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The woman had just kidnapped a lot of characters, she decided to kidnapped them because she wants to see their reactions to a franchise that she loves, she's seen 6 seasons of it, including the Ridonculous Race spinoff. She also wants them to watch Hira Reland's Adventure Series, and Hamada's Toy Story series.

Everybody had started to wake up, as they were unconscious by her.

"Ugh, what happened" Everyone asked themselves

"Welcome, everybody to the abandoned movie theater" The woman said to them

"Who are you?" Elsa asked her, everyone were confused by her.

"I'm Regina" She said Introducing herself to them

"Why are we here?" Aunt Cass asks Regina

"You guys are here to watch some franchises with me, first one I want to watch with you guys is my most favorite franchise, Hamada's Total Drama series" Regina said to them

"Hamada's Total Drama series, what's that?" Honey Lemon asked her

"I'll show you, once everyone gets seated, you guys can introduce to each other while I get it ready" Regina said, as she left

Everyone looks at each other nervously

"Alright, I guess I'll go first, I'm Nadya" Nadya said

"I'm Nathan" Nathan said, waving

"I'm Hilda" Hilda said, waving

"I'm Calvin" Calvin said

"I'm Doris, and no, I'm not a guy, my stupid haircut makes me look like a guy" Doris said then complained about her haircut.

[Few hours later]

Regina came back, "While you guys were introducing to each other, I found out that there's a reboot season out, and I haven't seen it yet so what better way then to watch it with all of you guys"

"Ooh that sounds so exciting" Caleb said

Priya raises her hand

"Yes, Priya" Regina asks Priya, what her question was

"Are our parents here?" Priya asks Regina

"Yes" Regina said to her

Everyone gets seated, all of them are wondering why it's called Hamada's Total Drama series.

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"Ooh, this is very exciting" Regina said, as she goes to her seat.

"This cannot be happening" Gwen said as Regina gets to her seat at the balcony

"Aw, come on guys, it's like a big sleepover" Owen said, trying to stay positive about all this.

"It's starting" Poppy squeals as it starts

Chris: It's been fifteen years since our show first aired, and we're back where it all began. This abandoned summer camp in Muskoka, Canada. Back to the run-down cabins, hungry bears, hungrier bugs, the stinky outhouse where contestants confess their secrets...

"Wait, I thought Camp Wawanakwa got destroyed" Mike said, confused because it looks like Camp Wawanakwa has been restored

Chris: And of course... Chef's disgusting food. Today, nineteen new contestants arrive. And battle to be the last one standing and win one million dollars! Someone's gonna pick this up, right? But winning won't be easy. This isn't just a reboot. It's a re-boot to the face! Crazier challenges, deadlier dares. And a writing team made up of angry monkeys who want nothing more than to see humanity fall.

"Yikes" Gwen said

"All of those sounds dangerous to me, you sure this is a kid's show?" Elsa asks Regina, who nods her head in reassure.

Chris: As always, I'm your host, Chris McLean. And this... is Total. Drama. Island!

"Wait, Chris' voice sounds different to me" Duncan said, which past contestants noticed it too.

"He sounds like Don to me" Geoff said

[Theme song]

"They ruined the awesome theme song!" Regina said, she loved the original version.

Luckily the cast didn't pay attention to the theme song so they're unaware who the three additional contestants are yet.

Chris: Welcome back! Now let's meet the victims! Ha! I mean, campers! First up, Millie!

"Oh, I'm the first camper arriving" Millie said

[Millie's audition]

Millie: In my parents' generation, to achieve fame, you had to write a novel, win a Gemmie, or cure polio. But my generation can get famous live-streaming themselves eating hot peppers and vomiting while they cry. All you need is a ring light and a wi-fi connection. So I thought, what better place than Total Drama Island to research the epic fail that is my own generation?

"Wow, just wow" Gwen said

Chris: Welcome, Millie. Just over here is fine. Next up, Axel!

"Huh?" Axel (MCSM) said, confused

"He meant the other Axel, the girl" M. Jesse whispers to Axel (MCSM)

"Oh" was all he said.

[Axel's audition]

Axel: I'm a survivalist with a primitive survival rating of nine point seven! So when the zombie apocalypse comes, I won't be scared. [grunting] But the zombies should be.

"Wait, was that me as a zombie?" Shawn asks Axel

"Yes" Axel said

Shawn gulps at that.

(Axel puts down her bag, which has everything in it; Chris is surprised by it.)

