Sans AU Blurbs of Any Genre

Just random Sans au oneshots I think of randomly. They are not connected by any story or certain genre.
Get ready for crack, fluff, angst, ships, and more!!!!

Notes:

This was made by a friend of mine who's new to the fandom. When she gets an AO3 account then she'll be a co creator of this fic!
She's learning the personalities of the characters and the way they interact, so this is her first little blurb hahaha!
Genre: Crack.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: (Crack) COMMIT FUCKAGE UPON THYSELF!!!!

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Killer: Fuck you

Nightmare: Language!

Killer: Fuckst thou

Nightmare: No...

Killer: Commit fuckage upon thyself!

Nightmare: Please stop

Chapter 2: Older Brothers Protection (Fluff)

Summary:

Cross gets a bit roughed up, and his brothers take it more seriously.
Genre: Fluff

Notes:

Here. Take some good big bros! And yes, I totally see the bad sanses as a family.
Cross is the youngest! You can't convince me otherwise!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Cross enters the castle through his glitching portal into the main room, where Killer and dust are in a fierce game of Mario cart (That they admittedly stole from some above ground au on a raid without Nightmares permission). Horror laid on the couch and turned to look at Cross as he entered. Cross was stern faced, yet his hand was pressed against the side of his coat.

Horror: What happened?

Cross: Nothing. ... Just a run in with Dream is all.

Killer and Dust look over at him.

Killer: Damn, can't even avoid little Goldilocks's attacks anymore! Hahaha!

Cross: Fuck you. It's not like you're oh so perfect either. Remember the time Ink hit you in the head with his paint brush!

Killer: Hey! That was one time! Besides, it was Ink, so that's different!

Cross: yeah right.

Cross storms off upstairs. Dust starts to let out chuckles while looking at Killer.

Killer: Dude! It was ONE TIME!

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Later on, after a battle with the Stars, the two teams go their separate ways to treat their wounds. The Stars having successfully fended off Killer, Dust, Horror, and Cross from entering an au.

Dream: hey Ink?

Ink: yeah?

Dream: Did it seem like they were... strangely aggressive this time?

Ink looks up even more confused.

Ink: What do you mean? Haha, they're always aggressive! It's, ya know, kinda their thing.

Dream: No no. It's not that. I guess they just seemed really intent to hurt me... especially Killer. Normally his emotions are sickeningly positive while we fight... but this time... was one of the few times he genuinely seemed angry at me....

...

Ink?

Ink throws up black ink suddenly, then snaps back from a daze.

Ink: What were we talking about again?

Dream sighs.

Dream: nevermind....

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed!
Also this was written as a message in discord, so if It seems like a roleplay or screenplay that's why.

Have a good day!

Chapter 3: Dream Yesssss (Crack)

Summary:

Cross says no...
But Dream says yesssss!

Notes:

Lol, have a funny thing my friend made after I told her about Dream and his issues. I hope you enjoy!

Chapter Text

Cross: We're going to practice how to say "no".

Dream: Got it.

Cross: N

Dream: N

Cross: O

Dream: O

Cross: No

Dream: Yes.

Cross: Noooo!

Dream: :)

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed this, all comments and kudos will be shared with my friend and we will both be delighted!
Have a good day!

Series this work belongs to:

Part 1 of Random au Oneshots

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TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Thu 21 Mar 2024 06:54PM UTC

Hi, can I make a request?

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1. Lunar_Nightmare01 on Chapter 1 Thu 21 Mar 2024 07:01PM UTC
  
  Yes, of course! All requests are open and I'll think about the idea once I know what it is! What's your idea?
  
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2. 1. TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 12:09AM UTC
    
    Can I request an oc?
    
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  2. 1. Lunar_Nightmare01 on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 12:22AM UTC
      
      Sure! I just need a physical description as well as a personality! After that you can give me the scene and plot you want.
      
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    2. 1. TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 03:32AM UTC
        
        Ok, so
        Zir is the potion maker/alchemist of the bad sanses
        They're normal form is dragon
        Also ignore the red eye and eyepatch, it has story reasons that wouldn't make sense for this oneshot
        Main sona, undertale au fandom, species is a part of a worldbuilding project of mine
        Name: Zir
        Pronouns: they - he - it - twig
        Sexuality: aromatic pansexual
        Species: dragon, half ocean dragon (arctic dragon) half storm dragon (desert dragon)
        Religion: wiccan
        Status: prince, fugitive
        Alliances: bad sanses
        Languages: draconic (1st) English (2nd)
        Age: 17 human years, 26 in dragon years
        Size: in dragon form. Height- 14'2ft. length- 28'4ft. Wingspan- 14ft. Weight- 4200 pounds
        In harpy form. Height- 7'1ft. Weight- 125 pounds
        
        Magic: fire and lightning magic (they're half storm dragon so they inherited it), specializes in illusion magic, their magic weapon is a shield, their species are shapeshifters
        Mental stuff: ADHD combined type, generalized anxiety disorder, depression
        Alignment: chaotic neutral
        Personality: INFP, scatterbrained, chaotic little goblin, flirty, mind in the gutter 24/7, possessive, impulsive, quiet most of the time but can be very loud with people they're comfortable around, kinda cocky, wise and can give good advice and can make connections between things, intuitive, knows how people work so can be wriggle info out of people/trick people if needed, very food and treasure motivated
        Favorite food: eel
        Favorite drink: strawberry milk
        Favorite colour: black
        Favorite music genre: vocaloid and electroswing
        Favorite animal: komodo dragon
        Hobbies: drawing, reading, making jewelry, welding/blacksmithing, woodworking, sewing, making explosives/canons/magic guns
        Likes: bones, dead things, gems, rocks, fossils, spicy food, cold weather, rain, animals, plants, biology, chemistry, genetics, collecting random stuff they find
        Other stuff: the pink stuff on their neck and sides are gills
        
