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1. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed by a meteorite does he become the asteroid/comet from which the meteor came? adding on, would he become the celestial body that the asteroid/comet originally came from? would he become the particles of gas and dust that created the planets and the bodies in our solar system in the first place? would he become the point of singularity that existed pre-big bang?
2. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed by a strike of lightning does he become the cloud? would he become the air itself? the imbalance of charges in the cloud?
3. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed by a guy who has lung cancer, does he inherit that lung cancer? if he then dies of lung cancer in that new body does he become a cigarette? - courtesy of my friend
4. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed by a falling tree branch does he become the tree? - courtesy of my friend
5. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed by a randomly falling rock does he become the origins of that rock? (sediment/lava)
6. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed due to his cells having a lack of ATP to use for energy because the electron carriers NADH and FADH failed to carry electrons along the electron transport chain (i forgot what it’s called) does he become FAD and/or NAD
7. alternately, if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed because of a lack of oxygen because the environment he was in lacked plants that lacked sunlight, preventing the plants from doing photosynthesis, does he become photosystem II who was unable to start the process of photosynthesis by being charged by the sun? does he become the sun who prevented the plants from photosynthesizing, creating an environment that lacked oxygen, which eventually killed fyodor who is a human being who needs to breathe?
8. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed by an earthquake does he become a tectonic plate? which one of the two would he be? does his ability prioritize certain kinds of plate boundaries over others? - courtesy of my friend
9. if fyodor dostoyevsky is killed by a brain eating amoeba (primary amebic meningoencephalitis) does he become the water that houses these amoeba?
10. if fyodor dostoyevsky dies of old age does he become time itself
11. if fyodor dostoyevsky commits suicide due to unbearable stress due to his religious trauma does he become god himself; if going by an atheist’s perspective, does he become whoever created the concept of orthodox christianity? would his ability side the religious perspective because fyodor himself is religious or is his ability agnostic? atheist? maybe even a complete separate religion unrelated to fyodor’s beliefs? is his ability a completely separate thing from him? if so, what beliefs does his ability hold?
12. if fyodor dostoyevsky hangs himself does he become the rope
13. if fyodor dostoyevsky dies due to a genetic disorder does he become his mom? his dad? (it probably depends on which parent the gene came from, right?) or does he become the first ancestor in his bloodline to have had the genetic mutation/disorder in the first place? - since that ancestor is probably dead, what happens? - courtesy of my friend
14. if fyodor dostoyevsky dies due to spontaneous combustion does he become spontaneity? does he become combustion?
15. if fyodor dostoyevsky ODs on a drug does he become the person who dealt him the drugs or the person who planted/farmed the raw materials to create it? does he become the first person to have created this drug in the history of humankind?
16. if fyodor dostoyevsky comes into contact with yukito ayatsuji and he is to become aware of dostoyevsky’s crimes (which would then cause fyodor’s death via an accident) would ayatsuji become fyodor because of the fact that the accidental death was caused by “another” or would fyodor cease to exist because it was an accident? would he just become something or someone that has the most involvement in the accident that killed him?
17. if fyodor dostoyevsky is cloned a billion times over could we technically create an immortal civilization of fyodors that could exist until the end of time, just reincarnating into different beings each time a mass extinction event occurs?
this list is incomplete. it will never be, and never can be completed.
conclusion: fyodor is the universe itself