Chris: Wow. You came prepared for... everything? Over there please. Next up, Priya.

"I like her" Go Go said, already liking Axel.

"I'm next, check this out future Total Drama contestants, and past ones of course, this is how you make a good impression on the host to be in the show" Priya said, being a little cocky about herself a little bit.

[Priya's audition]

Priya: My parents are huge Total Drama fans, and have been training me my entire life! Just in case there was a reboot. My very first bungee jump was with my own umbilical cord.

(It's shows Priya's parents on the mountain where her mother had given birth to her and she giggles about it)

The grownups were either traumatized about it, angry or confused about it

"Wait, wait how'd she not get any pain from that?" Anna asked Priya

Priya shrugged, cause she doesn't know either

"We're right here" Priya's mother said, her husband just glared at them

Priya: There's nothing I'm not ready for. Scary challenges? I've done 'em all.

(Young Priya is shown running up to climb on the wall, while running away from a bear)

"Okay, I know that what they did was wrong but, I wouldn't make Priya mad this early, because despite what she went through as a kid, she loves her parents so, please don't attack them with words, you can attack them later when we're on break." Regina said, having seen the regular reboot season before

The grownups nodded, keeping note of that.

Priya: Other players? They'll all be toast! And if it haven't been for this champion right here in this room, my parents wouldn't have a motto for our motivation, which is "Be like Total Drama Champion", we call him that because he's won so many seasons, he even won a different reality show with his wife, I hope to meet him in person one day.

"Is that me?" Hiro asked himself, he could've sworn that it was him but Priya didn't say his name so he doesn't know if that's him or not.

Chris: Next up, all around fun dude, Zee!

[Zee's audition]

Zee: What's up? I'm Hezekias, but my peeps just call me Zee. Breakfast soda. [slurps] I might not be the strongest or the fastest, or like, try super-hard, or... remember what I'm talking about.

"That's his audition? How'd he get in the show?" Duncan asks himself

Zee: [laughs] Chris! My man, bring it in!

Chris: Nope. Our next camper is Ripper.

"I'm next" Ripper said

[Ripper's audition]

Ripper: There's only two things that make a man look weak. Caring about other people, and eating mild chicken wings. I don't care about anyone! And I always order my wings Bum Inferno hot! Did you know that pooping in a stranger's purse on a bus is a crime?!

"Ew!" All the past contestants said about the fact

"Why did you do that?" DJ asks Ripper

"Because there was no bathroom nearby" Ripper replied

Ripper: Yet somehow, if I drop brown crayons in my own pants, I wouldn't have a criminal record! Who's making these laws?!

"You're questioning these laws?" Chief Cruz asks him

"Yep" Ripper said to him.

Ripper: Time for beast mode! [growling]

(Ripper rips his shirt off)

"Is that necessary?" Alejandro asks him

"Yep" Ripper said

(The girl contestants aren't pleased with it)

Priya: Oh. Oh my.

Millie: Ugh.

(Zee drinks his soda)

"Where did he get that?" Anna asked her sister

Ripper: Take a long, dreamy gander, ladies. 'Cause when I win the million bucks, I'll be out of your league.

"I don't think you should overthink it, after all money doesn't buy happiness" Aunt Cass said to Ripper

All the generation of Total Drama cast disagree with Aunt Cass, but Geoff did noted that it was true.

"She's not going to be happy once she sees the original show" Regina thought to herself in worry.

Chris: I don't see a suitcase. Was that your only shirt?

Ripper: Aw, fart nuggets!

Many laughed at Ripper's demise.

"Well, I learned my lesson there." Ripper said to them

Chris: We'll find you something. Next up, Damien!

[Damien's audition]

Damien: Ay yo, ay yo, it's Damien time! I've never heard of Total Drama Island, but my friends dared me to make an audition tape, and if there's a million bucks up for grabs, count me in! How hard can it be?

(Damien's bottle in his science gear got caught on fire)

Damien: [screaming] Fire! Fire!

Everyone laughs at Damien

Some were worried about Damien, especially since he has never seen Total Drama so it's going to be hard for him.

Damien: Ay, what's up, man? I'm here for that million bucks. Where it at?

"Wait, wait, wait, you thought they would just give you the money?" Courtney asks Damien

"I thought they would, but nope I was wrong." Damien said to Courtney

Chris: We don't just give it to you. [chuckling] Y-You have seen this show before, right?

Damien: Nope! How do I get the money?

