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This is just my opinion, please don’t attack and don’t read if you like him.
Please don’t ship him with our Radio Demon. Like, wtf? He’s not JUST a simp, he’s built his WHOLE LIFE around him. The song with Alastor was just “Aw, he hates me now I hate him too”. And worst of all, people SHIP him with ALASTOR?!?! That’s absurd! I bet that the friend break up was something like the following:
“Alastor, I love you”
“Okay, I don’t. Now let’s leave.”
“What do you mean you don’t?! You let me hug you!”
“Because you my friend. Please stop this nonsense Vox, we have somewhere to be”
Vox grabs Alastor’s arm “No”
“No? *with radio static. what a good joke*”
“No Alastor. I love you. You must love me too. *pins him against the wall* That’s the way it’s supposed to be. We two. Together.”
“Vox. *invokes his tentacles* Leave me alone *more radio static*”
“Please Alastor. Join me. We could be the best couple in the whole fucking hell!”
“Vox, *punches him with his shadow tentacles?* Leave me alone”
“Alastor… What…?”
“I gave you my friendship… *corners him* My trust… *pins him very intimidatingly* My care… And you throw it away? Just like that? *sighs* I have known you liked me for a long time now. It is not news to me. But to betray me, grab me? It’s just pathetic. So if you want to keep your pretty little head… *scratches his screen with his nails* Forget about me. Please”
Now you may see my beliefs of him. But let’s get into something completely different.
His weakness. Bitch, please, he can buffer. That’s dumb. You throw a cup of water at him, and he dies. He’s just that bad of a character.
People believe Alastor may actually like him. This is just a rant, don’t look for logic, please. Like, I ship Lucifer and the deer. In fanon. Never real. But like believing something actually happened between these two? Apart from friendship? Bad bad. Like, I believe these two were good friends. So good friends that Alastor occasionally lets Vox HUG him. But nothing really romantic. Please.
(I'VE BEEN DOING A STORY WITH THIS)