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1. Amazon Standing Lamp by sikrua (orphan_account)

   Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Uzi Doorman/N
   • N & V (Murder Drones)
   • Uzi Doorman & Thad
   • Thad/V (Murder Drones)
   • Doll & Uzi Doorman
   • Doll/Lizzy (Murder Drones)
   • Uzi Doorman
   • N (Murder Drones)
   • V (Murder Drones)
   • J (Murder Drones)
   • Lizzy (Murder Drones)
   • Doll (Murder Drones)
   • Khan Doorman
   • Cyn (Murder Drones)
   • Tessa James Elliot
   • Thad (Murder Drones)
   • Yeva (Murder Drones)
   • Murder Drones Ensemble
   • Rebecca (Murder Drones)
   • Nori Doorman
   • Chad (Murder Drones)
   • Alice (Murder Drones)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • nori stays dead though
   • Drug Addiction
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Smut
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Uzi Doorman Needs a Hug
   • Cinnamon Roll N (Murder Drones)
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • Eventual Relationships
   • I Don't Even Know
   • Underage Drinking
   • Underage Drug Use
   • Underage Kissing
   • Underage Smoking
   • Asexual J (Murder Drones)
   • POV Third Person
   • Author Projecting onto Uzi Doorman (Murder Drones)
   • we need help chat
   • Self-Harm
   • Mild Blood
   • Autistic Uzi Doorman
   • go fuck yourself i stand by that
   • Accidental Drug Use
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • every that is said to happen WILL happen.
   • Major Character Injury
   • Character Death
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Break Up
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
   • in conclusion we are NOT healthy

   Summary

   I get so drunk I can barely see
   Hit me now before this gets too cute
   Don't make me beg in this hotel room
   You'd think it'd get a lot easier without you

   A top-heavy Amazon standing lamp's
   The only light left in my life

   …

   Uzi Doorman went by many names. Khan’s daughter, freak, loser, weirdo, addict, druggie, cunt, bitch, asshole. You get the picture.

   What she was never called before was… friend, maybe even lover? Until two new kids came to school, twin brother and sister, N and V. V was pretty but honestly a bitch, N… wasn’t bad looking… wait-what?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   64,071

   Chapters:

   24/27

   Comments:

   359

   Kudos:

   410

   Bookmarks:

   62

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