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Kaiser was in his apartment in Germany, he had finished training and was waiting for his body to cool down a bit so he could take a bath.
So he took advantage of that moment to go to his refrigerator and take a couple of fruits to eat, he also planned to make himself a protein shake and then watch a soccer game.
It would be a quiet night, for a quiet week, before starting the soccer season again. At least he thought so, until he got a call from his friend Ness.
"What do you want?" Kaiser commented with a heavy sigh as he bit into an apple and listened to his friend Ness get a little upset "was he drunk?"
Kaiser wouldn't be surprised about that fact, the whole Bastard team and even the Blue Lock team. They went drinking, with the excuse that it was Friday and the night was young.
The blond didn't know whose bad idea it was, but it was a lousy one. Alcohol, even if it was mild, could wreak havoc on your body, didn't those idiots know that?
Sure, Kaiser sometimes had a glass of wine, but he had done his research and the only wine that made you drunk was the cheap stuff. A good quality wine from the best vintages would never do you any great harm and you could enjoy the nectar of the grapes.
Kaiser snapped out of his thoughts and remembered he was on a call with Ness, when he hears a commotion on the other line and shouting. Was someone a bad drinker?
"Sorry Michael for interrupting, but Isagi had too much to drink and is shouting your name" says Ness in a very low voice.
"What's that to me?" replies Kaiser so curtly, it's not like he and Yoichi were friends or had a good relationship as colleagues.
"Michael please, I need your help. Everyone is already a bit drunk, there are only three of us who are conscious and we need help. If Noa finds out we are going out in a week...."
Kaiser leaves Ness alone talking for a few seconds while he eats his apple and then goes back to the phone" Fine, but you owe me one. It's not like I'm a drunk babysitter."
He hangs up the phone before Ness starts crying gratefully and via GPS looks up the current address of those fools.
Goodbye to your bath of hot water and roses.
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Kaiser arrives at the small bar, which was very close to the club where they trained and sees Alexis, Yukimiya and an amused Hiori dealing with the matter.
"They sure know how to have fun, assholes" was Kaiser's only answer, but no one answered him because at that moment he had to dodge a glass jar "But... what the fuck?
"You idiot!" shouts an altered Isagi and approaches him to try to hit him "Idiot, idiot.... You're an idiot...
Kaiser stops Isagi's punching attempts, holding both arms and forming an X with them, in a way he hugs Isagi making the Japanese's back collide against his chest.
He looks for Ness with his eyes in search of an explanation.
"I'm sorry, but I kept saying your name and Hiori suggested that we call you" says Alexis accommodating Kiyora and Kurona who were asleep on the table.
Hiori smiles guiltily, although for Kaiser that smile had no guilt at all.
"Take good care of Isagi" Hiori comments with a little bow, while Yukimiya was paying the bill and Ness was helping the others in their drunkenness.
Kaiser sighs and takes Isagi, who was still kicking in his arms, to carry him to his car and lay him down in the back.
"Be a good boy and don't move" says Kaiser closing the door.
Isagi looks at him angrily and answers "I am not a child anymore, I am 21 years old.
Kaiser after sitting in his car and starting it just answers" If you weren't, you wouldn't be throwing these spoiled child tantrums.
Isagi says nothing and Kaiser can drive back home, he had no choice but to let Isagi stay there.
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Kaiser had a hard time getting off a sleeping Isagi, closing his car door and entering the house. With a weary sigh, he carefully set Isagi down on the couch.
He didn't want to know the scolding Noa would give him, if anything happened to his golden boy.
Kaiser moves away from Isagi and to his surprise Isagi himself pulls him down and kisses him.
Kaiser's eyes widen from the initial shock and then he tries to pull away from Isagi, but Isagi holds him tightly by the jacket he was wearing.
Kaiser knew that was wrong, but Isagi's lips on his moved nicely and felt warm. Kaiser closed his eyes and tried to pull away once more, but Isagi was holding him too tightly and if they kept struggling they could both fall on the couch.
Kaiser a little hesitantly followed his lead, until they were separated due to lack of air. The blond thought that would be all, but Isagi didn't wait a second and kissed him again, this time invading his mouth with his tongue.
The German groaned from the kiss, finally surrendering and it just felt so good. Isagi tasted too good, even if his breath tasted like cheap liquor.
When they separate again Isagi smiles and tells him "I'm not a child anymore."
To then fall asleep and leave a more confused Kaiser than he already was.