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Boombox and skateboard were hanging out as usual at the skatepark (slingshit couldnt come bc uh er he too busy being a catbot at his cafe) and skateboard kept looking at him weird
“Skate what do you want. Why. Why do you keep lookingat me like that.” Boomballs asked... “Cause boombutt. I found this really cool place we could go.....its really really phun..” skatebrdhn snickered.... Biombajx was suspicious but anywyas “Okay lets go” He said.
Skateboard grinned at him like the fuckign ltitle peuce of shit he is.. and then he skated off. Wow! What a fuckign BITCH! boombah thought before running after...
Anywyas theyre at the casino now after like 27737383 years pf runnjng. “Look..... fun place called CSINO, bxoonbal.” Sjaktenosrd said. Boombox was AMAZED .... there wasere so many coloors..... he was sl halopy he ran into the building instantly with skateboard rushing afyer..
Skateboard showed him a bunch fi gammes there,, and they had alot of fun.
After. A few hours skatebaord finally said.. “Hey boombutt. We should probably start heading back its hetting late you green big phat forehead fuck...” Skateboard Sighed... But boombox shook his head, “Skate you can go home ill head back in a bit”
That was a lie.
Skatebahors didnt see boombox for days, and him abd slingfart decided to call boomballs a few times, boomboz didnt pick up... and finally, smateboard realized.
“Slingshit. WE NEED TO GO TO CSINO!!!!!!!!” Skatebaord screeched, realizinf his mistake. “What-huh-“ sslinfshot was confused, “WE NEED TO GO LIKE. RIGHT NOW!!!!” Skateboard yelled
“Like right now?” Sligmhsit questioned,
“CANT YOU HEAR ME SLINGSHART!!! RIGHT NOW-RIGHT NOW!!! THATS WHAT I MEAN! WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOWNTHJS INSTANT!!” Skatebaord screamed. So slingshot got up feom his spot onnthe couch and pulled out his slingshot from idk. Prolly his ass.
“OKAY LETS GO THEN!!!!” Slignshot shouted and then Couldnt Catched his Me before running off.... skateboard got onto his board and skated after..
They finally gottbhere and entered CSINO, lookinf around the casino until skateboard spotted a fmailsr green demon. “BOOMBUTT!!!!!” Skateboard screamed, running over to him... “BOOMBOX YOU LITKE BITCH!!” He screamed again, grabbing boombox bu the shoulders and shaking him while slingjsit watched wih concern.
boomballs SHOVED skateboardj. “GET THE PHUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! I NEED- I MEDD TO GAMBLE SHARTBOARD!” Boonvaut instantly went back to his game.... Slingshit sighed, shaking his head before putting his hand onto sjateboard’s lshoudler... “Skate.. You know what we gotta do.....” slingshart said. Skateboard started cryingg. “OKAY😭😭”
The two grabbed boombus and dragged him out of the casino. Boombhalls was screaming yelling cryinf while kicking at the two. “STFU BOOMBALLS THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!” Slignshot screeched before dropping boombox on the floor. Skatebaofd pulled iut rope (WHERE TF DID HE GET THAT) and staryed to tie boobmox up on the floor.
Boobmox was CRYING. “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭NOOOOOOOOOOO😭” he screamed. Tears and snot ran down his face as his visor kinda bashed into thw fucking concrete. slingshot ran inside the casino N after a few minutes ran back out.
“SKATEBAORDX CLICK THE BUTTON!!!! WE NEED TO GET IUT OF HERE FAST!!” Slskgunshto screamed, picking up his slingshot and Better dodged.
Skatebaord picked up boombhutt (wtf how) and hopped ontk his baord and started skating away as fpgast as possible before he pulled out a button thingy and pressed the big red button in the middle after he felt leik they wee far enough.
THE FUCKIGN CASINO BLEW UP, KILLING EVERYONE INSIDE THE BUILDING.
Boobmox screamed and cried, and then slignshot and smateboard finally decided it was time hthey got him a fuckign therapist.