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Once upon a time Santa and Sans the skeleton pirate were on their pirate ship, riding the calm and quiet waves. Suddenly Santa’s phone buzzes.
It's a message from Mrs. Claus, it says ''Hey bby, where you at? ;)’’
''Crap.'' Santa mutters under his breath
''What's wrong?'' Sans asks with a hint of concern in his voice
''I forgot I have a magic tournament with my wife, or ex-wife.'' Santa states as his grip around the ship’s steering wheel tightens
''You haven’t told her that you signed the divorce papers yet, have you?'' Sans smiles softly before continuing. ''How hasn’t she noticed? We’ve done so much together!''
''Like the time we drew each other?'' Santa asks
''Exactly.'' Sans answers. ''Or the time we raced.''
''That was so fun!'' Santa smiles. ''Only thing I did with Mrs. Claus was play tennis and sing karaoke.''
''She sounds boring…'' Sans says and yawns, covering his mouth with his boney hand.
''If you’re tired I can take over the ship for the night.'' Santa gently offers
''Yes, please.'' Sans tiredly stumbles over to their sleeping quarters.
Santa stares off into the beautiful night sky, and they lived happily ever after
Santa sighs as he grabs his phone and stares at the message before answering
''I have something to tell you.''
To be continued…