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10:47 AM
Beetlebug created ‘HERO CHAT AWW YEAH’
Beetlebug added Catastrophic, Soro, Super Rabbit, and Dormouse.
Beetlebug: HEY PEOPLE
Dormouse: ooh a chat room
Dormouse: are we cool? we have a chat room now does that make us cool
Soro: Not really
Dormouse: awww man :(
Beetlebug: Awww i thought we were gonna be cool
Super Rabbit: Were the coolest people in existence were superheroes
Catastrophic: i think we’re kinda cool
Dormouse: YAY :D
Dormouse: Wait shouldn’t we add the other heroes too
Beetlebug: I don’t have their numbers yet, still working on it
Beetlebug: But I’ll get them eventually
Soro: .
Dormouse: ?
Soro: sorry that wsa a mistiope
Catastrophic: ‘mistiope’
Soro: SHUT UP
Super Rabbit: no u
Soro: I will break your knees
Beetlebug: I’m gonna tell Mom you said that
Super Rabbit: do it i dare you >:))
Catastrophic: NO
Soro: IF SHE FINDS OUT SHE WILL ASK YOU HOW
Soro: AND SHE’LL CHECK YOUR PHONE
Soro: AND THEN SHE WILL FIND THIS GROUP CHAT
Soro: AND THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO BE BEETLEBUG AND I WON’T GET TO BE SORO
Dormouse: would i get to be Jewelbug again?
Soro: No.
Dormouse: aww
Catastrophic: I thought you looked nice as Jewelbug
Dormouse: aww thanks!
Super Rabbit: stop flirting with my sister
Dormouse: dude shut up
Soro: Yeah, shut up.
Super Rabbit: no u
Dormouse: i have the numbers of other superheroes should i add them?
Beetlebug: Yeah
Dormouse added Hivemind, Alicorn, Empress Tigress, Phasianidae, Wyvern, Capuchin, and Tortoise
Tortoise: AYYYYYYY SUPER RABBIT
Super Rabbit: AYYYYYYYY TORTOISE
Wyvern: hellooo
Capuchin: whats this
Dormouse: take a guess
Alicorn: Hello peoples, it’s me
Hivemind: Hey dudes
Dormouse: Hivemind :D
Soro: Hey Hivemind
Empress Tigress: ALL THREE GIRLBOSSES HAVE UNITED
Beetlebug: Am I a girlboss?
Empress Tigress: sure but you’re not in out age group
Catastrophic: cool
Phasianidae: And i’m doing great, thank you all for asking.
Capuchin: heyy Phasianidae
Phasianidae: Oh god, not you…
Capuchin: :)))
Phasianidae: I’m silencing my notifications. Bye!
Dormouse: aww oki
Super Rabbit: do we get nikcnaekms?
Catastrophic: ???
Alicorn: Tortoise, translate.
Tortoise: ‘do we get nicknames?’
Dormouse: absolutely.
Catastrophic: eh
Beetlebug: YES
Super Rabbit: eyah
Soro: You make fun of my spelling but you can’t even spell ‘yeah’.
Soro: I’m going to hack into your phone and install Grammarly.
Super Rabbit: PLEASE NO
Alicorn: lmao do it
Super Rabbit: NO NO NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT GRAMMARLY
Dormouse: I can see you running outside
Dormouse: why are you outside
Dormouse: oh god
Super Rabbit: im scrared
Wyvern: this is how he hacks i guess
Beetlebug: It’s 100 feet away from your location and approaching rapidly.
Catastrophic: start running.
Capuchin: how do you do the bold letters
Super Rabbit: AHEEEHAEOFJEIKNJNNNMMMMMmmmm
Catastrophic: There’s a button on my phone that does it
Dormouse: SORO NO
Soro: bhyfuyrfuhybroqbok
Dormouse: at least stop trying to text while you’re wrestling Super Rabbit to the ground
Dormouse: you're gonna break your phone
Capuchin: lmao are they okay?
Dormouse: Super Rabbit is way bigger than Soro and the sad thing is he’s actually losing this fight.
