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It was not uncommon for Takeshi to spend a considerable part of his day saying that Kentaro would not become his wife, something very sad and frustrating for the second boy, but that day as he left school, Kentaro came up with a solution to the problem.
So as soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Kentaro went to Takeshi's direction, placing his arms around his shoulders attentively and said:
"Takeshi if you insist so much you can be the wife and I'll be the husband, but I still want to cook our dinners, I have so many ideas."
"For the last time Kentaro: You are a man. I am a man. YOU WILL NOT BE MY WIFE, YOU WILL BE MY HUSBAND!"
The last part of the sentence being much louder than Takeshi intended it to sound, but not as loud as Ketaro's response:
"Yes Takeshi! A thousand times yes!"
"What?"
"Well it's not exactly how I thought your marriage proposal would be, but it was beautiful nonetheless, I can't wait to tell our future children how you could barely contain your emotions and started screaming that I would be your husband on this fateful occasion!"
"That's not what I meant! And the only emotion I couldn't contain was anger and frustration at your nonsense!"
"Details, details. So what do you think is better, a May wedding or a June wedding?"
"I hate my life."
"You're a terrible liar my dear, that's something I'm going to tell our children too."