Chris: Oh-ho, you are gonna be fun. Speaking of fun, here comes Lauren!

"Wait, I thought her name was Scary Girl" Nemo said

"Oh, her name is Lauren, but we call her Scary Girl" Chef Hatchet said about Scary Girl

"Why do you guys call her Scary Girl?" Donkey asked him

"Just watch her audition tape and you'll see why" Raj said to Donkey

[Lauren's audition]

Lauren: I wanna come on the show and make a lot of new friends. And then watch them get really hurt.

(She pulled the TNT trigger and made something explode)

Lauren: Yeah. I'd like that.

Everyone got creep vibes from her

"That's why we call her, Scary Girl" Raj said to Donkey

Chris: Welcome.

Lauren: You should stop looking at me.

Chris: [covers his eyes] Well then! Let's look at our next camper. Bowie!

"Ooh, I'm next" Bowie said, excitedly

[Bowie's audition]

Bowie: I'm Bowie. And I'd be your first openly gay contestant. FYI, I'm very competitive. Swish! Last year, I was prom king, and queen. You can never have too many crowns. So, Total Drama. I'm coming for that crown.

"Technically in my favorite franchise like Hamada's Total Drama series, we already had a gay contestant, we also had a lesbian contestant." Regina said to Bowie

"Well, I still am Total Drama's first openly gay contestant" Bowie said, regardless of what Regina just said to him.

Chris: Oh! Here comes Chase!

Chase: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

"What is he doing?" Anna asked her sister

[Chase's audition]

Chase: What's up! I'm Chase! You probably know me from my livestream, [sing-song] "Three Guys and a Girl in a Beach House!" [normal] Except now it's just... [sing-song] "Three Guys in a Beach House!" 'Cause my girlfriend, Emma, out of nowhere, dumped me. Anyway, we prank each other, dare each other to eat crazy stuff, and do wicked stunts like this! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh... if you like this video, don't forget to subscribe!

(Chase's helicopter crashes)

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt" Geoff said

"Maybe she had a good reason to break up with you" Courtney said to Chase

"Oh, I did" Emma said to Courtney, confirming her theory already

Chase: Chris McLean! Let's do this! Whoo!

Chris: And next up... Emma!

Chase: What the who now?

Everyone burst out laughing

"That's funny" Fred said, still laughing

[Emma's audition]

Emma: Hey there! I'm Emma! I'd be great on Total Drama Island! I used to be part of a fun livestream with my boyfriend and his buddies doing all these crazy challenges, I'm not part of their thing anymore because my stupid boyfriend Chase is now my stupid ex-boyfriend and I am never going to see him again!

This got everyone (except the ogres of course) scared of Emma, she is someone you can't mess with.

"I like her." Go Go said about Emma.

Emma: What is he doing here!

Chase: Babe?

Emma: Ugh! [grunting]

(Emma jumps forward going to attack Chase but Chris stops her by holding onto her)

Bowie: Ooh. I like this one.

Emma: [panting]

Chris: Wow. Wow. Intense. You'd almost think we brought you both here on purpose. Up next, Mary Kate.

"Wow, I'd never see Chris stopping a fight like that" Gwen said

"Agree" Priya said

[MK's audition]

MK: Heya! Call me MK. People think you win Total Drama Island by being strong, but nah! People see that. What you need is a secret talent. Know what mine is?

Gwen's Dad: Hey, where's my wallet?

MK: Ha ha, I'm always underestimated. Ye-ah! I'm coming for that prize money.

"She's like Momakase" Fred whispers to his friends who nodded

"Who's Momakase?" Erica asked Fred, having heard him due to being near them

"She's a crazy knife lady, she may be a chef but she's also a thief." Chief Cruz said to Erica

Chris: MK, just over there, please. And now... [dreamy sigh] Caleb.

Priya: Oh my.

Emma: Heh, whoa.

(The female intern was also looking at Caleb, in fact she was so distracted that she crashed into the Dock of Shame)

"Ooh!" Everyone said, about that crash, they winced at that.

"Watch the road, er, ocean, lady!" Fred said to the female intern

"I've never seen Chris get effected by any attractive male contestants before" Sierra said, about Chris finding Caleb attractive too.

Female Intern: Wow. Sorry, I-I just, um, I've never seen anyone as handsome as you!

Caleb: No worries. Happens all the time.

"That's her excuse, that he's handsome, okay yes he is but that's not a good excuse" Prince Cody said

Zee: Wow, it's pretty clear who's gonna win this thing. Twenty bucks on that guy.

