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Anonymous ??/??/??(Fri)20:08:18 No.195402377
>be me
>born in a shack in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere
>mom had me with some guy she ran away with
>family disowned her
>guy turns out to be a drunk who beats us up every day
>mom takes me and runs
>aunt on mom’s side takes us in out of pity
>mom dies, now aunt’s family is stuck with me
>other kids give me shit, tell me to kill myself
>aunt’s son, my cousin, is literally the complete opposite of me, smart, talented, loved by everyone
>can’t hate him because he’s the only person who treats me decently
>jealous of him until he stands up to the kids bullying me
>end up really looking up to him instead
>decide I’d do anything for him
>cut to a few years later: cousin has big dance performance coming up
>(kinda gay but he’s still a chad so w/e)
>whole family goes to watch, me included
>family’s loaded so we got balcony seats
>see cousin come on, start screaming and jumping like a retard
>performance gets about half an hour in
>suddenly people start freaking out
>think it’s because they’re in awe of how awesome cousin is but they start pointing at the balcony opposite ours
>suddenly see some dumbass kid about to go tumbling over the edge
>cousin notices
>suddenly pulls some anime hero shit and actually catches him
>performance is cut short
>kid has to be taken to the infirmary
>cousin just wasted an entire year’s worth of rehearsal
>little faggot grabbed cousin’s expensive-ass outfit with his dirty too-poor-for-welfare hands
>fucking livid on his behalf
>cousin has to be the golden child so obviously he can’t get mad
>vengeance must be mine
>find the little bastard alone later
>he’s so scrawny he looks like he eats nothing but plain rice
>easily kick the shit out of him
>shove him in a sack
>tie it shut
>about to hit Sackboy with a stick
>suddenly notice family’s fancy-ass coach my aunt gave me for my birthday
>...suddenly have HILARIOUS idea
>tie kid to the back of it
>get in the driver’s seat
>floor it like my alcoholic father is just ahead
>GASGASGAS.mp3
>pretty much already drive like this all the time so am an expert at not hitting anything
>joyride around the area, people start yelling
>suddenly cousin’s friend jumps in next to me out of fucking nowhere
>friend wrestles control away from me, somehow didn’t kill anyone
>turns out I’d driven right by him and my cousin
>explain to everyone that I was just trying to restore cousin’s honor
>kid broke 5 ribs and a leg but is otherwise fine
>cousin still freaks out at me
>aunt confiscates driving privileges from me
>cousin got his friend to break my arm
So I guess family is there for you UNTIL you're no longer poor and they can't pity you anymore?!?!?!?
Anonymous ??/??/??(Fri)20:10:18 No.195402388
>>195402377
Are you retarded.