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the bad bitches shaking ass in deceli
jake: i am soooooooo tired of being single
jake: and a third wheel because you guys fucking suck dude.
riki: that sucks but like, what are we supposed to do about it?
jake: i-
jake: you are so lucky i love you or i would have thrown you out of a bus and into moving traffic a long time ago
riki: you wouldn't bc you would feel bad after
sunghoon: anw 🙄
sunghoon: jake, my bestie, my bro, my platonic soulmate
jake: ??
sunghoon: i found something to help you
jay: you mean something to ruin his life?
sunghoon: ...
sunghoon: this is why no one likes you
jake: guys? please pay attention to me?
sunghoon: ok, back to what i was saying before jay's celibate ass rudely interrupted me
sunghoon: how-get-boyfriend-easily-12-failproof-steps
jake: wtf is that?
jay: i told you, he's trying to ruin your life
jungwon: it's 6 o'clock in the fucking morning
jungwon: can you please stfu
sunoo: hyung don't press that link
sunghoon: ignore him
sunghoon: you can use it on that guy you're always staring at in 5th period
jake: who??
sunghoon: you know who i'm talking about jake
sunghoon: you're always staring holes into the side of his head
jake: i don't
jake: i think you're extremely delusional bestie
sunghoon: riki
sunghoon: what's his name
riki: heeseung hyung?
jay: hold on hold on hold on hold on
jay: you like LEE HEESEUNG?????????????????????
jake: i don't fucking like him
jake: sunghoon is lying!
sunghoon: i would never!
jungwon: hyung...
jungwon: you like MY BROTHER?????????????
jake: ...
jake: i'll see you guys at school
jake is offline
sunoo: the tea... 😃
riki: well, at least we know what kind of guys jake hyung is into 🤷🏼
sunghoon: he's going to use the link
jay: he won't bc he's not a dumbass like you
sunghoon: bet on it
jay: fine
sunghoon is offline
jay is offline
jungwon: they did not just bet on whether or not jake hyung will use that to seduce my brother
sunoo: they did
riki: they're just stupid like that
riki: you know the gist