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bunny💘🐰
purr engine💕: heyyyyy
bunny💘🐰: omg the purr engine is online
bunny💘🐰: I REPEAT
bunny💘🐰: THE PURR ENGINE IS ONLINE
bunny💘🐰: attached image (a selfie of Aphelios with a small smile on his lips, holding up a peace sign. There’s a fountain in the background, signifying that he’s at a park)
bunny💘🐰: hi ✌🥰
purr engine💕: reacted to the photo with 😍
purr engine💕: heyyyyyy handsome. u busy?
bunny💘🐰: nope. patrol is kinda boring 2nite🙄
bunny💘🐰: save me
purr engine💕: wanna call? 😘😘😘
bunny💘🐰: yes pls🥺🥺🥺
big bro🐺
lil bro🐸: sett
lil bro🐸: u gotta helo me
lil bro🐸: help me
lil bro🐸: PLEASEE
big bro🐺: helo
big bro🐺: what is ti this time
lil bro🐸 reacted to big bro🐺 with 🖕
lil bro🐸: replied to big bro🐺: ti
big bro🐺: pls dont tell me u broke the coffee maker
big bro🐺: again
lil bro🐸: okay
lil bro🐸: first of all
lil bro🐸: that was kayn
lil bro🐸: i just happened to be there at the scene kf the crime
lil bro🐸: and was falsely accused
lil bro🐸: second
lil bro🐸: it’s not the coffee maker
big bro🐺: ez
lil bro🐸: listen
lil bro🐸: how was i supoose to know
lil bro🐸: that the toaster
lil bro🐸: is busted
lil bro🐸: when NO ONE LEFT A FREAKKING NOTE ON IT?????
big bro🐺: pls tell me u didnt set the house on fire
lil bro🐸: dude the thing just EXOPLODED ON MY FACE
lil bro🐸: the house is still standing
lil bro🐸: me?
lil bro🐸: i think the floor just made out w me
lil bro🐸: u think kayn will be jealous if i told him that?
big bro🐺: dude
big bro🐺: r u sure ur brain is not fried
lil bro🐸: SWTT
lil bro🐸: SETT
big bro🐺: fine ill buy a replacement on my way home 🙄
lil bro🐸: MY HERO
lil bro🐸: 🛐🛐🛐
big bro🐺: but fr tho r u ok???
lil bro🐸: i think i lost a brow
lil bro🐸: theres a black hole on the counter and i drew a smiley face on it so that it looks less intimidating
lil bro🐸: but other than that
lil bro🐸: im fine
lil bro🐸: attached image (the image portrays a charred toaster with soot surrounding it on the wall and countertop. The plug where the power cord was connected is also charred. There’s an attempt to replicate Rhaast’s smiley face drawn next to the toaster)
lil bro🐸: attached image (a selfie of Ezreal with his face partially covered in soot and with parts of his green hair burnt. He does not look amused in the photo)
big bro🐺: reacted to the photo with 🫡
big bro🐺: replied to lil bro🐸: idk if i shud laugh or
big bro🐺: AINTNOWAY.gif
lil bro🐸: reacted to big bro🐺 with 💀
lil bro🐸: SJHFKAAPPAOSXIRRR
son
dad: kayn
dad: are you and aphelios busy?
son: just got done chasing after a grimm
son: y
dad: look across the road 😁
dad: up for a midnight snack?
son: sante
son: STOP STALKKNG US
son: phel said hes not hungry
dad: wdym the hospital i’m working at is literally down the street!
dad: cmon
dad: my treat 😊
son: on our wya
best mom🫶
#1 demon weapon🌙: yone
#1 demon weapon🌙: do u happen to be at the groceries rn?
best mom🫶: Yes Alune. Do you need something?
#1 demon weapon🌙: wellllll
#1 demon weapon🌙: i was wondering
#1 demon weapon🌙: if u can buy
#1 demon weapon🌙: a box of oj?
