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the morning usually starts with a cup of coffee, for the special lucky ones with a blowjob, and for the eldest ampore, the eldest, obviously not counting the already departed father, it starts with an alarm clock. but not a simple one, but in the form of his younger brother, who seems to have been shouting at the junior captain, A.K.A. sollux, through the phone since the morning. Were they arguing there all night? He's willing to bet that he is.
Anyway, I can't say that it's nice to hear this in the morning. although knowing the senior captain, you probably shouldn't be surprised. They all seem to be like that.
no matter how the eternal peroxidation of captors and ampores was cyclical from generation to generation, perhaps the alarm clock started playing very strongly at the right time, because looking at the clock from the phone lying near Kronus's ear, the time was 7:59
"fuck"
through and through, absolutely not a dream, he muttered, in some other universe, a high-blood and, rising from the bed, swiped his finger up on the phone and went into a personal chat with the head of the class, who wore a badge with the name "cancri vantas" on his jacket, sometimes from afar it read "cancri plunger" from which he became It was funnier, even if his eyes were bright red and it was clear that soon you would be listening to a long tedious speech. perhaps sometimes it was even comforting. you could have listened to him as much as you wanted, because you know for sure, this guy wouldn't take you to the head of educational work, it would all end with just a lecture. unlike the deputy headman, whose badge already read "porrim Maryam", and in no way from afar could you read anything that wasn't funny. you just saw her face, and you saw that she would definitely lead you through all the directors and deputies. Fortunately, she is often not very able to do this, because she seems to have taken over the paper and organization work more.
abruptly, you realize that for several minutes you were literally thinking about the topic of elders. However, it doesn't matter. Anyway, you're already late and Vantas the elder, whom Cronus was just thinking about, is already calling him back.
"Hello, chief."
"let me explain to me why the lesson has already begun, and there is no news from you, Mr. Ampora, and even more so no you in this class."
"Um, I slept a lot, I'm already getting dressed, chief, I'll definitely come to the first one."
"Cronus, it's bad to lie. you know that you live an hour away from school, even if you are already dressed and leaving, there is no way you can arrive for the first lesson."
"Okay, chief, tell them that I've been to the doctor and I'll definitely come to the second one."
"..okay, just because I respect my classmates and don't want to have a bad stigma on our entire class once again. but for this to be the first and last time."
"Yeah, I'm already running and dropping my slippers. Of course I won't do it anymore, Mr. Vantas."
after that, the beeps sounded. By the way, it looks like my brother has already left by this point. The elder no longer hears him outside the door. Okay, maybe it's really time to pack up.
He quickly puts on his school clothes and leaves the room. it would be worth having breakfast, but obviously there is little time. if the ampore does not make it to the second, then the chance of meeting with the evil badge on the porrim Maryam blouse increases by.. Em Sr. would have wondered how many percent he would increase, but first of all, he obviously has too little time for this. and secondly, I can't say that he could have done it on the whole, even if there had been time. Nevertheless, he does not understand the exact sciences well.
What the hell difference does it make? perhaps in another universe, a high-blood just runs out of the house and sits at the bus stop waiting for the bus. This will be the last one.