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WE BOUGHT A CABINET AT 3AM (GONE WRONG, NOT CLICKBAIT)

Summary:

Shinsou and Denki go to Ekea to buy a cabinet, after they go to Ekea they end up EFC. Hawks is crying and Aizawa is working and is too tired for this crap. Also Midnight works at Ekea specifically night shift.

Notes:

Ekea is just the off-brand version of Ikea that buys all the furniture from Ikea to sell at a lower price to undercut Ikea's business. EFC is just emo KFC. We were looking to see what tone Denki used in the one sentence. So we googled it and that is why Duh is in quotations.

Trigger Warning: Endeavor, he is only mentioned never brought into full context

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Chapter Text

Shinsou hears thudding in the vents, suddenly he sees blond hair through the vent cover. “Psst, Shinsou you awake?” Shinsou lied there questioning why he even joined the class. “Shinsou, I know you’re awake, you never sleep,” Denki whisper yelled at Shinsou. “Shinsou! I need a cabinet! Please help.” Shinsou was wondering why the hell Denki needed a cabinet. (But oh boy did he learn not to question these things.) “Where would you even get a cabinet at-'' looking over at the clock on his nightstand, “2:52 in the morning, what in the hell would you even need a cabinet for?” Shisou questioned, “Dude I need it for my room obviously.” Denki replied with a “duh” sort of tone. “Ok, smart ass, where to” jokingly stated Shinsou. “ Glad you asked, we're headed to Ekea!” Denki was way too positive about getting furniture at 2:54 in the morning. “Ok idiot, how are you getting out of the vent so we can go to Ekea,” Shinsou stated sarcastically. “Glad you asked, now watch and learn!” Denki promptly started unscrewing the vents with a screwdriver he brought with him into the ducts.

After the screws were unscrewed Denki began to crawl out of the vent completely forgetting that he was right above Shinsou. Denki then proceeded to fall on top of Shinsou. “Looks like I fell for you!” Denki says with a smile. “Fuck you.” Shinsou replied dead panned Denki just laughed a little, “Get off of me.” Shinsou said in a monotone voice. “Alright let's get out of here and go to Ekea!” Denki said while practically crawling over Shinsou to get off of him. “Fine, wh- why are you walking towards my window?” Shinsou questioned.

“Well, obviously we can’t go through the hallway because Aizawa is going to catch us duh.” Denki responded, “You think he’s going to know if we walk out, oh I don’t know quietly.” Shinsou answered back, Denki then quickly retorted “Obviously he is going to know he just knows when we leave.” Shinsou responded with a sigh, “Sure. Alright then out the window we go.” “Let’s goooooo” Denki said whilst falling out of Shinsou’s window. Shinsou went to the window and peeked over to look at Denki, who had landed in a bush, Denki was on his back looking at the window. He had a smile on his face and gave two thumbs up. Shinsou shaked his head at the sight and started descending using his scarf. After he reached the ground he realized something.

“Wait, Denki?” Denki replies “Huh?” “How are we getting there?” Shinsou asks “OH, I already have that figured out! Don’t worry” Shinsou shrugged and then followed the energetic boy who was skipping towards a car. Whilst getting into the car Shinsou realized something. “Hey Denki, where did you get this car? Also do you even have a license?” Shinsou asked in a concerned manner. Denki just laughs, “ Of course I have a license.” “Wait, what about the car.” Shinsou asked, concerned. “That doesn’t matter,” Denki said with a dismissing tone as he pulled the car out of UA.

Pulling out of UA Denki looked both ways before pulling onto the road. “Denki I’m serious, where did you get this car?” Shinsou asked more sternly. “Well it's uh, it’s,” Denki responded nervously. “Denki tell me.” Shinsou said sternly. “Well you're not going to like it, but it’s Present Mic’s car.” “EXCUSE ME!” Shinsou Exclaimed. “It had to be done.” Denki said sadly, Shinsou stared at him with a look of confusion. “Why did I join this class?” “Because you’re Mister Aizawa’s son.” Shinso looked at Denki with a look of confusion. “I am not Mister Aizawa’s son.

The pair went silent for about three minutes before they heard the screeching of tires behind them “What the Hell- '' Denki began before the car behind them swerved around them and passed them. “Denki, why do I have the feeling that was one of our classmates.” “I’m probably going to say that it was the Dekusquad.” Denki responded with seriousness. Not even five seconds later four cop cars and Endeavor flew past Denki and Shinsou’s stolen car. Shinsou watched as Endeavor zoomed ahead, clearly pissed off at whoever was driving the car that had passed them a bit before.

Denki slowed down as the light ahead had turned yellow and stopped before the line. While stopped Denki had to do a double take as he saw Mina and Sero crossing the street while holding boba. “Uh Shinsou, how many people from our class do you think are out right now.” Denki asked nervously, “I’m not too sure but it seems a little suspicious that this many people are out and Mister Aizawa isn’t hunting them down.” Shinsou replied with concern, “Do you think Nezu cares that all of us are out right now?” Denki asked, worried about his safety. “Nah we’ll be fine,” Shinsou responded calmly.

Two minutes of silence after the concern for their safety left the pair they continued to drive. Shinsou watched in complete terror as Bakugo and Kirishima jumped across rooftops clearly with the intent of getting somewhere. “Just how many of our classmates are out?” Shinsou asked, a bit scared for the answer. Denki replied “I don’t know, text the class group chat.” “There’s a class group chat?” Shinsou asked, confused. “Yeah, Iida made it so that we as a class would be more connected.” Denki responded.

Notes:

I don’t know what HD is but my doctor said I got 80 of em. My doctor said that I had the tism but I don’t know what that is. (My partner, who aided me in this crime)