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Rei wakes up in a snowy forest. Woahhhh…….. Snow… second impact global warmed the earth so she does not know what snow is…….. She stands up but she seems to be suspiciously no longer 4’9 and now is making eye contact with the 3 foot tall snow drift in front of her. Strange……….
She lifts a hand and WOw it is actually a paw. Because she is a cat now……. Wow……….
“Ermmmm… excuse me whater you doing on sillyclan territory” the silly cat asked biting rei
“Leafcatcher stop biting everyone who comes on our territory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The kittycat who’s teeth were on reis ear was scruffy and realy ugly ngl :/ his fur looked like it was trying to escape their body and was about to succeed in that task.
The second cat was a fuckign massive brown maine coon with big fluffy. Like so big fluffy. She had dark tabby markings and a white belly and a white star on her forehead…….
“Haii my name is hibiscusstar and im the leader of sillyclan!!! This is my fucked up deputy leafcatcher LEAFCATCHER STOP CHEWING HER EAR” said the big brown cat…..
“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” grrred leafsnacther
Hibiscusstar yanks leafcatcher off of reis ear and YEOOOUCH it pulled on her ear…. Youch….
“Oh noes you are war is bleedig why is it bleding.” yapped leafcatcher. “Go see mothflutter now you f-” hibiscusstar kicked leafcatcher before he could call rei a slur.
“What is your name strange kitty cat.” askes hibiscusstar.
“Rei….” said rei….
“Thats not a silly name. Your new name is icepaw rei.”
“Ok.” saaid icepaw rei.
“That names sucks I hope petapetastar gets you”
“SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH YOU KITTYPET i mean who said that guys” said hibiscusstar “ANEWAYS lets go back to camp”
“Whos petapetastar” icepaw Rei mews
“ERMMM DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT ^-^” Hibiscusstar says
“The only thing you need to worry about is freddy five bear” Leafcatcher grins, Hibiscusstar sighs “Freddy fazbear isn’t real you kittypet- Imean I mean I mean”
Hibiscusstar [pcicks up icepaw rei and puts her on her back. Leafcatcher trips on ice and hibiscustar picks them up and puts him on her back as wel. “Okay lets go”
“Horse ass bitch” leafcatcher whispers under their breath.
“What the fuck did you jaust call me.” said hibiscustar.
“Nothing!!!!!” said leafcatcher. They wented to camp.
The camp entrance was covered in thick vines and lichen with hints of dark wood peeking out. They walked through a spot where the wood curled around to form an entrance. They brushed through the hanging curtain of vines into a clearing with a medium sized spruce trunk sticking out of the canyon wall above a cave. There were caves here and there along the walls with their entrances covered with hanging vines. Way high above was an absolutely fucking massive spruce tree sprawling across the open top of the canyon. On one side was winding branches laden with thick foliage that blocked the snow that was currently drifting down in lazy spirals.
“Welcom to sillyclan camp ^-^” mewed hibiscusstar.