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    (𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢’𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫)

    “What’s your type?”

    “Tall, dark and handsome. Who’s your favourite Sanrio?”

    “Pompompurin”

    “You basic bitch—”

    You didn’t know being constipated was an unspoken rule that led you to be in Jujutsu Kaisen. Neither did you know you would have a special-grade companion, plushie-triggered curses and being naturally born with positive energy.

    How hard can it be?

    (𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐎-𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍)

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