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Lippmann and Piano Man, the 2 people who were knew to be the perfect couple.
The reasons is, when it all first started.
Albatross told me how they were searching each other even before I came in the Port Mafia.
Lippmann trying to help Piano Man and Piano Man giving flowers because he likes the works he does...
It was just shy flirting because everyone knew how red they were near each other.
When they got together, Lippmann made the first move by confessing, which was happily greeted by a kiss. Lippmann got surprised but he cried of happiness when he realized that Piano Man loved him too.
They were now like the parents of the group. Tho when everyone realized they never fought once, Albatross got the idea to at least try making them fight with each other at least once.
Which everyone participated in for one day.
Albatross was the only one who was determined enough to make them fight once. Just so they would be like all the normal couples.
But it was a bad idea since he was getting hit with a pan later on.
As they were the perfect couple, they obviously got the idea to live with each other.
As what they told me, it took them a few weeks to finally cuddle when they sleep and so to sleep in the same bed too.
They really were the most beautiful and perfect couple ever. They loved each other, cared for each other.
Here's an example, once, Lippmann was very sick to the point of throwing up everything he would have ate.
He was in denial of being sick and just wanted to go to his work until Piano Man saw him throwing up and made him go to bed.
At least, that is what they told me.
I remember falling asleep once at their place, instead of being on the couch I was in the bed with them, like I was their small child who wanted to be near their parents.
I was in pajamas that I wasn't wearing before going to sleep. But when I checked and saw I still had a shirt and shorts on under the pajamas. I understood that they didn't see much of my body.
So I just went to lying down again, between their sleeping body. Going to sleep again.
I grew onto liking them a lot, as in parental figures. I loved them and I wanted to be their child. I wanted to be adopted by them. But I hid this inside of me.
Then, one day, we saw them coming to the bar like usual and showing us a ring. The funny story was that they proposed at the same time so they both got an engagement ring.
We were very happy for them, too happy that some of us, and when I mean us, I mean Albatross and I, decided to go at their place without saying anything to the fact that we surprises them into something. Albatross covered my eyes and dragged me out on this day.
I didn't know what we had interrupted before, but now I clearly do. I remember when Albatross was getting hit by Lippmann with a pan the next day. It was funny to see.
I remember the date of when their wedding was going to happen.
It was in December. The 25th. As a Christmas gift for each other.
We were all happy to know it and the fact that the whole group was invited, even I who was not even a year in the group too. Tho it was soon gonna be a year that I was and that I was in the Port Mafia too.
Oh how I hate the day where I saw their bodies.
Their lifeless bodies.
The bodies of an engaged couple who were near to be married.
So, I, Chuuya Nakahara, hope that you at least got married in after life.