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the 1981 members were all having fun in chat together when sufdentl bella got a notification on isntagram. she screamed and immediately informed the server as.. wait a second??? fbf dmed her?? what! she shows the server his message which says "how old ru" and she quickly responds with her age. he replies back in a couple mins "ehh bit old but good enough. u habe disc little girl?" bella screams in excitement whilst the rest of 19i1 are cakcling over this. she quijcly adds fbf to the server and they all make introductions. "ughhh boring fagfots i dont want to talk to guys wheres the little girls" is his first messahe. tje others cant stop laugjing. bellas freaking out because her favorutie singer is on ehr server. "wait fbf you arent gonna groom bella are you" says neil "umm yeah why do u think Im here stupid faggot" he replies. neil doesnt like that so he temporarily bans fbf for 5 kinutes. whilst he is on ban fbf starts dming bella all sorts of weird personal wuesitons like "do you like grown men" "what would u say if I sent u feet pics" "do you have molesting experience" bella isnt sure how to respknd to this so she messages the server who are going insane. "noooo fried dont groom Bella!!" they all laugh. finalky 5 minutes pass and fried messages the derver ahain and asks "none of you are feds are you?" jacksom responds "i am btw" so fried sends him gore. "now that I've gotten rid of the fed i can tell you all about my touching fantasies" hw goes on to explain. "ever since i started making music i always really wanted a little girl to molest and raoe mhgfhhhhghg need to put my hands on children" "nooooo fried don't groom Bella that's mean!!!" people respond "boohoo libtard snowflakes if i wanna touch little kids im gonna touch em. now who wants to watch me stroke my salami on call" "WHST!!"they exclaim. bella jpins call immediately and then so does lortie and then the others join too because they don't wanna miss out on this absolutely insane moment. fried turns cam on and then just as he starts to get his dick out the door behind him SLAMS open "sir we have been moderating your online activity and saw the way you talked to those kids. digital security is real ur coming with us buddy!" says a fed as he starys to handcuff fried. "WHAT NOOO I ENEVR GOT TO EXPOSE MYSELF TO THESE LITTLE KDIS NOOO" fried is screaming and ugly cryinng and throwing a tantrum. "NOOONOOOO HOW DID YOU GUYS FIND ME NOOOO" "well sir I believe one of our agents was undercover in a server you were on qnd ibformed us of your crimes. now shut ur ass up we're bringing u ro the electric chair for talkign to minors online bc this is totally how it goes irl." fried is sobbing and ceying really hard as he gets dragged away by the dederal agent. the remaining federal agent looks at the screen to where the server are all watchign flabergasted by the turn of events "thanks for ifnorming us of this dastardly human agent wewill be in contact with you soon" and walks out. the others sit there shocked... theres a fed among them???? who could it be??? re they safe??? suddenyl jackson turns cam on to reveal a balding man in his 50s "Thats right guys Im a federal agwnt. i wasnt joking earlier. I gotta fo do my job and mvoe onto a different server to find more little kid touchers now. ok bye and bella stop getting groomed by incels" he leaves call and the rest of 1981 sit there in shcok again. jackson was a fed this whole time????? bella starts crying as she realises her dream crush and favohrite musician is getting put down. the rest of the server are so traumatised and shcoked noone says anything.
this is what happens every time you talk to steangers on the interne.t they are all old balding men. this story is basef on true events and is brought to you by the national wordlwide gloval government ahaisnt touching little kids foundation. the end and remmeber dont trust anyone ever and dont use the onternet becaus eit id evil and everyone is either a fed or a pedo ok goodbye and bella dont get groomed