"I don't think you should bet, I mean anything could happen on this show" Aunt Cass said to Zee

All the past contestants agree with Aunt Cass.

Priya: Betting against yourself seems wrong.

"See?" Aunt Cass said, agreeing with Priya

Zee: Dis-o-gree. If I win, I get the million. But if I don't win, and he does... I make twenty bucks.

Chris: Our next two players came as a package deal. All the way from Northern Alberta... Wayne and Raj!

Raj: Dude... imagine winter time. This lake turning to ice.

Wayne: Biggest hockey rink ever, bro!

"You guys play Hockey?" Riley asks them

"Yeah, we do" Raj said to her

Raj and Wayne: [laughs]

Raj: Sup, man? We're here, eh?

Chris: Boys, your team is over there.

Wayne: Aw, sweet. Thanks, coach. Guess that makes this the other team, then. Whatcha think, Rajie?

Raj: I'd be more impressed with a clogged toilet.

Ripper: Oh yeah? Well... you two aren't... you're both... l-look out, 'cause...

Raj: Oh no! I think this half-naked one's broken. [laughs]

Wayne: Oh, be nice, Rajie. Maybe it's his first day with a new mouth hole.

(Raj and Wayne laughs)

Ripper: [growls]

(Ripper goes to attack them but Axel stops him)

Axel: Save it for the game.

Ripper: Don't tell me what to do.

Axel: [growls]

Ripper: I'm gonna save it for the game.

"Whoa!" Kristoff said, as most of them are now scared of Axel

Chris: Our next camper is a bit of a big deal. Welcome... Nichelle LaDonna.

Nichelle: Yes, hi! It's me!

Bowie: Nichelle LaDonna? Star of the hit show "Hot Teen Ninja Detective Squad".

Emma: I loved her in "Gorgeous People High".

Priya: Be cool. Be cool. Be cool! OMG, I am literally the biggest fan ever!

Nichelle: M'kay.

"Oh, she's a famous star" Anna said

"You took it very well" Aunt Cass said to Nichelle about how she handled her fans.

(Confessional; Priya)

Priya: That was not cool.

(Confessional Over)

Chris: Our next arrival is Julia.

[Julia's audition)

Julia: So, little bit about me. I think this show is such an amazing platform for me to share my personal light and positive energy with the world. I'm an influencer. A Mandy Bellville brand ambassador, and a proud citizen of Mother Earth. I can't wait to embark on my Total Drama journey of self discovery, live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink the wild air. Crystals are real. Prayer hands emoji.

Some people were skeptical about Julia

Chris: Welcome, Julia. You can join the others--

Julia: Sorry, could you... thanks. "Growing. #MyJourneyBegins."

"She brought her phone to the island?" Mike said to Zoey

Chris: Um, remember the legal blah-blah contract you signed? There was that bit about no phones on the island?

Julia: But, how am I supposed to grow as a person if I'm not telling my followers I'm growing as a person?

Chris: That is a question for someone who cares about that question. Give Chef your phone, please.

Julia: Fine. I'm stronger than you think.

(Julia put her phone in the box that Chef is carrying)

Chris: Wonderful. Now, all your phones.

(Julia puts all her phones she hid in the box)

Julia: That's it. I swear on the planet.

Chris: On the planet, huh?

(Chris uses the scanner and it beeps on Julia's chest)

Chris: Wow.

(Julia puts it on the box)

"How many phones does she have?!" Fred asks himself, despite that Julia answers him anyways, "A Lot" she said

Julia: Bye, babies! Don't worry. Mommy will be back for you.

Chris: Don't fret. Your phones will be safe. At the bottom of this lake!

(Chef tossed the box full of Julia's phones into the lake)

Julia: [screams]

"Welp, hope you're parents have fun paying for the massive phone bills that you'll have" Nathan said, causing Nadya to hit him, "Ouch, rude"

Julia glares at Nathan

Wayne: That move was so cold, you could hang ball caps on my nipples.

