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"oh boy i sure love drawing my object comic on May 15th, 2025 at 5:12:29pm!" said missing dog poster while drawing their object comic on May 15th, 2025 at 5:12:29pm but then balut came up and was like "missinb dog ooster morelike missing GAY poster" but then chome graidenty was there bc ir the power of enimes to lovers and was like "erm yr gay.. can you be my alpha rizzler. and missing gay poster was like yes bbg and tgen they KISSED... no wonder people are homophobic this shit scarty!!!! abd then chome GAYdenty pulled out a KNIFE and STABBED that bitch balut into chiken strips qnd then pulldd out a bbq and stqrted ciookinb bqluts dead corpse into KFC. and mdp was like ''yurmy'' andthen they kiswdf more qnd livved hqppily 3ber after
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