Catastrophic: That’s sad.
Tortoise: can we get an f in the chat for Super Rabbit
Dormouse: f
Catastrophic: f
Soro: HEKLP mE dirmouss
Alicorn: f
Hivemind: f
Empress Tigress: f
Dormouse: i can’t ‘heklp’ you now
Capuchin: f
Capuchin: um guys one sec i have a question or seven million
Capuchin: we’re not even full heroes why are we in the chat
Alicorn: Good point, can we spam the chat with questions?
Phasianidae: What happened to Mockingbird?
Alicorn: Why did we get chosen for the miraculouses?
Hivemind: Who are you guys even
Wyvern: Can I hug you guys idk i feel like you all need hugs and also maybe some therapy
Empress Tigress: i remembered a while ago that Dormouse tried to give me a miraculous permanently i think but now i'm a temp holder wth
Super Rabbit: How do you un-download Grammarly?
Soro: NOBODY TELL HIM
Dormouse: Okay uhhhh one second i need to answer the questions
Beetlebug: okay so Mockingbird wasn’t supposed to be there.
Catastrophic: She’s a friend of mine and she found the peacock after Phas lost it
Phasianiade: Oops-
Phasianiade: Wait wait wait I think I know who she is irl
Dormouse: DONT SAY HER NAME JBWFIJBWEKFJBFKJEF
Catastrophic: Can we talk about her later?
Phasianiade: Fine.
Wyvern: wait, you guys saw a hero without me? :(
Capuchin: yeah and she looked fabulous ngl
Wyvern: whyyh noooo
Tortoise: lmao you guys broke Wyvern
Super Rabbit: Ha ha!
Super Rabbit: Okay, Grammarly is getting annoying. How do you stop it?
Super Rabbit: I hate you guys.
Soro: She was really cool
Dormouse: later tho i wanna get the questions out of the way
Catastrophic: Yeah, we should probably do that.
Catastrophic: Okay, so you guys were chosen to wield these miraculouses because you fit them enough to not have them malfunction.
Hivemind: ‘Malfunction’?
Empress Tigress: oop now I’m concerned
Beetlebug: Okay so yeah heres the thing
Beetlebug: All people have Magical Synergy in them, and while most have absolutely none, we are all special and are compatible with the Miraculouses we have.
Beetlebug: Like name a person who you think has magical synergy and I’ll tell you if they have enough to hold a miraculous
Alicorn: idk, my sister?
Super Rabbit: My mom.
Dormouse: our mom, Super Rabbit
Catastrophic: sometimes I forget that you two are related
Wyvern: they’re WHAT
Catastrophic: It’s concerning at this point
Hivemind: oh dude I forgot about that lol
Soro: Hang on, Beetlebug hasn’t responded yet about the synergy thing give her a moment
Tortoise: Yeah guys chill
Beetlebug: …okay, those two options are… interesting
Alicorn: wdym?
Beetlebug: Don’t tell her
Beetlebug: but we’ve been considering your sister for a miraculous, we’re just not sure which one.
Beetlebug: And Super Rabbit/Dormouse's mom is NOT getting a miraculous guys
Super Rabbit: Aww, man…
Wyvern: So, what happens if a miraculous malfunctions?
Beetlebug: So basically you can’t use it properly, your powers are a lot weaker, you stay transformed for less time, and you have a very hard time existing while wearing the miraculouses.
Hivemind: jeez
Hivemind: so not anyone can use a miraculous?
Beetlebug: did you even read the paragraphs i literally just wrote?
Hivemind: NOPE! :D
Soro: oh my god hive please
Dormouse: So essentially we are ✨special little snowflakes✨ who are more magical than other people and that’s why we’re heroes!
Dormouse: And the animals we represent match our personalities
Dormouse: Kind of
Capuchin: I am a monkey man then
Phasianidae: And apparently i’m a peacock ig
Catastrophic: Monkeys are clever and similar to humans
Catastrophic: Peacocks are elegant and mystic
Hivemind: and I will die if i get too cold ;D
Empress Tigress: yeah >:D
Dormouse: D:
Super Rabbit: Alright, NEXT QUESTION!
