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2024-03-09
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2024-03-14
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Loona Christ

Summary:

In a coffee deprived mood loona bad mouths Alastor the radio demon and he doesn’t like that and brutally attacked her and leaves her for dead then she was saved by her father Jesus Christ who now wants revenge on all the overlords

Chapter 1

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Jesus was just waking up from his sleep it was 8:30 in the morning in heaven he looked over at a picture on his nightstand it was him with his 8 year old daughter loona back when she was still a kid just then he got a call from his daughter he put his phone on speaker and his heart dropped 8:00 in the morning of loona was currently in line to get some coffee she was standing behind some guy in a red suit can’t this guy hurry up for fuck sake he probably just a creep who thinks he hot shit but he not muttered Lonna Alastor heard her in going to enjoy teaching her a lesson thought Alastor to himself After 15 minutes loona was walking down the sidewalk sipping her coffee then she was pushed into a alley by someone what the fuck is your problem said loona angry at the fact that her coffee was spilled I heard what you were saying about me in the coffee shop earlier today I didn’t like what you said about me said alastor walking in view of course I piss off the radio demon loona said in her head don’t worry I won’t kill you said Alastor then he started his attacks loona did her best to get him off of her but it was ultimately useless He brutally beat her and cut off half of her tail I think you learned your lesson now angel said Alastor has he walk away loona was seriously injured and she knew someone who could help her out so she called her real dad after a couple of minutes he picked up hello sunshine how are you doing today asked her dad hey dad not good I just got attacked by the radio demon and he seriously injured me I need help said loona weakly I’m on my way to get you I be there to your location said Jesus has he hung up then he texted god telling him what happened and to prepare then he teleported to loona’s current location and gasped in horror she was bleeding profusely half of her tail was cut off and her left eye was cut out hey dad said loona coughing out some blood he then gently picked her up and then walked back through the portal and closed it immediately he was met by god who looked horrified when he saw loona quick get her to the hospital bed said god as he and Jesus started healing her after 16 minutes she wasn’t bleeding anymore now she was asleep

Chapter 2: Ch2

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Jesus and god talk about what happened and what is going to happen to the overlords

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Are you ok asked god no my daughter just got maned by a overlord I shouldn’t have sent her on that undercover mission to hell said Jesus don’t blame yourself for her getting attacked she wanted to do the undercover mission to destroy the assassin company’s in hell and the fact that she wasn’t detected by Lucifer or Beelzebub when she was right in front of her is still impressive she recover don’t worry about her said god I know what should we do about the radio demon asked Jesus we will have to deal with him he won’t get away with his crime against haven said god just then Mary entered the room hey how’s little loona asked Mary you may check in on her said Jesus Mary walked in to loona room and gasped in horror at the sight of loona then she walked out who hurt little loona l going to gut them said Mary darkly please leave him to me said Jesus we need to protect her said Mary we will deal with the radio demon soon now we need to make sure loona is okay said god what should we do about the overlords asked Mary well since one of them hurt loona I’m personally going to kill the radio demon said Jesus

Chapter 3: Ch3

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The meeting with Charlie Morningstar

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Charlie was excited that she was finally going to convince the angels in heaven to let her dreams of redemption come true she was excited that they were finally going to listen to her After a couple of minutes Charlie quickly realized that they weren’t going anywhere with her dreams Adam Stop now said A deep voice coming from the hallway just then Jesus Christ himself stepped out of the hallway and into the room Lord Christ Said Sera in shock Sera and Adam we will decide what your punishment will be and Adam I will allow one last extermination said Jesus Then he turned to Charlie and Vaggy they had a camera with them with the people of hell watching you two come with me now said Jesus his tone leaving no chance for discussion um Mr Christ is there a reason why you sound angry asked Charlie it’s nothing to do with you it just that my daughter just got serious hurt by a demon who calls himself the radio demon said Jesus Charlie gasp and the fact that Alastor had just Angered Jesus Lucifer heard this and he was angry at Alastor for attacking Jesus daughter even though he didn’t know that Jesus had a daughter that peaked his Curiosity may we met your daughter asked Charlie Sure since you and her will have to rule over the respect kingdoms said Jesus as he lead them To his Castle after five minutes they entered his castle her room is on the third floor I have one of the servants lead you to her room said Jesus as one of the servant lead Charlie and Vaggy to Jesus daughter room after 2 minutes of walking they were outside of the room Charlie knocked on the door enter said a female voice then Charlie and Vaggy opened the door and walked in there on the bed was loona she had a bandage covering her left eye and she had multiple bandages on her body at least the ones Charlie and Vaggy could see Hello your Jesus daughter said Charlie Yea names loona said loona