#1 demon weapon🌙: pretty pleaseeeeeee?🥺🥺🥺
best mom🫶: We still have orange juice in the fridge, Alune.
#1 demon weapon🌙: yeah but kayns drinking straight from the source!
best mom🫶: There’s an fresh box of orange juice inside the cabinet under the sink at the very back.
#1 demon weapon🌙: wait
#1 demon weapon🌙: holy shit
best mom🫶: Language.
#1 demon weapon🌙: THERES LITERALLY AN ENTIRE STASH OF FOOD UNDER HERE????
best mom🫶: Those are for the rainy days. Don’t tell anyone.
best mom🫶: And please don’t tell Ezreal where I’m hiding his favorite biscuits.
#1 demon weapon🌙: uh
#1 demon weapon🌙: about that
best mom🫶: Alune.
best mom🫶: Why have you forsaken me.
#1 demon weapon🌙: THANKS MOM LOVE U 😘😘😘 -ez
FRAUD WATCH 🤡🤡🤡
THE Boss💪🥵: happy six years guys! 🧡
MOMMY?? SORRY🛐: Happy six years!
MOMMY?? SORRY🛐: Okay WHO keeps changing my name?
MOMMY?? SORRY🛐 removed their nickname.
Kayn😈😈😈: holy shit six years already???
THE Boss💪🥵: thats what IM SAYING!!!
Yone: Time flies.
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: time-flies-when-you-re-having-fun.gif
Doctor Muscles👨⚕: happy sixth! 💛💛💛
A Luna🌙: six whole years with the worst roommates ever 🥰🥰🥰
Kayn😈😈😈: oh pls we all know IM ur favorite roomie
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: uhm no??
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: thats clearly me???
Meister PRANKSTER 🌚 : ????????
Meister PRANKSTER🌚: 🥳🥳🥳
A Luna🌙: no
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: ???
Kayn😈😈😈: ???
Doctor Muscles👨⚕: @THE Boss💪🥵 how’s the trip?
Doctor Muscles👨⚕: haven’t heard from u in a while
THE Boss💪🥵: doing great! got one part of the job done
THE Boss💪🥵: aint as clean as i wanted it to be tho
Yone: ?
Doctor Muscles👨⚕: ??
THE Boss💪🥵: cant say much
THE Boss💪🥵: protocols sorry
THE Boss💪🥵: BUT
THE Boss💪🥵: if things go as planned these next couple o days
THE Boss💪🥵: ill be back in time 4 ez’s graduation 😎
Doctor Muscles👨⚕: gotcha gotcha
Doctor Muscles👨⚕: NOTED.gif
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: U BETTER BE 😠
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: or else im doing all of this for NOTHING
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: deskchan.gif
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅 changed Yone’s nickname to MOTHER HEN🐔⚔️
THE Boss💪🥵: aye cap! 🫡
Meister PRANKSTER🌚: 🤨🤨🤨
THE Boss💪🥵: 😗😗😗
Meister PRANKSTER🌚: 🙄
THE Boss💪🥵: 🤗😘
Meister PRANKSTER🌚: 😵
Kayn😈😈😈: CAN U 2 STOP FLIRTING FOR 5 FUCKING SEXONDS?????
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: sum1s jealous 🤭🤭🤭
Kayn😈😈😈: i will haunt u in ur dreams
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: u can haunt me anytime bb 😍😍😍
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: flirty-wink.gif
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: i mean what
THE Boss💪🥵: what
Meister PRANKSTER 🌚 : what
A Luna🌙: attached image (a blurry photo of kayn blushing. He’s standing outside the entrance of a convenience store, eyes wide as he reads something on his phone)
ezREAL as it gets😻😘💅: replying to A Luna🌙: LMFAOOO IS HE BLUSHING??????
Doctor Muscles👨⚕: LOL
MOTHER HEN🐔⚔️: Look who’s flirting now.
Kayn😈😈😈: replied to A Luna🌙: run.