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It was a normal day over Peach Creek, Georgia. The three classical stooges of Rethink Avenue had spent all day cooking up their latest scam. Little did they know that the Kankers had other plans.
“I can’t believe we managed to grow all this pot in the Junk Yard.” Double D said as the three continued inwards to the as for mentioned location.
“And it keeps Ed from mucking everything up.” Eddy added.
Ed, complicate, lets out a puff of smoke and smiles in agreement. Only for his smile to fade upon reaching the trios destination. There, they found their weed stash decimated and the Kankers, high as a kite.
“This stuff is dryer than a British man’s wife.” Lee bellowed.
“NOO!” Eddy shouted. “All my pot! What have I done to deserve this!? Today. What have I done specifically today to have deserved this?”
“All of my hard work.” Double D began uttering while heartbroken at seeing his hard work erased. “They were my children.”
Ed stood in silence. His high coming down to a somber low.
“Yeah, we decimated your crops. What you gonna do about it?” Lee boasted while taking another hit.
The Eds lets out a low groan and walked away in a slump.
“It’s not fair.” Eddy says.
“And in the Radio-Ed van.” Double D added. “Guess it’s just another lesson to learn fro-“
“No!” Eddy interrupts. “I’m done learning. It’s time we start taking.”
“But how do we do that?” Double D asks.
“Damn it, Double D! We are men! Not proud ones but MEN! And we take action! No more scams! No more taking the L! No more!”
“It doesn’t seem right. But it feels so good! What about you Ed?”
Ed tilts his head up, a laser focused glare in the direction of their junkyard van.
“I’ll take that as a yes.” Eddy says. “Let’s go do what we should’ve done months ago!”
“Kankers, you sores!” Double D shouts as the three march back.
“And that’s why I told him his name was Mitch, cause he’s a man bitch!” Lee finishes a story that she and her sisters laugh at.
“Hey, Lee!” Eddy shouts, catching the gingers attention with his demanding tone.
“Well if it ain’t pipsqu-“ Lee is cut off as Eddy lands a punch square in her face.
Lee hits the floor as Eddy dives atop of her and continues thrashing the head Kanker.
“Eddy!!” May shouts in shock before charging him.
Her own punch being halted and caught in mid air by Ed. His glare down on her melting away any resolve and anger the Kanker had, replacing it with fear. Ed then grips her throat with the other hand and hoists her up and off the ground.
“Okay, Ed. You win.” May chokes out.
Ed simply nods and throws May through the Van window. Marie attempts to flee by crawling through the van and out of the passenger side, only for Double D to kick the door shut on her and slamming it closed with her caught in between on repeat.
Eddy screams at Lee after beating her bloody. The others looking to him, rage still filled in their eyes. The three knew someone else had to pay.
“What are you dorks do-“ Kevin rode up on the scene, stopping mid sentence as he realized what he was looking at.
All three Eds turned his way. Kevin immediately turned his bike around and began riding off. Ed simply took off a shoe and threw it at the fleeing jock. Nailing him in the back and causing him to crash.
The trio managed to catch up with the helmet-less daredevil. Double D and Eddy taking hold of each arm and ripping the back of his sweater apart. Meanwhile, Ed tore the bike chain off of Kevin’s bike and began to mercilessly whip the piss out of him. Ending the session by taking the rest of the bike and slamming it atop of the near death jock.
“This feels good.” Eddy says while wrapping the bike chain around his fist. “Let’s keep it going.”
The three marched into the neighborhood.
“Hey guys, whatcha doin’?” Johnny 2X4 asks as Ed snatch’s Plank out of his hand.
The three kick down Ed’s front door and march to Sarah’s room. Finding her and Jimmy playing with her dolls.
“ED!” Sarah shouts before being gripped by the throat and having Plank shoved into her mouth.
Eddy then delivers an uppercut, shattering all of Sarah’s teeth. Jimmy attempts to flee only for Double D to take him by his retainer and toss him out the second story window.
“Why stop at Peach Creek?” Eddy asks.
The trio looks to each other and nods. Looking out the window and to the rest of Toon City. They knew, more had to pay.