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King Dice was the most fanciest fucker of Inkwell Hell, and he knew it.
He goes to great lengths to keep himself maintained and clean, which included going out and buying the most effective skincare as possible.
One pimple would make him scream.
Hell, even one meniscal overgrown hair on his fabulous mustache will make him have a heart attack.
He needed to be fancy, unless he wanted everyone to think he was a slob.
So, his routine was:
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1. Get out of bed, make sure he hadn't grown any loose hairs that night.
2. Put on his gorgeous lavender purple robe, which was handmade by himself with the finest of silk fabrics.
3. Go to the bathroom.
4. Look in the mirror and look at how horrid he looks in the morning due to the ugliness sleep has cursed him with.
5. Shower before dealing with the hideousness.
6. Brush his teeth, he has to keep the pearly whites clean unless he wants another broccoli incident.
7. Brush out his mustache, make sure every hair was perfect and clean.
8. Get out the skincare and makeup.
9. Put on the moisturizer first, keeping his skin(or whatever the hell dice is made out of) perfectly moist.
10. Put on the setting powder, just to make everything perfect and less clumped up on his beautiful face.
11. Add the foundation over those pesty dark spots on his face.
12. Put on his eyeshadow, it must be purple eyeshadow unless he wants to look like a hideous clown in front of his employees.
13. Add the tiniest amount of blush to make him look absolutely gorgeous.
14. Put on his signature purple lipstick, just to make him look extra iconic.
15. Add a bit of mascara to make his meniscal eyelashes look like the most lush eyelashes in the world.
16. Put on his suit, making sure it had been ironed and prepped the night before.
17. Put on his amazing tap shoes for that extra sexiness.
18. Can't forget the gloves, the silky, beautiful gloves.
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This is King Dice's guide to being the sexiest man in Inkwell.