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“Kunikidaaaa.”
he was use to that annoying voice, and the brunet poking him on the shoulder a million times whenever he tried to ask him something, he turned around to look at his lovely boyfriend he looked like he was practically glowing in the sunlight.
“Can we get crab,please?.”
that was the question Kunikida heard a million times a day, then again the only way Kunikida could get dazai to eat absolutely anything was to put crab in it so it was probably a good thing that he was willingly asking for food, Kunikida fake sighed for a second before saying.
“Fine.”
“Yay!,thanks!.”
dazai threw his arms around kunikidas shoulders with a big grin, Kunikida on reflex imideatly yelled.
“DAZAI GET OFF ME.”
“Nuh uh!.”
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NUH UH?.”
yosano and ranpo were sitting in the corner of the room, snickering at the interaction as ranpo turned to yosano,having put his glasses on.
“He's not even mad,he just doesn't want to admit it.”
he said whilst laughing and twirling the lollipop around in his mouth. Yosano calmly questioned.
“Admit what?.”
“That he likes men.”
he said, finishing his lollipop, yosano chuckled as she said.
“He's literally been dating dazai for the past year.”
ranpo picked up a bottle of ramune before saying.
“Yeah, he's just really deep in denial like the marianar trench times 2.”
he paused for a second before adding and holding out the aune bottle, watching as Kunikida tried to throw dazai off him whilst hiding his tomatoe red face.
“can you get the marble out for me?.”
he said whilst still grinning, yosano took the botel from him and calmly pushed the marble out.
“So who am I going to get to patch up.?”
she asked,turning to ranpo with a smirk.
“Dazai, kunikidas accidentally going to fling him into the wall and he's going to hit his head.”
and as ranpo predicted a couple of seconds later Kunikida succeeded in getting dazai off him… and he accidentally fell head first onto the window sill, causing small trickles of blood to fall from his head. Kunikida obviously felt guilty because he took about five seconds to pick dazai up and run over to yosano with obvious panic on his face. Yosano gladly took him and patched up his head with a massive grin on her face.