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Adam was in bed scrolling through tic toc brain rot when Jonah nocked on his noor.
"Apples let's go to the mother fucking store across the street to get RESSES PUFFS."
adam then says:
"Ok but just after I finish skibiti toilet meets catnap epic slime surprise mommy long legs."
So after Adam was done with his low quality choice of content he gets some shorts and sandals with a hoodie.
However he forgot water was pissing from the sky and he got frostbite to his big toes on the way thare.
Once they are across the street Jonah gets one of those carts that goes EAKAEKAEAKAEAKA and goes in the store.
Jonah gets some racist puffs and Adam gets 10 FUCKING CANS OF ARIZONA TEA.
"Dude why the fuck do you need 10 cans of Arizona tea?"
"No reason."
BUT THE REAL REASON was that Adam was buying them for one dollar and selling them for two Dollars so he can make it out of the hood.
But he forgot
THAT THE BOTTLES SAY "ONLY 99 CENTS" ON THE FUCKING CANS.
At check out Jonah stares at Adam checking out his cans one by fucking one.
"Move bitch I can do it better then you."
So then Jonah proceeds to go speedy mode and checks out all 10 of Adams Arizonas.
Then they go back across the street and they make out and give anal to each other. The end.