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Kazuha and Heizou were taking a walk along the shores of Narukami Island.
"Hey, Heizou?" Kazuha asked.
"Hmm?"
"Can you tell me a story?"
Heizou grinned. "Once upon a time, there lived a boy who didn't know how to talk to girls. He thought they were scary and he was very, very lonely," he said dramatically.
Oh wow, he's really going at it, Kazuha thought.
"At first, the boy was too intimidated by girls, who to him were these mystical creatures. They were a completely different species who could never and would never understand him. But this boy was determined to finally get to know these mysterious creatures he called 'girls' from afar. He read books upon books, asking his friends and peers if they could teach him the 'ways of the girl.' He even wrote all his observations in his journal just to try and make sense of this foreign and strange behavior. Yet, the more he tried, the less he understood."
When Heizou saw Kazuha's smile which he was trying so hard to restrain, he continued, "One day, the boy saw one of these so called 'girls' in the wild. She was sitting all alone with no one around and he decided to make his move. With his heart pounding in his chest, he walked over to her and sat next to her, trying to muster up all the courage he could. The moment he sat down, she looked at him with a smirk. 'What does she want?' he thought. She looked so playful and mischievous. She also was quite beautiful. 'It can't hurt to just talk to her, can it?' he thought. However, when the boy tried to talk to this girl, the only thing that came out of his mouth was a string of gibberish. 'Archons, what am I doing?!' he thought, before he ran away to his room and buried his head under the covers. From that day on, he vowed to never try and talk to a girl ever again. And so the end..."
Kazuha burst out laughing. "You suck at stories."
"No, I suck deez nuts," Heizou said proudly.