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MK had been hated his whole life. His gay dads hated him, random people on the street hated him, and he was pretty sure all of his friends (singular friend) secretly hated him too. He spent the few moments he was free from work to sob and cry pathetically over how much his life sucked.
One day, however, that all changed. He went to school like normal, looking down at the ground all emo-like. He got to school and was shoved to the ground.
“Look at this UGLY guy… he’s so UGLY.'' The bratty bully girl kicked him in the stomach, her giant wall of pink hair flowing in the wind.
“He’ll NEVER get bitches.” her friend joined in, pointing and laughing at him. A bunch of other kids started laughing at him as well.
He waited for everyone to leave him alone, before standing up and going to class. On the way there, he bumped into a super HOT guy with fire hair. It was his crush, the demon bull prince. His hair exploded into flames and he ran off without saying anything. ‘Just another meanie bo beanie…’ MK thought.
Once he got to class, the teacher started the lesson. “Today we’ll be transforming into our true furry forms.” he called the bully girl up and she transformed into a rabbit.
“Ugh. ew. That’s so common and not special of you.” the teacher sent her back to her seat. He called every student up to transform, most of them were common things like rabbits or cats. Some people were cooler thouhg.
Then, MK got called up.
The whole class stared at him in shock as he transformed into a super duper cool monkey demon hybrid. Then, Sun Wukong’s staff crashed through the ceiling and flew into his hand. “OH MY WORD! Youre… THE LOST HYBRID MONKEY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! WITH ALL OF SUN WUKOGNS POWER!!!!!!” the teacher gasped. The whole class started clapping, the bullies bursting into tears and yelling their apologies. MK murdered them all with the staff and left class.
“Hey noodle boy” red son winked. “Wanna go out on a super cool date or something.. I dunno”
MK blushed and giggled. “Omg… yesss… >.< im free 2nite…”
“Awesomesauce” the prince replied, then walked off.
MK was about to go home, when Sun Wukong himself flew down from the sky. “Im ur dad now,” he said.
And he lived happily ever after with his new gay monkey dads and his cool boyfriend or whatever.