Super Rabbit: ‘who are you?’
Super Rabbit: I’m Dormouse’s really epic brother.
Dormouse: Super Rabbit’s OLDER sister
Tortoise: I find that hard to believe
Dormouse: shut up
Beetlebug: i am the youngest and the best and sadly the most responsible person here because yes
Soro: a suffering third wheel, and bee you are not responsible you still need to do your laundry
Beetlebug: ew no
Catastrophic: perpetually tired.
Beetlebug: go to sleep then
Catastrophic: nah
Wyvern: okay okay do mine next
Dormouse: Yeah I think we all need a hug :(
Super Rabbit: I could give you a hug!
Dormouse: absolutely not never in a million years do not touch me
Super Rabbit: why nottttt?
Dormouse: I live with you
Dormouse: I know what kind of stuff you do on a daily basis
Wyvern: I’ll give you a hug, Super Rabbit!
Dormouse: wyvern no half the time he doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom
Super Rabbit: I DO
Dormouse: sure you do
Capuchin: Don’t we have like
Capuchin: spandex or something covering our hands?
Super Rabbit: Handex.
Wyvern: Yeah so minimal germ spreading!
Dormouse: I’m still not going to touch him >:|
Super Rabbit: Whatever. 🙄
Empress Tigress: My question next!
Dormouse: Alright so I tried to give you the tiger full-time
Dormouse: BUT tikki talked me out of it and also you got akumatized right before so I couldn’t give it to you
Empress Tigress: oh
Empress Tigress: I don’t regret my akumatization those jerks got what was coming to them
Wyvern: Oh gosh are you okay?
Empress Tigress: Yeah, don’t worry. I’m okay now.
Wyvern: Who else here’s been akumatized?
Phasianaide: Me.
Capuchin: i punched so many people >:)
Soro: There have been a few close calls but so far nothing
Tortoise: 😬 me
Super Rabbit: like once
Dormouse: Almost a few times but only once thankfully
Hivemind: Yep. one time. It sucked.
Alicorn: Me and my twin at the same time, does that count as two or one?
Dormouse: Two
Hivemind: One
Beetlebug: half an akuma each, so technically both?
Wyvern: That’s very concerning.
Wyvern: also SUPER RABBIT HAS BEEN AKUMATIZED BEFORE OH MY GOD
Alicorn: well he’s okay now
Wyvern: Oh god
Wyvern: You haven’t shown up for some battles and I’m trying to figure out which ones you weren’t there for to see who’s who stop me before it’s too late
Tortoise: do it lol
Super Rabbit: Try it, I dare you.
Beetlebug: Wyvern don’t!
Soro: ooooh
Hivemind: I’m 14 but 15 soon am I the oldest here
Soro: Hivemind is the closest person here to adult supervision. This is a sad day.
Wyvern: OKAY I’M BACK
Soro: Wyvern if you expose us by exposing Super Rabbit ISTG
Wyvern: So Super Rabbit wasn’t there for seven fights, as far as I know, being Suffragette, Pokémaster, Daredevil, Heartflame, Chronos, Void, Monochrome, and Stink Bug.
Wyvern: Daredevil, Monochrome, and Suffragette are girls so that’s out for them
Wyvern: And as far as I know, Heartflame was from another dimension.
Super Rabbit: So was Chronos.
Wyvern: what
Hivemind: weren’t Heartflame and Chronos gay for each other and another guy?
Capuchin: Kinda gay tho- 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Phasianaide: Oh yeah, Pavo Real. That guy.
Hivemind: man, other dimension heroes. epic.
Phasianaide: I heard he got akumatized too, into Minime. Shapeshifting akuma.
Dormouse: eesh.
Wyvern: Okay so Super Rabbit is either Void, Pokémaster, or Stink Bug.
Super Rabbit: You know my power is time travel, right?
Super Rabbit: What’s stopping me from traveling into the past or future where I’m akumatized by a day or two and fighting myself?
