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-Scout: "Straight", I can see him being slightly into men but swears likes women and only women. He def radiates Aries vibes
-Soldier: Asexual, ain't no way he's into people sexually (even though he's so cute with Zhanna), I can see him being either a Taurus or Leo
-Pyro: Also asexual but I can also see them being poly but only with women. I feel that they don't like men in general but women are very comforting. Most def a Scorpio, which is ironic cause they're so fire obsessed
-Engie: Either pan or gay, can't really decide. Gives me Libra energy. Also can't stop picturing him being so buff cause of the vids that I keep coming across on Tik Tok and Youtube, plz help
-Heavy: Def gay. Refuse to hear anyone tell me otherwise. Also def a Taurus
-Demo: Pan, constantly makes fun of Scout for being "straight". Probably a Sagittarius or Leo, he's got the confidence for it
-Medic: Also pan, but probably has a preference for men. He's either a Scorpio, Aquarius, or Sagittarius
-Sniper: Bi, probably prefers women over men. Def Capricorn vibes
-Spy: Also bi but no real preference. Homie has to be a Cancer, he IS a crab after all