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joojoo created a group
joojoo changed the name to ‘l00nyt00nz’
joojoo added illie , jiseuk , and 3 more
joojoo
waddup dok
*bites carrot*
susu
jooyeon, its literally 3 am
we have work tomorrow
jiseuk
w-w-we-well su-hyu-hyu-hyungie--
susu
no
sleep
both of you
joojoo
u no fun
illie
tbh you guys should sleep
we have a literal shoot tomorrow
jiseuk
booo
joojoo
yea bOooo
minnie
we already have a gc anyways
wtf do we need another for??
jiseuk
this is the l00z t00z chit chat square
minnie
why did i ask-
joojoo
yea,,, but i also found out some tEa
aaaand i wanna spill it for yall
bUt ofc its too hotttt for the
REGULAR and B O R I N G gc
hannie
huh??
why is joo awake rn?
joojoo
why specifically me???
hannie
cuz ur gonna wake up late anyways
why are you gonna make it worse-?
joojoo
did you not read my previous message
my little guitar boi friend???
hannie
fine! fine, whats the tea
minnie
yea spill it then we sleep
jiseuk
u usually love tea seungmin
what happened??
minnie
2 tired tbh
susu
im still confused tho
what does this have to do with looney toones??
joojoo
nothing
why would it be to do with looney toones??
pfft thats so silly hyung
illie
JUST SPILL THE TEA!!!!!
joojoo
ehm eHM
i saw something earlier this evening
when i got up to go to the bathroom
a ✨️sEcRet rOndEvU✨️ in a way
illie
rendezvous***
joojoo
sorry
wtf
is that
word ???
illie
it means two or more people meeting up at a time or place
a rendezvous
jiseuk
that spelling feels illegal
illie
its french
joojoo
ohh that makes sense
im too tired
how tf do you say it??
jiseuk
ren-dez-vous
illie
no, actually-
i dont know how to say it in french,
but in english its pronounced as ron-deh-vu
joojoo
KFNAKDJKS
im way too tired for this
I SAW A SECRET MEET UP!!!!!
between two peoples
in the kitchen
susu
and this is important how--?
joojoo
it wasnt just a meet up between people
it was also between…
L I P A
jiseuk
dUA LIPA WAS THERE?!?!?
WTF WHY DID NO ONE INVITE ME??
minnie
you like dua lipa, jiseok??
jiseuk
NOT REALLY BUT IF SHE APPEARS IN MY KITCHEN
I WANNA BE THERE
susu
tbh same
that would be crazy
joojoo
!!!MY BAD THAT WAS A SPELLING MISTAKE!!!
jiseuk
aw shucks
joojoo
what i meAnt to say was…
a meet up between
*drum rolll*
lips!!
illie
wait what?
joojoo
i saw two people kissing in the kitchen
i just said that, keep up hyung
jiseuk
its okay, hes old
illie
????
susu
like.. two members?? in the group??
joojoo
gotta stick up a pride flag tomorrow
show ma support
jiseuk
yezz
gotta proof the love ovda gayz!!
susu
who was it?
minnie
you dont sound supportive, jungsu-hyung
susu
huh?? no, no
i do support
it just surprised me
joojoo
yesss
caught off guarddd
illie
who was it, jooyeon?
joojoo
should i sayyy??
idkkk
maybe i should ransom the information~~
hannie
do they know you saw them?
joojoo
tbh i dont think so
ohhh waitt
im probably freaking them out!!
IM SORRY GUYS
illie
you should probably message them separately to sort it all out
susu
whoever it is wont be active tho
itll be obvious
illie
then..
we will all stop messaging for five minutes
minnie
we could sleep?
illie
lets stay up for five minutes
just to let jooyeon talk to the couple
they can decide if they want us to forget about it
or if they want to come out now
minnie
oh alright, thats a good idea
joojoo
ill report back soon!!
*salutes*
alrighty kitchen kissers, lemme make a gc!!
jiseuk
pfft- ““kitchen kissers””
--- 5 minutes later ---
joojoo
AAAAND THE VOTES ARE IN!!!
minnie
finally, what did they say?
joojoo
they dont wanna come out right now
theyre both a bit nervous about it tbh
they want to, but they also want to work up to it
so theyve asked me to relay this message:
“please let us come out at our own pace,
“and dont try to guess and analyse to find us”
jiseuk
awww
i was so curious
illie
tbh same :/
joojoo
hehe
only i get to know~~
hannie
the couple also know
so only three of us dont know
susu
okay,
so to recap,
there is a closeted couple within the group
and only joo knows who they are
minnie
this feels like a recipe for disaster
susu
my thoughts exactly
joojoo
itll be okay!!!
im not gonna spill their secret :<
tbh theyre so cute togetherrrr
TTCC (to the closeted couple) i think you guys are adorable together!!!
jiseuk
TTCC i agree as welll
minnie
you dont know who they are tho? lol
or do you…?
jiseuk
no i dont, but i already know they are cute together
i can just FEEL it
illie
TTCC we love and support you guys whether youre closeted or not
when your ready to come out, we will stand with open arms
susu
thats so cute gunil-hyung
i agree, we will definitely
hannie
can we sleep now? its almost 4 am
we have work tomorrow
minnie
TTCC love you guys, but screw yall for making us stay up late
illie
okay, lets sleep now guys
joojoo
im so excited idk if i can sleep!!!
minnie
you can jooyeon. you always sleep well
joojoo
eh prolly haha
gn everyone
TTCC gn <33
susu
ig ‘TTCC’ is how we communicate with them now
good nightttt
minnie
night
hannie
gn
jiseuk
sleepith wellith
illie
rest well everyone