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It was a lovely day in Japan where the 6 members of wonderlands x showtime (Tsukasa, Emu, Nene, Rui, Kanon and Atsushi, and Noa i guess.) Were practicing for the big show thats happeneing tomorrow
“Hey guys, its 8:30, we have to go get dinner for the kiddos” Atsushi chimed in, reminding everyone else that hes a father of 2 now because why not??
“Ah, okay. Tsukasa, can i talk to you really quick?” Rui asked. “Uhh sure? about what?” Tsukasa replied.
“Okay so theres this fine ass baddie i pulled from tinder an-“ “NOAAAA CAN I HAVE SOME SKIBIDI SLICERS??!!” Emu asked.
”Dawg you just interrupted Ru-“ “SKIBIDI SIGMAAAA”
“Thats her bad.. we should all be heading up soon. Its getting late.” Kanon said and everyone agreed and went home.
THE NEXT DAY DURING PERFORMANCE
The perfomance was a sucess!! everyone loved it, and the group was cleaning the stage up when…
THUD
the stage goes silent for one minute UNTIL….
~I WAS A BAD GIRL. I DID SOME BAD THINGS~
Rui excitedly jumps up, “SHES HERE!” he happily squeals. “Dawg this BETTER not be your new hoe ☠️☠️” Nene replies. “Hurrh gahhs its meh joho seawahh and im here to ermm kill you all i gues” Joho says.
”What.” Atsushi mumbles, shocked because goddamn why the fuck is her forehead so huge and why does she look like motto motto from madagascar ☠️
Jojo then does her pose which everyone can snell that atrocious fish smell and pulls out the largest knife that has (what everyone hoped was just pomegranate juice and also smelled like fish) and runs up towards Emu, stabbing her twice.
“Amgia idibiks.. sk..skib…FUCK YOU JONO SIWA YO BIGGASS FORHEAD” Emu mummbles, and then dies.
“YOO SHE SAID HER FIRST WORDS!!” Rui says “You mean her last? ☠️” Noa adds on.
“WHAT THE FLIP YOU ALL ARE MAKING JOKES AND WERE ABIUT TO DIE..??” Atsushi says “WAIT!!!” rui says, “What?” Nene says..
OH MY GOD ITS… CHUUYA, AND WHOS WITH HIM? ZUCKER, DAZAI AND SAKI 😱😱😱😱
they all hop off of chuuyas awesome motorcyle but-
“IS THAT… JOJO SIWA??” Dazai screams.. “Orm mah gyatt its… DADDY DAZAI?? 😱 LETS DO OUR DANCE TOGETHER” Jojo replies.
And then.. Dazai joins forces with Jojo, who then jump chuuya (because he lowkey a bitch” “HEYY!!! DONT HURT MY FRIEND” Kanon says.
“Bro? what the fuck is you doing gang..” Dazai says as Kanon jumps on top of chuuya..
“B-b-b-because… me and chuuya are.. we are… were.. WERE DATING OKAY??!!” Kanon blurts out
and the whole stage goes quiet.
“what.” Rui says..
“Look rui im sorry bu-“
Rui grabs Emus secret Ak-47 laced with flammable powder and also gub powder.
“EVERYBODY FINNA DIE 😈😈” Rui deviously says.
by now, atsushi, nene and emu left to the hospital and Noa was sitting there recording the whole thing.
Rui then takes a pack of matches when…
OMG IS THAT JUNKO ENOSHIMA???
“wassup lamos so me and rui are like gonna finna kill yall for fun cuz like why not and also the one thing me and rui have in common is thay we both like despairr 😝😝” Junko says while watching Rui Light the canon.
“EVERYBODY RUN!!” Saki yells while Her and Noa run out.
and then…
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BOOOOMMMMM
the whole stage blows up. everyone dying expect for atsushi, noa, saki, tsukasa, emu and neen.
legend says, that when you walk past that abandoned theme park, you can still see chuuya getting jumped :3
END. (or is it???)