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...Tick.. tick... tick.. tick.... the painful ticking of the clock just makes Fukase more and more bored with everything.. the ticking is so excruciating, it almost makes his ears bleed, he almost just wants to punch the clock itself. ....Tick.. tick... tick... ti- suddenly, he spots a rodent from the corner of his eye. He's very fascinated by such a creature. He proceeds to pick him up and just look at him with a smile on his evil little face. "I'll name you.. Jedidiah! Yes, perfect!" he says with a grin on his face, thinking of several things he can do with this creature. He could simply keep it as a pet, or put it back in the wild, or use him to his advantage! Then... he gets the IDEA! He remembers reading about some sort of weird mind control that can cause animals to do your bidding, he also remembers seeing a bunch of rats around the sewers a bit ago, and with this information, we have officially created the worst possible most horrific incident in the Vocaloid community since the Denny's explosion! "That's it, I HAVE to tell Len about this, he'll LOVE Jedidiah!" ...ring ring ring bring bring bring..
"...hello?" Len says over the phone, it's about 12am, a normal time for Fukase to be awake, but Len is normally asleep at this time. "LEN, LEN, LEEEN!!! I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING SOOOOOO AMAZING, IT'LL HELP IN MY WORLD DOMINATION PROJECT, TRUST-" "...hm.. what is it this tiiime?" "SO SOSO-" "Please calm down." "WELL, I FOUND THE CUTEST LITTLE RODENT IN MY ROOM AND I'VE NAMED HIM JEDIDIAH! I KNOW YOU CANT SEE HIM OVER THE PHONE, BUT HE'S ADORBS!" "Oh my god, this again..." "WELL, THERES MORE!" "Eh, I'm actually surpised.. normally your plans are pretty flat.. ahahah.. heh.. ha.." "Meanie!! Anyways, I found this whole sewer full of rats yesterday and I think I'm gonna go back down and just.. brainwash the rats." "Yeah? And, how will you do that if you don't mind me asking!" "...[REDACTED]." "YOU'RE GONNA USE FUCKING [REDACTED]?!" "DON'T QUESTION MY METHODS!" "This is gonna burst into flames... I just know it." "Shhhh... I'm gonna go get the rats right now, wish me luck! Bye, Len, Love you!" "..Love you too, even if you're a crazy ass-" The call ends and Fuka is on his way again.
He gathers everything he would need for [REDACTED], including [THIS LIST HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR SAFETY REASONS, THIS PROCESS IS DANGEROUS AND HIGHLY ILLEGAL]. His brother, Arsloid questions why he's going out, Fuka just lies and says that he's going shopping. He leaves out with all of the .. ahem.. *materials* in his bag and walks up to the SEWER! DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! He does the [REDACTED] ritual on his retrieved rats and now... they follow his EVERY COMMAND! HE NOW HAS AN ARMY OF RATS AT HIS DISPOSAL, WHAT MUST HE DO NOW?! MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE-