a turn on...as much as she'd hate to admit. But his hand slowly went a little up. Lute watched.
"..Y'know I did say we'd deal with..you know what later. Did I not?"
He asked with a smirk. Rubbing her upper thigh. Lute looked down. Sweating a little. But she did nod.
And so his hand slipped down her pan- Did you really think I was going to write smut? Get outta here.
Anyway, timeskip to 69 minutes.
Adam and lute were panting as lute hugged against him. Her head resting on his stomach. It was like a pillow, honestly. A comfy one. His hand was on her thigh again. Rubbing up and down.
But it's just a benefit of having a lieutenant, right? Nothing more. However his hand notably got higher the more he rubbed. Very subtly. Which made her shiver lightly. But in the best way.
Lute was lightly falling asleep on Adam's stomach, which he found incredibly cute. Although it wouldn't be a deep sleep. She was more so resting her eyes. He moved his hand from her thigh. And now onto her back as that was easier. He sighed happily.
This girl was so obedient. She knew her place. Yet she can be so dominant in the sex I timeskipped which she totally controlled. She probably pegged him, idk, up to your imagination 🤑.
Another few minutes went by. Lute removed her head from his stomach. She looked up at him tiredly and smiled.
"You're a good pillow, sir."
She said as she turned around to be able to sit back on his lap. Wiping the sleep from her eyes.
"I know I am babe. Why wouldn't I be? Hell, I'm the original pillow!"
He said with a glint. Lute laughed at how smug he was. He wrapped an arm around her much smaller body. She was so small compared to him, and he liked that a lot.
His fingers slipped to the bottom rims of her t-shirt. To which Lute just smugly looked down. Then back to Adam.
"What are you planning?"
She asked. Lightly pulling up his helmet, to which he was rather shocked by. He pulled it back down with his free hand.
"Oh, just...something nice."
He said as his hand began to go under her t-shirt until she grabbed his hand. A little disappointed he wouldn't take off his helmet. Even when it was just them.
"Why won't you take that silly thing off, Adam?"
She used his name to show she was actually curious tbh. She raised a brow.
Adam looked a little embarrassed as he let out a sigh.
"It's not you tits, it's just that I don't fucken know, I ain't attractive under the helmet? Listen babe this is me at my peak."
He said. Lightly letting Lute know about his slight insecurity over his face.
Which was a little weird to Lute. He's not insecure about his body, or his crazy personality, but he's insecure about his face? Something everyone has? Something so...silly in her eyes.
"I hardly see you without it though. I'm sure you don't look ba-"
"Maybe later, Lute. Just not right now. Okay?"
He interrupted. Letting out a sigh. He didn't want to remove his mask. But he was willing to do it for her later.
"Understood...Adam.."
She said as she let go of his hand. Which she was actually gripping his wrist if you even care.
Adam smiled hearing she understood. Letting his hand wander again. He lightly grabbed her thigh. Trying to get a god tier reaction like a reaction tuber. She lightly moaned as she covered her mouth.
Adam laughed at that.
"Relax babe. You gotta relax. Aight? I won't fuckin judge ya if that's what you're so pussy about."
He said with a laugh. Moving his hand back to her t-shirt. And his hand wandered under. Up to her chest of course. But he wouldn't inappropriately touch her.
He is a good man. He ain't like..that.
Instead he just moved his hand just below her chest. To which she lightly gasped at.
His bare skin was so cold against her skin. It was a nice feeling. Yet unexpected. Once she relaxed into it, it got better.
Adam enjoyed feeling her relax under his touch. It was so good. And he felt good about himself. Making a woman feel well, good. That's something he missed doing. Yet he obviously hasn't been able to do so since his wives left him.
He felt a little bold and lightly moved his hand down to her stomach which you might be thinking is weird, I know, I do while typing this, but tbh it's Adam he'd touch anywhere. Where there's skin there's a goal.
Lute looked down. Shivering a little bit. Adam could feel her shivering. Which made him really smug. He removed his hand.
Immediately lute missed his touch. The feeling of his skin on hers. But what was to come was definitely...unexpected and better.
Adam sighed as he grabbed the bottom of his helmet with both hands. Lifting it up rather dramatically. To which his slight stubble (literally 3 hairs) and wavy, brown hair poofed out. Adam put his arm behind his back, pretty embarrassed.
Lute's eyes Lowkey lit up. Seeing him without his mask wasn't a sight you'd get every day. So lute felt pretty honoured.
And so she turned around, still on his lap. Now face to face with him.
She stared into his golden eyes. He stared back. Confused.
She leaned in a little. Now their lips just inches apart.
Now Adam knew where this was going.
Lute closed the gap between them, kissing him. She wrapped her arms around his neck. Yet she was rather careful not to push against him. She just leaned forward and kissed him on the lips.
Adam was taken aback by this action, but it wasn't unwelcomed. He kissed her back. Grabbing her small waist. He loved her waist.
He was, however, flushed. But Lute kissed him deeper. It was getting a little bit more intense. Yet after a while Lute pulled back. Panting.
"You're Handsome, Sir. And I don't want you thinking otherwise."
She told him confidently. Not a lie. Obviously. Which made Adam slightly tear up ngl.
"I'm...Uhm... flattered babe."
He said. Lightly squishing her cheeks with his hands out of boredom. To which she looked at him weirdly. She grabbed his hands and pulled them away. She never got such an action.
Adam huffed. Wiping his hands on his t-shirt.
Lute always found it silly when he did such a thing.
Yet she couldn't be mad at him.
She got to see his face. Something he hardly shows anyone. And she got to see.
No, she got to kiss his face. Which surely meant a lot more. Right? He had such kissable lips, honestly.
Although the more Lute thought about it, the more she wondered. Where they just friends, or something a little more?
Who knows.
But Lute wanted to.
"Sir."
She began. Adam looked at Lute and raised a brow. Unsure what she was going to say.
"Fuck is it?"
He asked. Not trying to be rude. Lute knew that. It was just how he spoke. More often than not.
"..Are we like.. just friends? Or.."
She asked. She was just curious.
Adam was unsure though. He brought a hand to his chin. Thinking. Lightly tapping his chin with his index finger tbh.
"Hmm. I dunno. I mean. I haven't like...I dont fucken know babe. Do we really need sum shit label? I dunno the way I see it we fuck with each other in more ways then fucken one."
He said.
Lute nodded. Completely understanding what he was trying to say. She didn't mind. Although she did have a slight wonder..
"Should we head to your room? It's getting a little dark."
She asked. Adams' eyes widened. He didn't think lute wanted to sleep with him. That was...surprising. But then again, they did fuck earlier. Sex that y'all ain't ever seeing because I am not writing fucking smut. Who do you think I am? 😭💀
"Uh. Sure. I guess."
He said as he suddenly picked lute up under the armpits. A little bit like a cat. And carried her to his room.
Lute looked unamused. Feeling A little bit silly over this action. Yet she certainly didn't hate it. He then placed lute down.
Then took off his pants because who tf sleeps with their pants on bffr, and so did lute. He hopped into bed and wanted lute to hop in with him.
Luckily our boy had a Double bed. So they wouldn't be squished together. However, lute did go next to him, Resting her head on the best pillow ever yet again: his stomach.
Adam just smiled and brought the duvet up a little. Just up to lutes neck. Then preparing to fall asleep. He looked down at lute.
"Goodnight, Danger tits."
He said as he started to close his eyes.
She mumbled goodnight, and many other things, but the one most audible was a quick and quiet "I love you".
Adam heard it.
But he was honestly too tired to comment. And so they slept together.
The end