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Andre and Cal had been sitting in andre’s basement for a couple hours now. Andre’s parents had gone out of town and like usual, they let him invite cal over to stay with him so he’s not alone.
How could they trust two teenage boys so easily confused them.
“Andre i’m so fucking bored…your boring” Cal said extending every single vowel he could. They’d done nothing but plan for zero day and cal was growing relentless. He needed to be doing something constantly and as of right now andre was playing with a switchblade while cal was staring at the ceiling laying on the floor.
“I’m not your keeper dude, finding something to do or leave” Andre says annoyed, everytime he’s over for an extended period of time the same thing happens. He should know how this plays out by now.
“Wait andre holy shit…we should smoke..” Cal says sitting up excitedly. He knew andre was never really a smoker, and neither was cal, but he had it on him knowing he’d be bored, and thought it would be fun. “Cal, what? That’s so fucking dumb” Andre says while rolling his eyes at cal. Cal frowns but knows that andre can never actually say no to him so he grabs the bag and the rolling papers and gets to work quickly.
30 minutes later, Calvin Gabriel and Andre Kriegman are flying high. They both had a low tolerance so they both got high pretty quickly. “This is so much fun isn’t it andre? I know you loooooove ittt” Cal says extending the O and I while poking andre in the ribs not stopping even when andre is batting him away.
And Cal gets another “brilliant” idea.
“you look so pretty!” Cal says laughing. Cal got the idea to go to his parents room and do andre’s make up. Cals little sister has done his own make up a couple times and cal wanted to put andre to the test. Somehow andre let cal do his full make up and put one of his mom’s dresses and heels on. Andre hasn’t ever enjoyed something less, but let cal continue seeing how giddy he was, even if they were high as hell.
“I look like a faggot calvin.” Andre says in a serious tone. “I think you look like a pretty princess” Cal says as a rebuttal but andre can’t do anything but laugh. They sit like this for hours laughing their asses off hoping someone would come up with their next plan of something to do.