Wyvern: …
Wyvern: Dammit, you’re right. Back to the drawing board…
Dormouse: okay now do me! Guess who I am!
Soro: dormouse you should do Catastrophic 😈
Dormouse: i dont ge
Dormouse: OH GOD
Capuchin: lmao you didn’t
Dormouse: I GIUHWFUiwIIBBWIRBUI
Empress Tigress: Catastrophic’s being awfully quiet…
Hivemind: OOHHHHHHHHH
Catastrophic: Bold of you to assume I’m the one getting doed.
Dormouse: aughhhhh stahppppp //0///0//
Capuchin: AYOO?!?!?! 🤨
Empress Tigress: Bottom dormouse confirmed!?
Super Rabbit: aren’t all straight women bottoms?
Catastrophic: …uh…no?
Hivemind: dude…
Super Rabbit: I DON’T MEAN TO BE OFFENSIVE I AM VERY SORRY IF THAT WAS I JUST THOUGHT THEY AUTOMATICALLY WERE SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME IF I’M WRONG
Empress Tigress: Okay well first of all, you ARE wrong, straight women can dom. Femdom is hot and soft men is also hot.
Soro: mhm
Wyvern: I’m hot? :0
Empress Tigress: sure
Wyvern: :)
Dormouse: stupid strong women making my heart flutter like that
Wyvern: I am the soft men :) but also sometimes not
Super Rabbit: what
Alicorn: I’m very confused
Tortoise: Same bro
Catastrophic: The only person who would ever drink pepsi
Dormouse: a femboy, it would seem
Soro: general applause and agreement
Beetlebug: *dances like a ferret*
Tortoise: I may be more confused, somehow
Super Rabbit: Okayyy I don’t get it
Alicorn: ???? Pepsi????? ???
Catastrophic: Referencing a video we’ve watched.
Dormouse: i TRIED to show you, but you didn't care.
Soro: Search up ‘A $1.75 Pepsi for a vampire’ on youtube you will NOT be disappointed
Empress Tigress: The US has lgbtq+ rights, but unfortunately we’re still stupidly discriminated against.
Super Rabbit: that sucks man
Soro: i wish my parents accepted me 😞
Dormouse: feminism is still in progress but I’m fighting the misogyny with my fists and by existing
Dormouse: Hell yeah
Catastrophic: cool 👍
Dormouse: Thanks u :)
Alicorn: Oh okay that makes sense
Empress Tigress: This went a lot better than I thought it would! Allies are welcomed.
Phasianaide: Oh my god I just had a weird thought
Phasianaide: is king moth an ally
Empress Tigress: He better be or I’m breaking his knees.
Empress Tigress: I have the power to do that now!
Dormouse: I think he’s an ally oh my god
Super Rabbit: whaaaaaa
Capuchin: he akumatized my classmate lydia into Gay Wrath and they kicked assssss bro 👏👏
Dormouse: King Moth is an ally?!?! I mean-
Dormouse: Professionals have standards.
Dormouse: so i guess he’s better than most villains???
Super Rabbit: i have defetaed the grammarly get rekt
Soro: goddammit.
Catastrophic: So wait, can we talk about Mockingbird now?
Soro: Istg if you weren’t in love with Dormouse i’d think you have a thing for Mockingbird
Phasianaide: Oh god, if Mockingbird is who I think she is you might have competition for her.
Dormouse: HE S NOT IN LVOE WITH NE I SWEARJKQWRIPENT
Catastrophic: I’m not in love- we’re 13 guys wtf
Empress Tigress: But who are we talking about
Empress Tigress: Phas tell us
Empress Tigress: give us the deets
Phasianaide: I’m assuming that most of us go to Pineridge.
Dormouse: OH LOOK AT THE TIME IT’S 9:57 TIME TO GO TO BED GOOD NIGHTY FRIENDS
Phasianaide: Okay I guess we can go to bed i’ll say in the morning
Wyvern: You guys are no fun. night!
Wyvern: tomorrow is saturday expect lots of questions.