Chris: Our last three campers are, Harley, Ariana and Hiroja Hamada

(The cruise boat came showing three people, Harley looked exactly like Hiro but he's busy on his phone, Ariana and Hiroja looks like a female version of him in two ways, Ariana is a girly girl type while Hiroja is a tomboy girl type)

Everyone couldn't believe their eyes, that's what they look like

"That's why it's called Hiroja Hamada's Total Drama Island!" Regina said in realization

[Hamada triplets' audition]

Hiroja: Hi, I'm Hiroja, My siblings would be great on Total Drama Island, my brother, Harley is obsessed with social media so my sister and I agree to put him, and ourselves in Total Drama, to show him that social media is not good for him, Harley may be the first out of the three of us out but I'm more mature enough to know that social media is bad for you, like how is he going to get a girlfriend and make his future if he's too busy putting his face on his phone all the dang time.

Ariana: Hi, ya'll Ariana here and I think I should be in Total Drama Island because, our brother Harley is obsessed with social media, so my sister and I decided to put him and ourselves in the show, it's going to be fun!

Harley: Hi, I'm Harley, I'm a guy who goes to social media for stuff, I like yoga, I watch videos even watch an influencer influence people online, everyone says that I'm "obsessed" with social media, but I'm not, period.

"Aw, they care about him" Mabel said, awed that his sisters are worried about him.

"I don't know anybody in our family having these three" Aunt Cass said

"Maybe there's another family named Hamada" Honey Lemon said to her

Chris: Welcome, girls and Harley.

(Harley was texting online)

Chris: Seriously, did anybody told you that you can't bring you're phone to this island?

Ariana: We did, he just didn't listen, literally

Hiroja: See, what we mean by he's obsessed with social media.

Harley: I'm not obsessed.

"Is it too late to get the box back from under the sea?" Wasabi asked Chef

"Probably" Chef Hatchet said to Wasabi

Chris: Yeah, we see. Uh, is it too late to bring the box back?

(Chef nods his head)

???: Like I'm letting you take my son's phone away, which by the way, cost me $100,000 for that phone.

"Wait, who said that?" Brody asked

"$100,000?! That's mega expensive!" Nathan said

"You've gotta be rich in order to get one of those" Chief Cruz said

Chris: Who said that?

???: I did.

(Everyone looks on the other side of the dock and sees Hiro Hamada, who's all grownup now as it's been 13 years since he was last seen on the show)

"Hiro?!" Aunt Cass and Hiro's friends exclaims at the sight of Hiro as an adult.

Everyone now knew who Priya was talking about now, "He's the one that Priya was talking about"

Chris: Hiro Hamada, how long has it been?

Hiro: 13 years to be exact.

Chef: What brings you back here?

Hiro: I'm here, to take this [takes Harley's phone]

Harley: Hey!

"Good, now Harley can focus in the game" Priya said

Everyone agreed with her

Hiro: Can't have my son participate if he's stuck on his phone, after all when I was on the show I didn't bring my phone on this island.

Chef: True that.

Hiro: And you're sisters didn't bring their phones, plus I want to see how these newcomers will work out, then after the first elimination I'm leaving, either alone or with one of you three.

Chris: Good point.

(Chef hands out the team flags)

Chef: This team is the Ferocious Trout. This team, the Frogs of Death. Your teams will compete head to head in challenges. If your team wins, you're all safe.

Chris: The losing team, however, will attend a marshmallow ceremony at the fire pit, where they'll vote on which team member is the loseriest loser of the losers. And that person is eliminated, will immediately head to the Dock of Shame and be flown home by the Drone of Despair. Or in Hiro's triplet kids' case, be going home with their father.

(Hiro is on the phone with someone)

Chris: [sigh] I get such joy seeing you accomplish nothing except hurting yourselves... for my entertainment.

Damien: Sorry. [laughs nervously] How are we, uh, getting hurt?

Chris: [aside to Chef] He's never seen the show.

Chef: Oh, that poor, poor, sweet child.

Chris: You'll find your cabins marked with your team flag. Go get settled. We meet at the beach in one hour for your first challenge. Questions?

"So, if Hiro is the father of Harley, Hiroja and Ariana then who's the mother?" Honey Lemon asked, as she noticed that the mother is not mentioned.

"You'll have to watch the original version to find out" Regina said, though she doesn't know herself.

Ripper: Are the cabins co-ed? [giggles] Ow!

Everyone laughs at Ripper's demise again

Axel: Can I vote now?

Millie: I assume challenges get postponed if it's too hot?

Scary Girl: Can I switch to the team that has "Death" in the name?

Damien: Are we getting hurt?

Zee: Ah, what if I don't have a question?!

(Airhorn blows, Chris is shown wearing earmuffs)

Chris: Time's up! No more questions. Beat it.

"Did he hear any questions?" Elsa asks Chef, he just shook his head.