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OMG its sugoi dark… what’s going on nya?!~
Raku-chan became aware slowly. Mouth dry, she blinked her ourple eyes open.
”Where… am I?” she rasped.
”You’re in the animal hospital. Welcome back, Raku-Chan.”
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“So, I… died? NYAAAA?!” Raku-chan exclaimed.
“Your heart stopped completely due to heartbreak. Luckily, we got you back.” Vet-San breasted boobily. “You gave your friends quite a scare, Raku-chan. Please take better care of yourself.”
Raku-chan looked up at the blank ceiling listlessly.
”I’ll let you rest up. Visiting hours are soon, we’ll ask you if you want to let them in.”
So. Hitoshi-san is gay, nya… he has an ugly boyfriend. So not kawaii. I guess… we can never be together now, nya…
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The intercom crackled to life. With the quality of a drive through speaker, it announced, “I have one Koneko-chan and one Hitoshi-san here to see you, Raku-chan. Can we send them in?”
“Yes, please nya~!!” Raku-chan said.
At the reception, the nurse turns to Hitoshi-san and Koneko-chan. “She’s in room 420-69,” she said, her shiny boobs bouncing around.
“Thank you Nurse-san!” the two of them said.
Koneko-chan held a bouquet of colorful flowers, while Hitoshi held a cute plushie. The two of them stood and stared at the door.
Oh, Raku-chan, Koneko-chan thought. I’m so sorry.
”Come on, lets go nya.”
Koneko-chan gently opened the door. “Raku-chan? Are you aqui?”
”KONEKO-CHAAAAAAN!!!!~~~~ I MISSED YOUUUUUU!!!!” Raku-chan tackled Koneko-chan, leaping off of the hospital bed.
”Raku-chan… I’m so happy you’re ok nya!” Koneko-chan replied, hugging Raku-chan tightly. “We were so scared nya…”
”I’m all better now Koneko-chan, don’t worry nya- Oh. Konnichiwa, Hitoshi-san.”
Hitoshi stood with his pointer fingers poking each other, his feet pointing inwards. He looked very shy. “Hi, Raku-chan. I-I’m… so sorry, if i wasn’t homo this-“
Raku-chan cut him off. “It’s alright Hitoshi-san. Love is love, nya~~~!!” She paused. “Your boyfriend is sugoi ugly though… wasn’t he that kidnapper-kun from a bit ago?”
Hitoshi-san blushed. “Yes… I just couldn’t stop thinking about him, and I guess he liked me too, hehe.”
Raku-chan smiled. “I’m glad you’re happy, Hitoshi-san.”
Turning to Koneko-chan, she said, “Koneko-chan, I’ve been thinking about so many things while I’ve been here, nya. I just… wanted to let you know! Thank you, Koneko-chan, for being my best friend! Thank you for everything you have done for me, nya!” Raku-chan dropped into a bow in front of Koneko-chan. (A/N: if this was animated there would be a panty shot, lol)
”Kyaaa!!!~ Get up Raku-chan, it’s okay!” Pulling Raku-chan up by the arms, she said, “Raku-chan, it’s no big deal! Que sera sera! We are best gal pals, I’m just glad you’re okay, nya!”
The two girls hug while Hitoshi-san continues to stand awkwardly. As the two stare deeply into each other’s eyes everything stops. Time stands still
Wow… she is sugoi beautiful… Raku-chan thinks.
Oh Raku-chan… one day you will know how I feel, nya… thinks Koneko-chan.
”Um, girls?” interrupts Hitoshi-san. The two girls leap apart, blushing. “I’m sorry, I really have to go. Bokutachi-kun and I are having a date tonight.”
”R-r-right! Sorry Hitoshi-san, Koneko-chan! I’m staying here tonight,” Raku-chan stammers.
Koneko-chan nods. ”We’ll be back tomorrow, Raku-chan. Rest well, nya.”
Raku-chan smiles. “I will!”
Fin.