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Danny, Or most known as "Danny Motta" Was going through a tough divorce. Since his sweetheart, Ranpo Edogaywa fell in love with Karl the raccoon. Danny was now all alone, Heartbroken at the fact. He atleast was sexy and looked extreamly fire and had tons of drip. So he could pick up some discord kittens in no time. But he had no idea how he would get one.
He decided to post a tweet to Twitter, For discord kitten auditions. Suddenly almost instantly he got hundreads of auditions to flow in. He scrolled down in his inbox to find one that would catch his eyes...
"Freddy Fazbear."
Danny felt his face flush, He clicked on the video he was sent.
"Har, har, har, har, har, har, har."
Freddy said into his microphone. Danny couldn't belive his eyes, Freddy looked so kawaii sugoi! He had to be his discord kitten. Freddy had so much drip, Not only that but his bow tie and black hat gave him even more drip than he already had.
Danny was able to sucsessfully have Freddy Fazbear as his new discord kitten, He couldn't belive he had somebody new to watch Skibiti Toilet with him. He hopped on a discord voice chat with him.
"Har har har har har?"
"Your my kitten now Freddy, I need you to bark for me."
"Har har har..?"
"NO! BARK! Like BARK BARK RUFF BARK BARK BARK!"
"HAR HAR HAR..?"
"BARK BARK BARK RUFF BARK!!!"
Danny Motta felt anger whell up within him, Freddy was HIS discord kitten. If he didn't want to bark he was USELESS! He suddenly smashed his computer screen in anger. He than decided to drink some G Fuel to calm his nerves. It tasted better than water. Danny than decided he needed a new discord kitten, Somebody that would actually bark for him. He needed to think better, So he popped on the newest episode of Skibiti Toilet to get his brain thinking. But there was still NOTHING!
Ding, Dong
There was somebody at his door, Danny than quickly sprinted over to the door. With his cup of G Fuel that tasted way better than actual water.
"Haahhahahahahhahahahahhahahah!"
That laugh made Danny blush, It was Spongebob. He couldn't believe Spongebob was at his door right now. One of the hottest sponges he's ever seen...
"Hey babygirl, Wanna watch Skibiti Toilet with me?" Danny said seductivley
"NO I DON'T WANT TO WATCH SKIBITI TOILET WITH YOU, YOU SMELLY UGLY BIG FAT FATTY FATSO RAT FUGLY UGLY NOBODY LOVES YOU YOU HAVE NO RIZZ AND NO DRIP AND NO KAWAII YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED YOU BIG SMELLY POOP UGLY FAT FAT FAT FACE HAR HAR HAR ME SPONGEBOB U UGLY BIG STINKY NO POWDERED DONUTS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY!!!"
Spongebob screamed at him, He than grabbed the G fuel out of Motta's hands and slammed the door. DAnny than colappased to the floor sobbing.
"N-No...My G fuel... NO NO NO WHY NO MY G FUEL NO NO NO NO NSKJJWHUDBHUBDEGEVGEBKJANKMLKNJWHBEDWJN SWNNVB!!!" Danny screamed at the top of his lungs, HOW DARE HE? HOW DARE SPONGEBOB WITH HIS BIG STiNKY TINKY WINKIE STEAL HIS G FUEL??!!!
Danny didn't know how to react anymore...Without G fuel and Skibiti Toilet...He didn't know what to do...
His life was over..He already tried everything...But Ranpo left him and took the powdered donuts with him...
Danny Motta than got off up the floor, He decided to go out to the balcony and get some fresh air.
He than suddenly....
"C-Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars..? 🥺😔😥😖😣"
"Har Har Har...Har Har Har..Har Har Har...😢😣😪"
Danny couldn't believe what he heard..Freddy Fazbear..?
"F-Freddy Chan..?"
"Har..? Har Har..?"
Danny noticd Freddy had somehow entered his house and stood behind him, Freddy wrapped his arms around Danny's wasit.
"...Baby girl I-I.."
Freddy than put his hand over Danny's mouth, Stopping him from speaking.
"Har har har har.."
Danny gazed up at Freddy with his red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple orbs.
"Ahhh..Don't shove me in an animatronic suit Freddy ur too sexy ahahahah!!"
Danny giggled cutely.
'Har har har har har har har..."
The two stood together on the balcony....Freddy now felt even more like his discord kitten...