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Miraculous One-Shots

Summary:

My second work. God knows I don’t know what I’m doing. Will rarely be updated due to Alfred Jones One-Shots. I do not own Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. On with the crack show!

Notes:

Lord help me. I wrote this a while ago and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. Enjoy?

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Mari’s POV
“HUG ME BRING IT IN WOOOO” my phone blared. I guess Adrien is calling.
“Sup “ I answered
“Hey uh Mari?”
“Right here dude”
“Y-yeah right. Uhm I uh”
“Bro you good?”
“Yeah uhm well I guess. It’s just that…..well I have a crush on you! I-I mean I’m in love with you!”
“Oh uhm…………”
“Mari you there?”
“Y-yeah I’m here it’s just that…..God how do I tell you this…… it’s just that-“
“You don’t love me! Do you like Luka! Are you lesbian!”
“WHAT NOOOO! Adrien I’m *sigh* Adrien I’m asexual and aromantic. I don’t have romantic feelings and I don’t want to date anyone. EVER. I’m sorry you had to find out this way it’s just that….”
“No no no! Marinette DO NOT apologize! I completely understand and respect you for telling me.”
“Yay! Now let’s talk about you and l-l-l-l-lukaaaaa!”
“*scream* y’know something just uh something just came up! I have to go! Bye Mari!”