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Cale henituse loves slacker life, but he keeps getting away from her, when she calls him , he only says he'll meet her in an a hour, but barely comes back a month later, he always sets up dates for them but then he's always late on thier dates.
She knew he's cheating on her with workaholic-kun, she's seen workaholic-kun slap Cale's butt, and cale did nothing to fight him, she's seen how cale volunteers to sit on workaholic-kun's lap when there's no chair, but her lap stays empty, she's seen how many times he calls workaholic-kun a day , but she hoped cale would come back and admit his crimes, but he never did, he always says that workaholic-kun forced him, but she knew that Cale didn't resist him in the slightest for years.
" Cale"
"I'm not your honey anymore?? "
" Cale we need to break up "
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No sound came for a the next three minutes, slacker life chan tried to explain the matter further
" Cale, I know you try hard, but we're not ment to be, we're a forbidden love, a tragic romance, a rare ship that you can't find in a single fanfic!"
" we're going, get ready "
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Cale? Where are WE going? There's no WE anymore "
" we're getting married at fredo's castle, NOW"
"What-"
Since when cale wore a pretty wedding dress and made his hair shiny ?
"Daddy, take my hand, I'm getting married, bring cotton ( holy maiden of God of war ), and prepare my wedding party in 30 minutes "
Fredo was confused as hell, why is cale getting married and him as a father , and who is slacker life, and hoe could he prepare a wedding in thirty minutes? And where are his companions, atleast his sworn brother should be here??
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Fredo has regrets, he was spossed to take his son's hand and give it slacker life, but because he called Alberu, Alberu is the one whose taking Cale's hands, to give to slacker life,
and instead of cotton, there's cage whose going to make a death wedding promise, slacker life is frightened for Cale's life , she knew he'll cheat on her right away at thier wedding night , but she didn't want cale to die.
Alberu was in tears.
" my dongsang is all grown up now sniff, how can I make you minister if you're getting married, sniff, who will cause me headaches if you're out with slacker life? "
"Shut up huyng, you know I can cause you headaches by simply breathing, it isn't over"
Cage the drunk priestess asked Cale,
" hey bastard do you promise on your life that you'll be fathifull on slackerism and all that shit? "
Slacker life was clearly offended.
" Ye-" "WE OBJECT"
the children averaging nine years old barged in , and objected
" but why?" Cale asked calmly
"We need to travel the world together! "
" Oh yeah , I forgot , sorry slacker life , I'm getting a divorce "
Alberu interjected " but you haven't even got married? "
" then we're breaking up, but you have to me child support of three"
Slacker life who was done with all of this shouted " but they're not my children "
" I am pregnant with a triplet of slacker, slackerism and slck , now where's my child support?"
