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A dogs breakfast

Summary:

Danny goes to clockwork for help

For Phic Phight 2024

Notes:

For the prompt:
“Even if I could change it,” Clockwork lied, “I wouldn’t.”

Little bit of a short silly fic!
I'm currently working on like, 3 other prompts rn but they're gonna be way longer, and I'm still unsure if they're all gonna connect into one story, or if they're gonna be separated into a couple different fics. Tbh I may or may not finish them on time, cause they are actively fighting me as I write them
But for now, I hope you'll enjoy this little fill to tide you over!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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"Even if I could change it," Clockwork hummed, "I wouldn't."

"That's a lie, and you know it!" Danny snarked, "This is literally life or death, C.W., there has to be something you can do?!"

"I thought you were already toeing the line between both?" Clockwork responded gently, unperturbed by the ghost child's petulant outburst.

"Oh, har har. You must think you're sooo clever, huh watch-piece?"

"Sarcasm will not endear you to me, young spark."

"Fine, OK, I'm sorry! But please!! You gotta help me!"

"You remember what happened last time I intervened at your behest, correct?"

"This would be nothing like last time." The young half ghost in front of him huffed, before tacking on, "It's just one measly little piece of paper! Barely even a blip in the course of the time-stream, surely-"

"Daniel," Clockwork cut in sharply, "I am not using my powers to help you save your homework."

"But it wasn't even my fault this time! What am I supposed to tell Lancer, that my ghost dog ate it?"

"Yes. Because that is, in fact, what happened."

"He'll never believe me, and you KNOW IT, Mr. 'I see time from above like a parade'!" He waved his hands around in mock quotes, "I'm already on thin ice with Mr. Lancer as is, and It's the end of the semester! If I don't turn this sheet in, me and my grade's are gonna be ghost-toast for sure!" He wailed, dragging his hands over his face dramatically.

"You'd probably be more like ghost-jam, if I had to hazard a guess."

"Not helping!!!"

Notes:

I was joking with my friend Sky about how clockwork is like a cat, and would knock a vase off a shelf that leads to the apocalypse and then he'd probably gaslight you into believing it was your fault (which is canon with TUE, I suppose. I have a lot of opinions on TUE)
which then led to me imagining Danny going to CW for some silly and mundane reason and Clockwork making something up and being like "You doing this thing caused the JFK assassination" to get Danny to lay off.
It'd be completely fake, but Danny can neither confirm, nor deny if what the literal master of time says about historical events is true or not.
I also like the thought of Danny being a little pest towards Clockwork, and Clockwork being extremely petty, and them just going back and forth like that. They're friends, but friends who would rip each others throats out <3

Also side note, Imagine Danny saying "C.W" phonetically like how Finn says "L.S.P" in Adventure time. This is very important to me JHDGFDGHF

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