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Hi my name is Marvin Bad’ness Mahogany Hawk Gardens and I have long mahogany brown hair (that’s how I got my name) with grey streaks and light-brown tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like John Lennon (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Chris Gardner but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m fourty-two). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Whizzer Brown!
“What’s up Whizzer?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.