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Waffle Twitter Fic

Summary:

Someone on Twitter complained that fan fiction writers should stop writing their fiction like they're on Twitter desperately trying not to be asked why they hate waffles.

CHALLENGE. ACCEPTED.

To do the exact opposite, of course.

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The Alpine Cafe is Ava's happy place. It smells like a sweet hug – all maple syrup and that yeasty, comforting warmth of fresh bread. Sunlight streams through the dusty windows, making the chipped formica tables sparkle like they're hiding secrets. She slides into her usual booth, a smile already spreading across her face.

"Ready to order, honey?" The waitress beams at her, pen poised above the order pad.

"Absolutely. One waffle special, coming right up! Extra syrup, extra whipped cream...make it an avalanche." #wafflegoals #treatyoself #whynot

Her finger hovers over the menu, debating whether to just order a second waffle for good measure. As if the universe heard her unspoken wish, a familiar figure appears in the doorway, the crisp lines of her OCS uniform somehow both severe and incredibly hot. Bea. Her heart skips a beat. Time to start the waffle campaign.

"Bea! Look, the universe brought us waffles!" Ava waves the menu enthusiastically. "It's a sign. You were meant to join me."

Beatrice approaches the booth, brows slightly raised in that skeptical way that makes Ava tingle. "Ava, that amount of sugar is…" She searches for words, then just shakes her head. "Excessive."

"Excessive? Bea, it's glorious. A monument to the carb gods!" Ava wiggles her eyebrows. "Think of it as a holy sacrifice for all your hard work." #carbqueen #sacrifice #blessed

She knows it's ridiculous, shamelessly so, but seeing Beatrice flustered is a secret vice. If she can make those stoic blue eyes twinkle with a bit of amusement, well, that's half the battle won.

“Besides,” Ava leans forward conspiratorially, “There’s more to life than protein shakes and discipline. We gotta live a little…have some fun!” Her voice drops to a husky whisper. “Maybe even…break a few rules?” #rebellion #yolo #cometothecarbsside

Bea slides into the booth across from her, posture perfect as always. "Ava, are you always this...energetic in the morning?" There's a flicker of humor in her eyes that sets Ava's pulse racing.

Ava grins. "Nope, just when waffles are involved. 😇 Wanna split one? You can have the less-whipped-cream side." #sharingiscaring #butseriously #jointhefun

"I'll stick with my coffee, thank you." Bea's gaze flicks away, and suddenly her fingers seem extra focused on stirring her drink. Interesting…

"Suit yourself, but you're missing out!" Ava shrugs, channeling nonchalance. "More for me, I guess." #wafflepower #solocarbparty

She digs into the mountain of waffles, a blissful moan escaping her lips. "Mmm, heaven. You sure you wouldn't reconsider? Maybe just one bite?" #lastchance #wafflemagic

Beatrice finally looks up, and there's the tiniest crease between her brows. "Waffles are...inefficient. Excessive sweetness, minimal nutritional value."

Ava pops a bite into her mouth. "But they taste like rainbows and happiness! Isn't that valuable too?" #foodforthesoul #youonlyliveonce

Beatrice's lips twitch, almost a smile. Progress! "The caloric intake outweighs the benefits. And then there's the…" She gestures vaguely, "...stickiness." #practicalbea #butkindaadorable

Ava leans forward, elbows on the table, and lets a mischievous grin spread. "Are you saying waffles are the enemy? 😈" #wafflechallenge #thisiswar

"No, of course not.” Beatrice looks away, an adorable flush creeping across her cheeks. “I simply...prefer other options.” The words are clipped, just the slightest hint of defensiveness in her tone. Ava’s victory senses are tingling. #wafflewinisclose

Ava props her chin on her hand, a playful smirk on her face. "You wound me, Bea. What did waffles ever do to you?" She pouts dramatically. #waffleinjustice #breakmyheartwhydontcha

Beatrice shifts in her seat, avoiding Ava's gaze. "They're…simply not my preference." It's barely audible, that last bit.

"Not your preference, huh?" Ava tilts her head, studying Bea. "So, are you on a secret anti-waffle crusade or something? 🤔" #waffleconspiracy #thetruthwillout

Beatrice's cheeks have definitely gone brighter pink. "Certainly not. I just...find them, well..."

Ava leans forward. "Find them what? 😉 Too delicious for your stoic sensibilities? Too tempting?" The syrup on her fork gleams wickedly in the dim cafe light.

"They're…" Beatrice's voice falters, and she reaches for her coffee, her grip a little too tight. "…disruptive."

Disruptive? Ava's grin widens. "Ooh, I like the sound of that. 😏 Maybe we all need a little disruption in our lives." #rebellion #embracechaos

"Ava..." Beatrice's voice is low, a hint of warning in it. "You're being…" She trails off, searching for the right word.

"...Amazing?" Ava supplies helpfully. "Persuasive? Determined to spread the waffle gospel?" #waffleevangelist #convertnow

Beatrice sighs, a long-suffering sound that's almost comically at odds with her tough image. "Perhaps," she admits, a hint of amusement in her voice finally, "you're being...incessant."

The word hangs in the air, playful but with a sharp edge that makes Ava's pulse quicken. She holds Beatrice's gaze, all teasing gone now. There's a flicker of something in those blue depths, something that mirrors the heat simmering just beneath Ava's own skin.

Before she can formulate a witty comeback (or maybe a heartfelt declaration, her brain feels a bit fuzzy), Beatrice does the unthinkable. She leans across the table, the scent of sandalwood and something sharper – determination? – swirling around Ava.

Her lips brush Ava's, a quick, chaste press, but it's enough to send a surge of white-hot energy coursing through her. When Beatrice pulls back, there's a tiny, triumphant smile on her face, just for a second.

Ava blinks, stunned. Her whole body feels alive, every nerve ending singing. The clatter of plates and hum of the cafe fade into the background. Her mind whirls with a million ridiculous, wonderful thoughts. Did that just happen? Did Bea...?

"That," Beatrice says, and her voice is slightly husky, "is how you stop an incessant waffle debate."

Her eyes hold Ava's, and there it is. Not just amusement, but something warmer, softer. Desire, maybe? Hope? Could it be…?

And then, just when Ava thinks her heart might explode from the sheer joy of it all, Beatrice clears her throat, that familiar seriousness returning. "Besides...who could resist a battle cry like 'come to the carb side'?"

It's such an absurdly Bea thing to say, and Ava bursts into laughter. Relief mixes with elation, a warm rush that makes her shoulders shake.

The answering smile that blooms on Beatrice's face is more beautiful than any sunrise over the Swiss Alps. "Perhaps," she murmurs, "there's more room for joy than I initially thought."

And with that, the Alpine Cafe, with its chipped tables and syrupy scent, becomes the most magical place on Earth. It's where waffles started it all, yes, but maybe, just maybe, it's also where something even sweeter begins.

Notes:

This story was generated entirely using AI, the Google Gemini Ultra 1.0 model. As such, it cannot be copyrighted and is public domain. The characters and franchise of Warrior Nun are owned by Netflix and remain their intellectual property.