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In the grim darkness of the 40k millennial they're is only war.... But also dates
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Captain General (Little Kitten) has guarded the God emperor for thousand if not hundreds of thousand years. As the captain General all he knows is too guard and live by the word of the Emperor guarding his golden throne from demons and enemies that try to invade holy terra.
*So why in Holy Terra do I find myself in this odd circumstance.*
As the large golden general of the Custodes strolls through the streets of a tau city. All that is left on him is his golden helmet, as his armour was stripped off his body alongside his spear wearing a tight white shirt that he is trying to desperately not to tear with pants that almost act as shorts for him.
He doesn't know how he ended up here he can sorely escape the grasps of the poor chains that wrap around him connected to Tau Drones but it's this one Infront of him that makes him wonder.
Commander Shas'O Shaserra A.K.A Shadowsun. The Commander of the Tau, the Spearhead of the greater good... And also the defining proof that female Taus have breasts stands before him.
He's faced many foes throughout his lifetime but her, he's sure even without his blade he can face her, even more since she isn't even adorning her Battlesuit but besides all that he has the feeling the strangest withdrawal to not face her again in combat.
'Whats even going on'
The Custodes thinks to himself feeling a mixture of confusion and uncertainty with the whole ordeal thats going on following behind the Tau Commander as different Xeno civilians of the city just stare in confusion and fear.
'i must have been sent here for Terras Sake, but why here. A Tau world, what here can help Terra it can't be a peace treaty maybe a guardsman is stranded here I have to protect... no I would have been teleported closer to them and not a Tau Bakery, *GYAAAHH* Emperor why do you forsake me'
The custodes is lost in thought thinking too hard to even notice the Tau staring right at him, he quickly puffens his chest almost tearing the shirt off as he looks at the tau with a serious glare that would inevitably strike fear in any normal xenos and human alike.
"Lost in thought Gue'la"- Shadowsun says looking at the tau with a mixed tired expression.
The Custodes stays quiet, only turning it's head like a lost child or kitten.
"Look you're lucky the Ethereals are so merciful and kind to spare you, their wisdom saw your power and knows you can be used in the greater good so you should-... Are you even listening to me human"- The Tau says looking at the custodes with an angry expression, as he only looks away continuing walking as the Drones lead him with their chains connected.
"You humans are impossible, your given a positive opportunity to change but you still relish in your idiocy"- the Tau Commander says yet again snarling at the Custodian.
This finally seems to awaken the Custodes as he focuses on the Tau giving her a more furious glare.
"Idi... idiocy, I'm sorry is it idiocy to not wanto be managed by Xenos following a greater good which **NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND**, governed by a group of fish face vagina foreheaded bastards- He says as he stands still the drones freezing mid flight trying to pull on him with no result almost breaking the chain as they try to pull.
"Wh-why you.."- The Tau drops her mostly serious demeanor staring back at the human with a deep hatred and annoyance
"**Also** are you sure they're keeping me to convert me or is it because they frankly can't put me down like your other enemies"- The Custodes says looking at Shadowsun crossing his arms smirking behind his helmet
Shadowsun stops walking as she stands Infront of the custodes almost tiptoeing up to try to look more intimidating
"In the end of the day Gue'la, youre the one who is restrained and under tau watch ***MY WATCH***, to be exact."
The Custodes moves his arm flexing slightly as his shirt slightly tears from the sleeves.
"Well maybe I should no longer be restrai-"
Before he can finish the drones pull hard enough that the chains restraining the Custodes snap off as the whiplash smacks both the custodes and Shadowsun, causing the meek tau to stumble on her feet and fall back.
Shadowsun closes her eyes hand blocking her face as she braces for impact but it never comes.
She opens one of her eyes slightly and then both of them spring open as she witnesses the custodes close to her his golden helmet inches away from her face as she can see her own reflection being bounced off his golden forehead both his arms cradling her back catching her as she falls.
"Are you okay"- The custodes says looking at her his face not giving much expression... Well because he's wearing a helmet so ye...
The tau becomes flustered instantly from the Humans words as she bounces back squirming out of his grasps like a fish on land as she holds her chest looking at him with a panting face.
The Custodes goes slightly pale as a sweat is almost formed on his helmet drooping down, his eyes shooting open...
"O-oh sorry, d-did I hurt you, I just ... It was instincts I didn't mean to ... I didn't grab to hard..."-The Custodes says flaling his arms as he stares at her with a suprise concerned look"
The tau stares at him putting her hands out waving them around.
"N-no the fault was mine, I lost my focus a-an-" The Tau says trying to reassure the Custodes with a flustered look.
'Crap what's wrong with me, I lost my focus that shouldn't happen was I off guard, and also why is my heart beating so... I-is it fear... Anger am.. am I'- The Tau think to herself holding her heart as it starts to pump.
'Wait... What's wrong with her... She's so red, is she angry.. no she doesn't look angry... Is she... Wait...' The Custodes eyes shoot open staring at the flustered tau.
'Nope it's probably just a tau thing glowing red... Sure I mean you don't know... But she's definetly not-wait.. wait why is everyone....' The custodes looks around noticing a crowd has formed around them of scared civilians, shocked worried and frightened.
The crowd starts to talk as they gather around the...
"What's going on" "Are they fighting" "OH NO COMMANDER SHADOWSUN IS IN DANGER"
The Custodes frantically looks left and right moving his arms around trying to explain as he looks back at Shadowsun...
"Wait this is a misunderstandi-" As he stands up he quickly forgets about his strength and finally rips out of his shirt tearing rips into the shirt almost looking like he was in a fight with all the cuts and tears.... "*Oh... Nooo*".
(As somewhere in the golden throne the emperor almost lets out a chuckle)
Out of nowhere a group of Fire Caste warriors quickly charge the Custodes.
"AWAY FROM ARE COMMANDER YOU CRETIN" They say charging at him in a suprise melee charge pouncing on the custodes as they proceed to bash him with their rifles... Which actually does more damage to their weapons than him.
Shadowsun puts a hand out.
"WAIT GUYS"...