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Ya-ha-ha! You found me! You might have been looking for my fanfictions. They're still here, worry not, they're just locked semi-safely behind that nice 'registered users only' padlock. Tragically, some decidedly unscrupulous bastards have been scraping fics for AI training or outright taking them for apps.
You have to ask me before you can do either of those things.
Maybe you were raised poorly. Maybe you're just entitled. Maybe you think you're providing a service, but I'm not that generous. I've been a card-carrying cynic for years. Whichever one it is, you keep your grubby little mitts off my fics. I wrote them. I spent literal years crafting them. They are not for you to just take and do what you like with. You want to translate it? Ask! You want to turn it into a podfic? Ask! You want to print it and bind it for your bookshelf? Ask! There's a decent chance I'll say yes! But asking is the key here. I may not be making money off of these--no shit, right?--but they're still not up for grabs.
Have a nice day.
-Scary