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Ocean added Noel, Constance, Mischa and Ricky to the chat
Ocean: Okay, I've added everyone here to discuss this year's school Passion Play
Noel: I better get Mary
Ocean: But Mary’s a girl??
Noel: And? Anyways
Ricky: I think he'd be a good Mary :P
Ocean: You're confusing poor Ricky!
Constance: Ocean, you forgot to add Penny!!
Ocean: Who?
Ocean: Oh yeah Penny, that one girl
Ocean added Penny to the chat
Penny: What is this?
Constance: it's a group chat :)
Penny: Group chat?
Ocean: For crying out loud, yes, a group chat. Did you audition for the school play?
Penny: Ah, yes. I auditioned for Mary
Noel: Damnit!
Noel: My parents wouldn't let me audition for her anyway lol, I'll probably end up being an angel or filler character since nobody can admire my talents around here ಠ_ಠ
Ricky: Aw man :/
Ricky: I thank ur a good acter
Mischa: Are we intruding on something??
Ocean: Forget about them! We still need to talk about the school play!!
Constance: But the cast list won't be posted until the end of the month??
Noel: Girl is stressing and for what lmao
Ocean: Do you know how hard it is being the head of the debate club, the most musically gifted in choir and blessed with acting skills?
Noel: Cough cough egotistical cough
Ocean: Okay boy kisser
Noel: God your comebacks suck
Ocean: That's not the only thing that sucks around here
Noel: it's on sight stg, at least I have a soul
Ocean: Oh, a ginger joke, how original
Ricky: This is getting tense, maybe I should recount the fnaf lore
Ocean: No!
Ricky: So there's this guy, William Afternoon
Ocean: Somebody make him stop!!
Noel: Ricky don't stop until she goes offline
Penny: What's a fnaf?
Ocean: Whatever! I had homework to do anyway but that doesn't mean you guys won, it just means you're all really dumb!
Ocean went offline
Ricky: Awh :(
Ricky: Should've told her about warrior cats instead
Ricky: I feel like she'd be in the shadowclan
Penny: or windclan. I think I'd be apart of thunderclan
Ricky: Woah, you like Warriors too? Wanna see my Warrior Cats persona?
Penny: Sure, I'll show you mine!
They take it to their DM’s
Mischa: Is this like a furry thing?
Noel: It's some middle school novels, I'm personally too mature for the likes of that, I'm more of a Dorian Grey kinda guy
Constance: I saw you watching Monster High the other day
Noel: Shush!!!
Noel: it's not my fault they slayed those outfits 😔
Constance: Then why'd you say you're too mature??
Noel: Cause I like acting pretentious for Christ sake!
Ricky: Somebody could use a chill pill
Noel: Stop this madness
Penny: My parents used to take chill pills, and grew them too. Now they're in jail
Noel: Do they have a few more to spare? I would really like to take a few, maybe twenty
Penny: I don't think that's the recommended dose
Noel: exactly.
Penny: ???
Constance: ignore him, he's just insane
Penny: Oh, so were my parents, I hope he doesn't go to jail
Ocean: I wish he would
Noel: Go back to doing homework young sheldon
Ricky: oh m gee I love young sheldon
Ricky: my fav character is Sheldon
Noel: I haven't actually watched it but I've seen clips and I think meemaw is the best character
Ocean: No, it's Missy
Noel: You watch young sheldon?
Ocean: No!! Just clips!
Noel: mhm, okay hon
Ocean: Is manslaughter legalized yet?
Penny: No. Although there are still many cases everyday. Some manslaughter cases I find most intriguing date back to the 1800s. I could list some if you'd all like.
Ocean: hard pass!
Ricky: ngl guys, manslaughter isn't very bazinga
Noel: too controversial Ricky