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If You Give A Dog A Groupchat

Summary:

Now that Satoru knows their secret, and has started helping them out, Iroha thought it would be a good idea for them all to have a way to communicate about Precure stuff. She and Satoru have phones, Mey Mey has a phone for some reason, and she can easily get Komugi a burner phone for her human form, so a groupchat seemed like the simplest option. There's no way this could backfire.

Right?

Notes:

Hello all, There is so much other stuff I'm supposed to be doing, but my brain decided to make this instead. Oh well. I'll finish my novel eventually.

Enjoy the product of my procrastination.

(This chapter takes place during episode 4)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Iroha Makes a (miskate) Chat

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Animal Town Precure Team

 

<DogWhisperer added Bunny Boy to the chat>

 

<DogWhisperer added Mey Mey to the chat>

 

<DogWhisperer added AGoodGirl to the chat>

 

DogWhisperer

Hello guys

I thought it would be a smart idea to have a way to communicate between everyone, so I made a chat

 

Mey Mey

I agree.

Though, I do hope you’ll use this to actually listen to me.

 

AGoodGirl

Cool!

 

Bunny Boy

Uh

Inukai-san, did you get Komugi a phone?

 

DogWhisperer

I had enough allowance to get her a burner yeah

 

AGoodGirl

A gift from Iroha! This is amzaing!!

 

DogWhisperer

You mean Amazing

 

AGoodGirl

Yeah!

 

Bunny Boy

Is letting her onto the internet a good idea?

 

DogWhisperer

Don’t worry, I have parental controls on her phone

 

AGoodGirl

What?

 

DogWhisperer

It’s just to keep you safe, Komugi

 

AGoodGirl

Okay then!

 

Mey Mey

Wasn’t this chat made to communicate about Precure matters?

I fail to see how this is related.

 

Bunny Boy

Right

I’ll share some of the documents I’ve been working on, concerning the appearances of the GaruGarus so far

<Attached document>

 

DogWhisperer

Oh, you digitized the maps?

 

Bunny Boy

It’s good to have a backup

 

DogWhisperer

Well that’s true

 

Bunny Boy

So far I can’t see a pattern exactly

But it is early, maybe it’ll become clearer the more they show up

 

AGoodGirl

When they do, we’ll be waiting for them!

 

DogWhisperer

Yeah

Though, I’m not sure what we’ll do if one shows up in the middle of the night

We’ve gotten pretty lucky with timing so far

 

Bunny Boy

Not to mention when school starts…

 

DogWhisperer

Oh crap you’re right

How am I supposed to be a Cure and a student at the same time??

 

Mey Mey

The answer is clear.

Don’t go to school, focus on Precure.

 

DogWhisperer

Uh, Mey Mey

I don’t really think that’s an option

 

Bunny Boy

Komugi isn’t a student

She could patrol for you when you’re stuck

 

AGoodGirl

Komugi wants to go to school with Iroha though…

 

DogWhisperer

I also don’t think that’s an option either, Komugi

You’d have to get better at being human first at the very least

 

AGoodGirl

How do you do the little text faces?

I want to make an angry one

 

DogWhisperer

Like this?
>:T

 

AGoodGirl

Yeah!

>:T

 

Bunny Boy

I’ll keep doing my best with what I can do

There’s still days left until school starts, we can figure things out when it actually becomes a problem

 

DogWhisperer

Right

 

AGoodGirl

I want to go to school!!!

 

DogWhisperer

Komugi…

 

Mey Mey

It’s better that you don’t, that way we have one available Cure at all times.

 

AGoodGirl

>:T >:T >:T

 

Mey Mey

Well…

At least you’re listening to me.

 

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GROUPCHAT - Animal Town Precure Team

 

DogWhisperer

Satoru-kun, do you have the Tanuki on your map yet?

 

Bunny Boy

I’ve just entered it

 

DogWhisperer

Any pattern?

 

Bunny Boy

Still none…

 

AGoodGirl

Those Tanuki were so cute!

I bet they’re happy to be together again!

 

Mey Mey

They are.

Good work you two.

 

DogWhisperer

Thanks, Mey Mey!

 

AGoodGirl

It was so little!

Do you think there are going to be any more that small?

 

Bunny Boy

From what I’ve both seen and heard, every single Garu Garu has been wildly different

So, it’s entirely possible

 

AGoodGirl

Yes!

I hope to see another one soon!