        So plot stuff
        Nightmare remembers when he was younger how sometimes the village would hide indoors because of dragons flying overhead.
        But now with loss of the dragons natural habitats, and hunting, theres been a steep decline in dragon populations.
        So Nightmare being a nature spirit is a bit grumpy about it because its a similar to the nature spirits situation, with Nightmare and Dream being the last of their kind.
        So when he meets Zir, in dragon form, wounded and stuck in a dragon hunter trap, before Nightmare can release them, the hunters come and bother him and he gladly kills them.
        So bonding happens, yadda yadda, and Nightmare learning dragon culture from Zir, like sleeping together and how dragons are incredibly social. And Nightmare accidentally walks in on them enjoying the castles baths when they're in their harpy form and hes like "omg omg srry" and learns that dragons dont really care about showing their body
        And Zir, after learning English from Nightmare, officially joins the crew and allows Nightmare to ride on their back/top of their head into fighting
        So the first time the stars meet Zir, they arrive to the whole underground/surface burning and they bother Nightmare who whistles(or something dunno) and Zir shows up and they're like "OMG WTF, HOW DID NIGHTMARE GET A DRAGON!" And they just fled cuz....unexpected dragon
        And some cuddling afterwards with big purring dragon snuggles, also throughout the bonding Nightmare realizing that hes fallen for them but is all sad because they're aromatic but respects their boundary
        Anyways, heres my brain dump of an idea
        I also have fics if you need an example of how they act
        Chapter 10 and 11 of main fic:
        https://archiveofourown.org/works/43856344/chapters/134779984
        Chapter 5 and 6 of other fic:
        https://archiveofourown.org/works/41708190/chapters/115594132
        
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      2. Lunar_Nightmare01 on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 02:09PM UTC
        
        Ok. I am not that experienced in writing oc content, so I'm unsure about writing this. I might do it at a later date once I get more experienced with it, but not right now. I don't know if I have the time to do all the research needed for the character and really think through how they act. I'll write it down in my notes to see if I can write it at a later date, but I'm not so sure as now that I really consider it I don't know how much I like oc content, it's just never really been my thing. I hope this is ok and I'm sorry if I've disappointed you. I simply feel that I will not be able to produce good work with where I am currently or if I will even enjoy writing it.
        
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        TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 04:47PM UTC
        
        No it's ok! But if it helps they're basically a worse Killer, because they're cocky and know that they're stronger than Nightmare so it makes them more confident
        And if the idea is too much
        Maybe Zir is attacking one of the aus Nightmare controls and he gets kidnapped to Zirs hoard because they likes skeletons and bones, so inorder to save himself and to leave, he flirts his ass off and he ends up fucking them, but now he has a clingy dragon
        But yeah if you're not interested that's fine
        
        Ok not an oc idea but
        What if, Dream and Nightmare are tree spirits that are the last of their kind, and what if Cross joins and hes a tree spirit so the twins are like "fellow spirit!"
        And it's like breeding to have spirit babies to save their kind
        And Cross ends up stuffing both of them until they're pregers
        
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        Lunar_Nightmare01 on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 07:50PM UTC
        
        Ok, thanks for being understanding. Yeah I don't think I want to do oc content. However your idea about Dream, Nightmare, and Cross sounds cool! I'm good with writing that! If you have anything else you want to add to it you can tell me, but I can start working on it soon!
        
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        TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 09:36PM UTC
        
        Hmmm, super raunchy rough sex and the twins being screamers
        Story wise: Nightmare and Dream signing a truce because they recognize that saving themselves from extinction is more important than sibling rivalry and the whole multiverse is like ":0 ??!!"
        Also knotting
        And maybe like the twins fuck Cross afterwards
        
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        Lunar_Nightmare01 on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 10:23PM UTC
        
        Ooh ok! I like it! I like the idea of Cross breeding both of them, and possibly not even knowing he's a spirit untill the truce and that's what gives them the breeding idea.
        
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        TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Fri 22 Mar 2024 11:23PM UTC
        
        And maybe they fuck in a river/natrual spring under the sun
        So like, it increases the chance of having children if under the sun and in the freshwater
        Omg Cross being a spirit fits also because like x gaster wanted to collect information on spirits and also xtale being one of the aus that isnt an alternate timeline
        
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        Lunar_Nightmare01 on Chapter 1 Sat 23 Mar 2024 02:50PM UTC
        
        That works! I like it!
        I'll get to work on that then! Thanks for requesting an idea!
        
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        TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Tue 30 Apr 2024 01:43AM UTC
        
        Hey, I don't want to be a pain but how is the request? If you don't want to do it anymore its fine
        
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        Lunar_Nightmare01 on Chapter 1 Tue 30 Apr 2024 10:43AM UTC
        
        No no, it's alright. I am still working on it, don't worry! Though I've been having some real life troubles and I haven't really been working much on any stories for fun. I'm focusing on writing for school, but once I'm finished with those stories I'll be able to focus more on yours! I'm very sorry there has been such a delay, but I am continuing to work on it, so it will come out soon!
        
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        TwigTheGoblin on Chapter 1 Tue 30 Apr 2024 11:20AM UTC
        
        That's okie :]
        
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