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- Welcome back Captain Hirako! I've met the recruits.
- Oh please let me catch my breath, lieutenant… Wait, did I miss the ceremony?
- You shouldn't worry about it, I think! After all, the Hollows wouldn't just peacefully wait til it ends. Anyway I am here for you, and the unit, to rely on me!
- Yeah sure…
«But shouldn't it be some other way around?»
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- Captain I found a report draft on your table.
- Never ever say what I've written here.
- Huh? No it was written good, it's just the words were all backwards. So I rewrote it the usual way. You must have been caught in your thoughts when you were writing, am I right?
- Huh? Yeah, I was just back from that cursed captains meeting, my head was cracking.
- Well, as long as I am here, you won't have to worry that a bad thought will ruin something you do! I will always support you.
- I am touched, lieutenant Hinamori.
«But it should be the other way around.»
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- Are you all right, Captain? Anything's weighting you? I thought we did good at the mission.
- Oh well it's just… I recalled how my ex-lieutenant fought. That demon was pretty good.
- Oh right… I understand. I am not even half as strong as him, of course.
- Hey, thought we agreed he was a wrong man to look up to? You better have your own cool moves and hone your own very special skills.
- Got it, Captain! I know, I must be so good that you wouldn't ever think about your ex-lieutenant at all!
- That's the best mindset, lieutenant Hinamori!
«But it should definitely be the other way around!»
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- From this day forth, it shall all be the other way around for you.
- Excuse me?..
- I do. From now, I take care of you. Also the main fraction of work goes to me, and you just get the piece of it i just can't do in one. Oh and you go shopping with Rangiku-chan tomorrow, that's a captain's order.
- You… are ordering me to do something not related to work? But shouldn't it be the other way around?
- You already know Momo-chan, I am pretty good at doing things the other way around. Welcome to my inverted world. And have fun here.