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1. Talking Zombies No Laughing by MeliaeCinisNMors

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Mystery Characters - Character
   • Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia Ensembles (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Special Division for Unusual Powers Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Original (Background) Characters
   • Lotsofotherpeople
   • Self-Harm
   • more tags will be added
   • Torture
   • Character Death
   • Drug Withdrawal
   • Lab Experiment
   • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
   • Slow Burn
   • Minor Alcohol Addiction
   • Insomnia
   • Gay Sex
   • Eventual Smut
   • Port Mafia Boss Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Assassin Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • omg that’s a tag???
   • abilities
   • Corruption scars
   • Regular scars
   • Alternate Reality
   • Potentially other ships (undecided)
   • Getting Together
   • Illegal marriage
   • The flags
   • Human as Government Property
   • Some characters DO live
   • others don’t lol
   • Chuuya has a different last name
   • Making Out
   • Dazai-Typical Suicide Attempts (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Child Abuse
   • Time Skips
   • Mainly focused on Soukoku
   • not canon
   • Chuuya never meets the Sheep
   • or most people really
   • Fascination with life and death
   • Imma try for Dazai-centric
   • No Beta: We die like life sucks (it does)
   • Angst
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Depression
   • Suicide
   • Dissociation
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Light Novel spoilers! Quite a few!
   • Probably ooc
   • They/them pronouns for Architect
   • Rats in the House of the Dead (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • BSD: Tales of the Lost (video game) characters
   • Mystery? Some suspense ig
   • very little smut
   • He/him they/them pronouns for Yumeno Kyusaku/Q
   • It’s a lot more fluffy than the tags make it seem
   • Hunting Dogs (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Decay of Angels (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Cussing
   • Bad spelling & grammar (will fix eventually)
   • The Author is Procrastinating
   • Mixing up Kouyou and Kyoka last names with first names
   • Dehumanizing a child (Q)
   • Abuse
   • Murders and deaths btw
   • Basically hurt/no comfort at the end but ONLY in the end (for skk at least)
   • Not enough room for tags and warnings so in later chapters will add them in notes

   Summary

   Dazai Osamu is not one who cares for anything, finding solace only in death. However, after finding the body of his very much murdered doctor-turned boss, Dazai becomes curious. He decides to stick around for a while to figure out who committed such a crime.

   Unfortunately for Dazai, this takes years longer than his suicidal-self would have liked.

    

   [Hiatus 🫤]

   Language:

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