 

DogWhisperer

Me too, if only because it was actually easy to deal with

Compared to Mey Mey and the Kirarin Rabbit at least

Even the ostrich…

 

Mey Mey

My GaruGaru couldn’t have been that bad.

I was purified by Cure Wonderful working alone, afterall.

 

DogWhisperer

Let me tell you, running away from a massive wild sheep that wants to stomp your skull into tiny pieces is terrifying

 

Mey Mey

…My apologies.

 

DogWhisperer

No worries, it wasn’t really you anyway

 

AGoodGirl

You didn’t do it on purpose!

If you had, I would have already ended you :) 

 

Bunny Boy

I see Komugi learned another emoticon…

 

DogWhisperer

Yeah, I taught her a bunch while we were walking to Pretty Holic

 

Bunny Boy

How did that go, by the way?

You were super excited about it

 

DogWhisperer

It was great!

 

AGoodGirl

It was amazing!

 

DogWhisperer

The girl who lives there, Mayu-chan, did makeup on me!

It was so cool!

 

Bunny Boy

I’ve never seen you wear makeup before

Huh

 

DogWhisperer

That’s because I’ve never worn it!

It was a new experience, but a good one!

 

AGoodGirl

Komugi tried it too!

I ended up looking like a tanuki though

Iroha thought it was cute!

 

DogWhisperer

It was cute

I stand by that

 

Bunny Boy

It sounds like you two had a lot of fun!

 

AGoodGirl

Tons!

 

DogWhisperer

Yeah!

We just got back from delivering a walk bag to Mayu-chan

She was so sweet, but I get the feeling she’s a little nervous about moving here

So I thought I’d get her something to make her feel more welcome!

 

Bunny Boy

You’re so kind, Inukai-san

That was such a good deed

 

DogWhisperer

Thanks Satoru-kun!

 

Mey Mey

Excuse me, but what does any of this have to do with our mission exactly?

 

Bunny Boy

Sorry Mey Mey

We’ll move the conversation

 

Mey Mey

Thank you

 

AGoodGirl

Mayu-chan’s cat Yuki-chan was also super cool!

She didn’t really say anything, but she was so pretty!

She had super white fur, just like her name!

 

DogWhisperer

Oh, you got to talk to her?

I’ll have to say hi next time we’ve over there

 

AGoodGirl

Yep!

 

Mey Mey

LISTEN TO ME

 

Bunny Boy

You should probably move to DMs

 

DogWhisperer

Right, whoops

 

Mey Mey

Why does she listen to you?

 

Bunny Boy

I’m so sorry Mey Mey

 

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Direct Messages Between DogWhisperer and Bunny Boy

 

Bunny Boy

So, Pretty Holic?

 

Dog Whisperer

Right!

It has such a nice vibe to it

I’m sure it’s going to be a wonderful addition to animal town

Though animals aren’t allowed inside, it’s for their health and safety

Lots of scents and stuff

 

Bunny Boy

Right

That makes sense

 

DogWhisperer

You should come with us next time!

To meet Mayu-chan if not for the makeup lol

 

Bunny Boy

I think I just might

I lose nothing by it, and Mayu-chan sounds interesting

 

DogWhisperer

She is!

I hope she’ll be our friend

Hmmm 

 

Bunny Boy

What is it?

 

DogWhisperer

I’ve been thinking

It’s kind of insane, right?

All of this?

 

Bunny Boy

What?

Oh, the whole Precure thing, right?

 

DogWhisperer

Yeah.

I dunno it’s just

I never really thought it would be me , you know?

Every kid dreams of being a Cure at least once in their life

But

For us it’s real

 

Bunny Boy

Well, I’m not a Precure myself, but I think I sort of know what you’re feeling

I never thought Animal Town would be a hot spot

Much less that I would be at the center of the action with you

It is sort of surreal

 

DogWhisperer

Not to mention Komugi

I am still reeling from that

 

Bunny Boy

Oh yes

I’ve been imagining how I would have reacted to Daifuku becoming human…

 

DogWhisperer

Awee I want to see that now

He’d be so sweet!

 

Bunny Boy

Inukai-san…

I’m glad you’re a Precure.

I can’t think of anyone else that I would want protecting our town

 

DogWhisperer

Thanks Satoru-kun!

And I’m glad you’re helping out!

I wouldn’t have it any other way

 

Bunny Boy

Oh um

You’re welcome?

 

DogWhisperer

I’ve got to head to bed now, but I’ll talk to you in the morning! Goodnight!

 

Bunny Boy

Goodnight, Inukai-san